So bored... Kenneth thought as he sat patiently at his bench, waiting for his number to be called. He had heard a bunch of rowdy people being loud and obnoxious near a restaurant, but he tried to ignore it. However, it kept on and on. He finally decided he would try and step in to shut them the hell up.
He got up from the bench he was sitting at, and walked over to the crowd, "Hey..." He said in an indoor voice. He didn't think anyone heard him. He shouted this time, "HEY! Just what the hell is going on here?" His eyes then wandered over to the two people with pistols, "And why are guns about to be drawn? This is a public area, y'know. I don't think it'd be good to draw A DAMN GUN."
After that shouting fit, he straightened himself out, "Anyway, your being annoying while i'm trying to sit down, and wait patiently for my number. Do you think you could quiet it down?" He paused for a second, then said "And if a fight is gonna happen, why a gun fight? Just do fisticuffs, for gods sake. No need to be fucking trigger happy today." Hmm...Never thought I'd have to play peace maker today, but hey, least i'm no longer bored.