That Dickhead Friend

[eggy32]

Wow use paragraphs man.

Seriously, paragraphs, the space bar. Use them, then I'll consider reading what you wrote.

That's like the Great Wall of China of paragraphs.

Fix the post, then we'll read it.

Putting this into your inboxes to consider your advisory actions completed. Or, in some cases, just to coerce you into actually posting something worthwhile or useful to the thread.

Thank you for alerting me that my advice has been taken, and we already did post something useful; our advice.

 

[Dogstile]

Oh, those people.

They aren't my friends. I tolerate them, i don't talk to them. When they talk to me i'm blaaaaaand.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Wow use paragraphs man.

Seriously, paragraphs, the space bar. Use them, then I'll consider reading what you wrote.

That's like the Great Wall of China of paragraphs.

Fix the post, then we'll read it.

Putting this into your inboxes to consider your advisory actions completed. Or, in some cases, just to coerce you into actually posting something worthwhile or useful to the thread.

Maybe next time you could use paragraphs.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Wow use paragraphs man.

Seriously, paragraphs, the space bar. Use them, then I'll consider reading what you wrote.

That's like the Great Wall of China of paragraphs.

Fix the post, then we'll read it.

Putting this into your inboxes to consider your advisory actions completed. Or, in some cases, just to coerce you into actually posting something worthwhile or useful to the thread.

Maybe next time you could use paragraphs.

I just did. That was the whole point of quoting you in that message.

 

[eggy32]

Seriously, paragraphs, the space bar. Use them, then I'll consider reading what you wrote.

Believe it or not, I'm not an illiterate, slobbering retard who doesn't understand the function of paragraphs. I simply didn't care when I was writing it out of frustration at somebody.

I never said you were illiterate or a slobbering retard, I just assumed that because you posted lots of words on a forum that you thought people were going to read it.

When I wrote it I was more presuming that 99.9% of all users would either skip it and try and find something to start a discussion about or disregard it entirely and post something barely relevant by only the thread title.

So you wrote something in a place where people go to read thing that people wrote, assuming that nobody would try to read it?

 

[MurderousToaster]

Seriously, paragraphs, the space bar. Use them, then I'll consider reading what you wrote.

Believe it or not, I'm not an illiterate, slobbering retard who doesn't understand the function of paragraphs. I simply didn't care when I was writing it out of frustration at somebody.

I never said you were illiterate or a slobbering retard, I just assumed that because you posted lots of words on a forum that you thought people were going to read it.

When I wrote it I was more presuming that 99.9% of all users would either skip it and try and find something to start a discussion about or disregard it entirely and post something barely relevant by only the thread title.

So you wrote something in a place where people go to read thing that people wrote, assuming that nobody would try to read it?

Well, I presumed that they'd skip past and read the tiny little "discussion value" sentence at the end, at the very least.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Wow use paragraphs man.

Seriously, paragraphs, the space bar. Use them, then I'll consider reading what you wrote.

That's like the Great Wall of China of paragraphs.

Fix the post, then we'll read it.

Putting this into your inboxes to consider your advisory actions completed. Or, in some cases, just to coerce you into actually posting something worthwhile or useful to the thread.

Maybe next time you could use paragraphs.

I just did. That was the whole point of quoting you in that message.

Maybe next time you can use paragraphs without having to be told by ten people first.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Wow use paragraphs man.

Seriously, paragraphs, the space bar. Use them, then I'll consider reading what you wrote.

That's like the Great Wall of China of paragraphs.

Fix the post, then we'll read it.

Putting this into your inboxes to consider your advisory actions completed. Or, in some cases, just to coerce you into actually posting something worthwhile or useful to the thread.

Maybe next time you could use paragraphs.

I just did. That was the whole point of quoting you in that message.

Maybe next time you can use paragraphs without having to be told by ten people first.

That's great, and I value your contribution to the discussion. Maybe next time you could actually at least reference the small discussion value sentence at the end of the giant wall of text, on the subject of advice. It's not like it doesn't stick out, what, that lone sentence amidst the giant wall.

 

[hurfdurp]

You ..you could ..not be friends with this person?

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

I use to have a friend like that. He was't that bad but still annoying. He worships 'Sinfield' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' but when he told us about it, and me and another one of my friends said we did't care for it, he when ballistic and told us the shows and music we watch and listen to was shit. Everyday without fault he would ask the metaly challenged kid 'Why are you so retarded?'.
I don't think he ever said anything about politics and religion but if he did it would have been like you said.
Luckily he dos't go to my school anymore so yeah, I'm cool.

 

[Thedayrecker]

I'm a bit of a "dickhead friend" but all my friends think I'm funny.

 

[Hollock]

I had a friend who was sort of like that in middle school (he wasn't that bad, but he was just sort of our friend by default). And they can get annoying, but now I have like 3 friends and they is all cool.

 

[Aerodynamic]

You ..you could ..not be friends with this person?

Simple as that, just saying "fuck off" would be in order.

If they confront you the next day saying "do you have a problem with me?" respond with "yes".

Shuts them up.

 

[Pegghead]

I read it all!!! Yeah i know those guys. I don't like people like this who sounds like this ether. "he thinks he's being trendy, hip and edgy by being one of those annoying atheists who can't just not believe in religion, but have to go around constantly raping your ears about how much bullshit it is and how much nonsense the religious people are spewing. After he makes some shitty, badly-thought out jibes at the expense of some theistic belief or another" YOU HAVE MY RESPECT!

Hear hear, my mate is pretty much that.

You should see him when we have school mass.

 

[ribonuge]

Do him a favour and tell him. He probably doesn't even know he's like that.

 

[Lust]

-snip-

If you can write that long rant on the deconstruction of your friend, then, surely you can tell him that to his face.

You shouldn't be hesitant on whether or not to tell him he's a dick. If he can't take criticism, that's his problem. Deal with him or don't.

 

[MurderousToaster]

-snip-

If you can write that long rant on the deconstruction of your friend, then, surely you can tell him that to his face.

You shouldn't be hesitant on whether or not to tell him he's a dick. If he can't take criticism, that's his problem. Deal with him or don't.

There's an issue whereby this person is also friends with all of my friends, and telling him he's a dick without their 100% backing would make me seem like the one with qualities similar to that of a male reproductive organ in front of them.

 

[Lust]

There's an issue whereby this person is also friends with all of my friends, and telling him he's a dick without their 100% backing would make me seem like the one with qualities similar to that of a male reproductive organ in front of them.

Well, tell him and find out who's got your back. If your other friends don't like him, they'll see it your way.

Hopefully............

 

[Demongeneral109]

im like that sometimes... but for the most ppart I tend to aviod that behavior if at all possible

 

[zacattack14]

My DF wouldn't be so bad if he didn't live a block away and the only other person in my school who gives a damn about quality games and movies.