The Atrocities of Your National Heritage... This is a Fun Thread! :D

[Colour Scientist]

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Why does that exist? Who thought that would be a good idea?!

 

[Cheesepower5]

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

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You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

WTF is this shit!? You guys eat this!?

 

[Fappy]

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Mass Effect 3 ending. Fucking BAM.

And Alpha Flight.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Spoiler

Why does that exist? Who thought that would be a good idea?!

Only a mind so depraved, so vile, so repulsive, so darkened by a great evil, that the very perturbations of normal god fearing people do not apply.


Us with the knowledge, call them Nether Folk.

The rest of the world know them as...

Americans.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Some of your country speak French as a first language.


I win >

 

[IndomitableSam]

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Mass Effect 3 ending. Fucking BAM.

And Alpha Flight.

We apologize deeply for Casey Hudson, world. We're so very sorry.

... Now I'm going to go dip bacon in some maple syrup. And eat french fries drowned in cheese and gravy for dinner. (... I wish.)

 

[shrekfan246]

We apologize deeply for Casey Hudson, world. We're so very sorry.

... Now I'm going to go dip bacon in some maple syrup. And eat french fries drowned in cheese and gravy for dinner. (... I wish.)

So you wish for heart attacks for dinner? Sounds like you could accomplish that faster by coming to the US. >.>

We did rule that pizza had enough tomato content to qualify as a serving of vegetable, after all.

 

[Cheesepower5]

Mass Effect 3 Ending

That was just revenge for putting an innocent Canadian creation like Superman into a particular atrocity of an N64 game.

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Some of your country speak French as a first language.


I win >

Curses, foiled again!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

WTF is this shit!? You guys eat this!?

You guys think pizza is a vegetable.

What you gonna do now huh?

What you gonna do?

 

[IndomitableSam]

We apologize deeply for Casey Hudson, world. We're so very sorry.

... Now I'm going to go dip bacon in some maple syrup. And eat french fries drowned in cheese and gravy for dinner. (... I wish.)

So you wish for heart attacks for dinner? Sounds like you could accomplish that faster by coming to the US. >.>

We did rule that pizza had enough tomato content to qualify as a serving of vegetable, after all.

I saw that - I think it's hilarious.

... I'm actually going to my parent's for supper and they just harvested their garden, so it'll be fresh, healthy nummies for me tonight. And I'm bringing home a co-worker's zucchini, and I have tomatoes ready at home. Yay.

What else do we apologise for as Canadians? Can I go with the humourous "Quebecer" route?

Or maybe the fact that we (and the US) also shipped Jewish and Japanese peoples off to (albeit "nicer") internment camps during the war? And our rampant racism against aborigional peoples? That one isn't going away.

 

[Fappy]

Mass Effect 3 Ending

That was just revenge for putting an innocent Canadian creation like Superman into a particular atrocity of an N64 game.

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Some of your country speak French as a first language.


I win >

Curses, foiled again!

Bah, only one of the two Superman creators were Canadian! Besides, the Jews claimed responsibility for creating Superman long ago!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

WTF is this shit!? You guys eat this!?

You guys think pizza is a vegetable.

What you gonna do now huh?

What you gonna do?

Who eats salad with a fork and knife? You eat pizza that way when it's super hot!

 

[The Funslinger]

We apologize deeply for Casey Hudson, world. We're so very sorry.

... Now I'm going to go dip bacon in some maple syrup. And eat french fries drowned in cheese and gravy for dinner. (... I wish.)

So you wish for heart attacks for dinner? Sounds like you could accomplish that faster by coming to the US. >.>

We did rule that pizza had enough tomato content to qualify as a serving of vegetable, after all.

Wait, that's why they ruled it a vegetable serving!?

"It has tomatoes, so that means it contains vegetables!

"... Wait..."

See what's wrong with that?

 

[shrekfan246]

We apologize deeply for Casey Hudson, world. We're so very sorry.

... Now I'm going to go dip bacon in some maple syrup. And eat french fries drowned in cheese and gravy for dinner. (... I wish.)

So you wish for heart attacks for dinner? Sounds like you could accomplish that faster by coming to the US. >.>

We did rule that pizza had enough tomato content to qualify as a serving of vegetable, after all.

Wait, that's why they ruled it a vegetable serving!?

"It has tomatoes, so that means it contains vegetables!

"... Wait..."

See what's wrong with that?

No, no, they ruled that it has enough tomatoes to qualify as a vegetable.

And I never said I agree.

I sure as hell don't count pizza as a serving of vegetable when I'm putting a meal together.

 

[Hazy992]

Oh man I'm British,where the hell do I begin?

This is probably the worst thing we did though:

We're so sorry everyone! We didn't know! WE DIDN'T KNOW!!! ;_;

 

[The Funslinger]

We apologize deeply for Casey Hudson, world. We're so very sorry.

... Now I'm going to go dip bacon in some maple syrup. And eat french fries drowned in cheese and gravy for dinner. (... I wish.)

So you wish for heart attacks for dinner? Sounds like you could accomplish that faster by coming to the US. >.>

We did rule that pizza had enough tomato content to qualify as a serving of vegetable, after all.

Wait, that's why they ruled it a vegetable serving!?

"It has tomatoes, so that means it contains vegetables!

"... Wait..."

See what's wrong with that?

No, no, they ruled that it has enough tomatoes to qualify as a vegetable.

And I never said I agree.

I sure as hell don't count pizza as a serving of vegetable when I'm putting a meal together.

Yeah, but my point is how can containing fruit qualify something as a vegetable based meal?

 

[shrekfan246]

We apologize deeply for Casey Hudson, world. We're so very sorry.

... Now I'm going to go dip bacon in some maple syrup. And eat french fries drowned in cheese and gravy for dinner. (... I wish.)

So you wish for heart attacks for dinner? Sounds like you could accomplish that faster by coming to the US. >.>

We did rule that pizza had enough tomato content to qualify as a serving of vegetable, after all.

Wait, that's why they ruled it a vegetable serving!?

"It has tomatoes, so that means it contains vegetables!

"... Wait..."

See what's wrong with that?

No, no, they ruled that it has enough tomatoes to qualify as a vegetable.

And I never said I agree.

I sure as hell don't count pizza as a serving of vegetable when I'm putting a meal together.

Yeah, but my point is how can containing fruit qualify something as a vegetable based meal?

[sub][sub]I should just bookmark that picture.[/sub][/sub]

I don't think any good will come from being pedantic over what a tomato really is.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

WTF is this shit!? You guys eat this!?

You guys think pizza is a vegetable.

What you gonna do now huh?

What you gonna do?

Who eats salad with a fork and knife? You eat pizza that way when it's super hot!

People who think pizza is a vegetable, that's who!