Super Villain Plot Game

[username sucks]

I will make a gun that can shoot teeth. Try to do a ballistics test on that!

A spray bottle.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Use it to spray people eyes, rendering them blind for a while!

A mirror

 

[username sucks]

I will infiltrate the base, kill some people, then hold the mirror in front of me when someone finds me. They will think that they killed everyone, and will kill themselves.

Smoke detector.

 

[username sucks]

Signal the alarm, deafening everyone.

A dying thread.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I attach it to everyone so that when it died, so will everyone else!

A wallet

 

[username sucks]

I will use it to store my doomsday device, and set it to detonate when someone tries to take it!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Using invisible words, I can place subliminal messages in everything; everyone will go kill crazy!

Pie charts

 

[Fuzzed]

My cardboard box is gigantic and can suffocate the entire world.

Lube

 

[username sucks]

Cover the streets with it. There will be accidents all over because the cars slide around!

A clock.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What's more ironic than to knock out a watchmaker with a clock?

A keyboard

 

[Scarim Coral]

It's so durable, I can hit people head with it over and over!

3D glasses.

 

[username sucks]

Hand them out to everyone on the planet, and when they start to hurt peoples eyes, then I strike!

A backpack.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Where else can I fit all my instruments of mild annoyance?

A lava lamp

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will play that one sone of his that no one liks over and over!

A fork

 

[username sucks]

Git it against a metal wall at the perfect angle and force, creating a tone that I will amplify around the world to drive everyone insane.

A box of chocolates.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Poison is easy to give to people when it's hidden in chocolate!

A pamphlet

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I SHALL HAND OUR PAMPHLETS, AND MAKE THE WORLD JOIN MY CULT OF THE ELDER GODS!

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