The Atrocities of Your National Heritage... This is a Fun Thread! :D

[Cheesepower5]

Mass Effect 3 Ending

That was just revenge for putting an innocent Canadian creation like Superman into a particular atrocity of an N64 game.

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Some of your country speak French as a first language.


I win >

Curses, foiled again!

Bah, only one of the two Superman creators were Canadian! Besides, the Jews claimed responsibility for creating Superman long ago!

Oh yeah, blame the Jews. Typical American.

 

[Fappy]

Mass Effect 3 Ending

That was just revenge for putting an innocent Canadian creation like Superman into a particular atrocity of an N64 game.

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Some of your country speak French as a first language.


I win >

Curses, foiled again!

Bah, only one of the two Superman creators were Canadian! Besides, the Jews claimed responsibility for creating Superman long ago!

Oh yeah, blame the Jews. Typical American.

But I... but they... what!?

D:

 

[Colour Scientist]

This is probably the worst thing we did though:

We're so sorry everyone! We didn't know! WE DIDN'T KNOW!!! ;_;

What are you talking about? Fucking girl power, man!
Have you seen the movie? It deserved all of the Oscars.

 

[Dags90]

People who think pizza is a vegetable, that's who!

Actually, our Supreme Court has answered this question for us. Legally, tomatoes are a vegetable in the U.S., as found in Nix v. Hedden.[footnote]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden[/footnote] The Jersey tomato is the state vegetable of New Jersey.

Have you seen the movie?

Did anyone not see the movie? I swear, between 1997 and 1999 the Spice Girls were everywhere. Everywhere.

Curses, foiled again!

Speaking of the 90's, and awful things Canada has unleashed on the world:

 

[Hazy992]

This is probably the worst thing we did though:

We're so sorry everyone! We didn't know! WE DIDN'T KNOW!!! ;_;

What are you talking about? Fucking girl power, man!
Have you seen the movie? It deserved all of the Oscars.

Quiet you! You guys still aren't forgiven for the atrocities of Westlife! I think they violated the Geneva Convention

And yeah I saw the movie once when I was a kid. It sucks

 

[Colour Scientist]

Did anyone not see the movie? I swear, between 1997 and 1999 the Spice Girls were everywhere. Everywhere.

Sporty Spice was my favourite. I never liked Ginger Spice, even before SHE ABANDONED US... I mean... them, she abandoned them.


It was never the same.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

British, so yeah, just throw a dart at a map and we'll have likely committed atrocities there.

captcha

bond, james bond. Whoa captcha I know Quantum of Solance wasn't very good but to say James Bond is an atrocity is a bit much.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Quiet you! You guys still aren't forgiven for the atrocities of Westlife! I think they violated the Geneva Convention

Does that mean we've been forgiven for Boyzone?

And yeah I saw the movie once when I was a kid. It sucks

You obviously just weren't intelligent enough to appreciate it. It takes a special kind of genius, namely that of a six year old girl who grew up in the nineties.

 

[Dags90]

Sporty Spice was my favourite. I never liked Ginger Spice, even before SHE ABANDONED US... I mean... them, she abandoned them.


It was never the same.

My favorite was Posh for whatever reason. Maybe it was the fact that she pretty much never opened her mouth as a Spice Girl? Actually, I don't think I've ever seen her with her mouth open. Does she have teeth?

 

[Colour Scientist]

My favorite was Posh for whatever reason. Maybe it was the fact that she pretty much never opened her mouth as a Spice Girl? Actually, I don't think I've ever seen her with her mouth open. Does she have teeth?

Maybe it's a mystery, like Whoopi Goldberg's eyebrows.

Spoiler: No wait, there they are!

 

[Hazy992]

Does that mean we've been forgiven for Boyzone?

Those bastards started infiltrating our soap operas! Damn you Keith Duffy! *shakes fist*

You obviously just weren't intelligent enough to appreciate it. It takes a special kind of genius, namely that of a six year old girl who grew up in the nineties.

Can't pull that shit on me, I'm a nineties kid too you know. I made an excellent film critic

 

[Colour Scientist]

Those bastards started infiltrating our soap operas! Damn you Keith Duffy! *shakes fist*

Hey! That's your fault for being stupid enough to take him. He's your problem now, no backsies!

