Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

heh heh. That's not a snake.................................

too crude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I've heard worse. *shrug*

Can you pull a hat out of a rabbit?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Yeah, but it's not pretty D:

Can you hold this rabbit so I can pull a hat out of it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Will do! I'm desensitized.

Can i be your assistant?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes you may, but first you must wear a snazzy hat


would you believe me if I said my cat ate 45 rabbit's heads?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

No

Really?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Yes, really.

Would you like to volunteer for the saw-in-half trick?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably.

This isn't gonna hurt is it?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

not if you have my +1 hat of snazzyness

you using a bone saw?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. Ubersaw.

Can i keep the snazzy hat?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yeah okay *grumble grumble*

but I want my rabbit back! pleas?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Um...Here! Ignore the fact that he looks completely different now.

Isn't he cute?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Yeah, but it's kinda...freaked out about the hat trick...

You ready to get sawed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, Can i reschedule? I gotta sleep soon.

Should i find you a replacement?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

nah it's been like a week since I actually played a video game, I gotta go

you understand eh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. All is well.

Do aliens like abstract art?

 

[Ardna Xela]

Of course, to them abstract art looks like portraits.

Will you find a way to survive the apocalypse?

 

[Timotei]

No. I'll let you humans die of thirst.

Who brought the Snacks?

 

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