Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Yes. I've been trying to marry you since you showed up.
[sub]Also, anything that leads to cake is instantly awesome.[/sub]

Didn't you notice?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh. I never did notice. I just thought you were stalking me. My mistake!

Weird mistake, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah... Awkward.


So, who will we invite?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know. Anyone can go if they want to, Steve can even go, if he promises to chill out and not murder.

Wow! Where did you get this engagement ring?

 

[Pm0n3y]

He bought from me. In exchange for his soul, that is.

Now you have to marry him! Won't you?

 

[Ren3004]

Of course she will. Also, I'd like someone to give me a soul as a wedding gift.

What about the honeymoon?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I hear that The Sixth Dimension is nice this time of year. That or Paris.

Pm0n3y's invited right?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. But since he's always ninja'ing me, he probably already knew that.



What band do you want?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Something elegant. Maybe Korn.

We'll have the ceremony in a month or two, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. After my 3000[sup]th[/sup] post.


You're not gonna get cold feet, are you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I don't know, but i'll try hard not to.

Would using incinerate on myself work?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I dunno. You did change to the Cold Shoulder though...so I think you would freeze.

Aren't you two such a cute couple?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes we are! Yes weeee aaaaare!


Did that sound creepy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Please don't do that.

Could you make that sound even more creepy?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes I CAAAAAAAAAN! YEEEEEES IIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!


Is this creepy enough?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*shudders* Plenty.

Is it true that anything you can do I can do better?

 

[Ren3004]

Well... there's this one thing...



Have you seen Steve?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Y-you mean he isn't in his attic?

Where could he have gone?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe he's still in the hospital.


Should we follow the trail of blood?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That seems like the best idea.

Anything we can bribe him with?