tf2 science

[wasalp]

Q: Why can't the engineer expand his sentry past level 3?

a: because the premade kit for all his sentry guns(he owns an infinite amount in his lunchbox) was not designed to be any higher lvl.

Q:Will two opposing turrets shoot at eachother?

a: yes they will.

Q: why do soldiers have grenades and never sue them

 

[Twilight_guy]

A: when the spy stabs in the back he hits the spine in a matter that cuts the nerves connecting to the hearth, thus causing instant death. The rest of the body is covered with clothing that is bullet resistant and fire proof

Q:where do all the classes keep there large collection of ammo(lets say soldier rockets)

A: Now they are thinking with portals.

Q: Why can't the engineer expand his sentry past level 3?

He ran out of money to buy blueprints for the level four sentry. On a side note the level 4 sentry is actually a robot heavy.

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

because the smoke that comes out when you on your disguise a special narcotics designed to make people who induce it believe you look like one of there own( theres a narcotic for every class

Q: How, exactly, does one Scout constitute two people when playing CP or PL maps when they are, in fact, the smallest of the group?

he drank so much energy drinks that his atoms vibrate so fast that he technically constitutes 2 different individuals

A: He's related to Mary Poppins

Q: Why the hell whenver I go medic there's no Heavy's and when I go Heavy there's no Medics?

A:an unknown law of the physical world

Q: what happens when you cross two medigun streams from opposing teams?

A: You DONT cross two medigun streams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Q:Will two opposing turrets shoot at eachother?

Yes. Everyone else will sit back and laugh at the engineers as they ferociously rebuild there battling sentry guns though.

Q: How come there are so many copies of the exact same 9 people running around?

 

[vrmlguy]

Yes. Everyone else will sit back and laugh at the engineers as they ferociously rebuild there battling sentry guns though.

Q: How come there are so many copies of the exact same 9 people running around?

Clone Wars.

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[Clashero]

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

because the smoke that comes out when you on your disguise a special narcotics designed to make people who induce it believe you look like one of there own( theres a narcotic for every class

Q: How, exactly, does one Scout constitute two people when playing CP or PL maps when they are, in fact, the smallest of the group?

he drank so much energy drinks that his atoms vibrate so fast that he technically constitutes 2 different individuals

A: He's related to Mary Poppins

Q: Why the hell whenver I go medic there's no Heavy's and when I go Heavy there's no Medics?

A:an unknown law of the physical world

Q: what happens when you cross two medigun streams from opposing teams?

You are healed by a PURPLE healing stream.

 

[4RT1LL3RY]

Yes. Everyone else will sit back and laugh at the engineers as they ferociously rebuild there battling sentry guns though.

Q: How come there are so many copies of the exact same 9 people running around?

Clone Wars.

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 0, Dispensers do that automatically

Q: Why does the engineer have 200 extra rounds for his pistol?

 

[Flying-Emu]

A. He learned it from Master Roshi back in his "wild" days.

Q. How does healing somebody create a charge that can make them critically hit anything they shoot?

 

[Singularly Datarific]

A. The static electricity makes their bullets stand on end, and. that. helps. somehow...

Q. What kind of meat is in the Heavy's sandvich?

 

[Flying-Emu]

A. Fried Spy, fresh from the local Spy-Checker

Q. How exactly does the sentry tell the difference between friend and foe?

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Well, think of cooked pork, the skin just cracks and shatters when poked.

Burnt skin would be less resilient to a smack!

Why did the give the alcoholic demoman weapons that need decent aiming ?

 

[Twilight_guy]

A. Fried Spy, fresh from the local Spy-Checker

Q. How exactly does the sentry tell the difference between friend and foe?

a. It projects an image to the engineer who then decides between friend and foe. The engineer is just nice and doesn't shoot his own team (usually).

q. Where did the Spy learn to exactly copy the voices of the other classes?

 

[Twilight_guy]

a. It projects an image to the engineer who then decides between friend and foe. The engineer is just nice and doesn't shoot his own team (usually).

q. Where did the Spy learn to exactly copy the voices of the other classes?

He doesen't theres a voice synthesiser inside the cardboard mask.

Q. Why does the Soldier clearly have grenades he cannot use?

A. they're not grenades they're just painted eggs. They make him look more manly.

Q. Why do both teams dress in primarily in one particular color?

 

[Singularly Datarific]

A. The clothes were on sale

Q. Why does the spy have unlimited sappers?

 

[CptShiv]

A.Because the engineer has unlimited sentries

Q.Who checks the Spy-Checker?

 

[HPoirot]

A.Because the engineer has unlimited sentries

Q.Who checks the Spy-Checker?

A:The Spy-Checker-Checker.

Q: Why does the sniper rifle do more damage after you zoom in for a few seconds?

 

[RH3INLAND.]

A: While you're zoomed in the sniper puts in a bigger bullet.

Q: How does the heavy have seemingly unlimited sandwiches on his person?

 

[DDSN]

A: He makes more of them after killing someone.

Q: How many spies does it take to change in a light bulb?

 

[001648]

A. she gets 2 paychecks she needs to put tea on the table.
Q. why does the pyro have gas grenades and a gas mask when he doesn't use it?