Can't pull that shit on me, I'm a nineties kid too you know. I made an excellent film critic

Pfft, 1992 barely counts. The nineties were basically over at that stage, you missed all of the best bits. Such as... am... The Soviet Union and the birth of Nathan Lopez, who is apparently a Filipino film actor.

 

[Cheesepower5]

Mass Effect 3 Ending

That was just revenge for putting an innocent Canadian creation like Superman into a particular atrocity of an N64 game.

I'm German, so my answer should be obvious.

For anyone who still doesn't get it, yes, I am talking about this stuff; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut.

Absolutely atrocious. I'll never forgive my ancestors for popularizing this disgusting stuff.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

I'm surprised we're not on trial for crimes against humanity.

You people disgust me. We Americans brought you hotdogs and you give us this horrendous shit!

Coming from the guys who made burger in a can.

Spoiler

You guys should go first

I think you just made me barf in my mouth a little.

Oh, it gets better.

Spoiler

Good luck sleeping tonight

Where do you find this shit!? Do you actively look for the most repulsive meals on the planet!?

Strawman!

Don't draw attention away from your heinous crimes against food!

New York and Chicago style pizza! Check mate mother fucker! >

Maple Syrup. Canadian Bacon. Poutine. Name one thing we've done wrong ************.

CLEARLY MY PEOPLE ARE SAINTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Some of your country speak French as a first language.


I win >

Curses, foiled again!

Bah, only one of the two Superman creators were Canadian! Besides, the Jews claimed responsibility for creating Superman long ago!

Oh yeah, blame the Jews. Typical American.

But I... but they... what!?

D:

Hah. Cornered now everyone knows your secret!







... Wait, what were we talking aboot again? For some reason I really want a whole chicken right now...

 

[Dags90]

Maybe it's a mystery, like Whoopi Goldberg's eyebrows.

Spoiler: No wait, there they are!

Wow. I can see why she doesn't smile. I'm surprised she doesn't have those creepy way-too-white fake teeth that actors get. Also her mascara is super unsexy.

I still think she might be from another planet.

Spoiler: The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Those bastards started infiltrating our soap operas! Damn you Keith Duffy! *shakes fist*

Hey! That's your fault for being stupid enough to take him. He's your problem now, no backsies!

Can't pull that shit on me, I'm a nineties kid too you know. I made an excellent film critic

Pfft, 1992 barely counts. The nineties were basically over at that stage, you missed all of the best bits. Such as... am... The Soviet Union and the birth of Nathan Lopez, who is apparently a Filipino film actor.

Pfft, 1991?

You weren't even around to see the beginning of the nineties!

I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog on my Sega Megadrive when you were still suckling on your mother's teets!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Those bastards started infiltrating our soap operas! Damn you Keith Duffy! *shakes fist*

Hey! That's your fault for being stupid enough to take him. He's your problem now, no backsies!

Can't pull that shit on me, I'm a nineties kid too you know. I made an excellent film critic

Pfft, 1992 barely counts. The nineties were basically over at that stage, you missed all of the best bits. Such as... am... The Soviet Union and the birth of Nathan Lopez, who is apparently a Filipino film actor.

Pfft, 1991?

You weren't even around to see the beginning of the nineties!

I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog on my Sega Megadrive when you were still suckling on your mother's teets!

Oh come on Daystar!

You should know better than to argue with kiddies that were born in the 90s.

Us 80s kids were much cooler and have known awesomeness waaaay before they did!

 

[Colour Scientist]

Wow. I can see why she doesn't smile. I'm surprised she doesn't have those creepy way-too-white fake teeth that actors get. Also her mascara is super unsexy.

I still think she might be from another planet.

Spoiler: The resemblance in uncanny.

I'm fairly sure that's an old photo, she has way better hair now and she's presumably gone the scary teeth route.

Huh, they probably could have used her to play one of the aliens in the film.

Spoiler

Pfft, 1991?

You weren't even around to see the beginning of the nineties!

I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog on my Sega Megadrive when you were still suckling on your mother's teets!

Oh wow, 1987. I didn't realise they allowed people your age to use the internet. Don't you think it's a bit sad trying to fit in with the young ones at your age?

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

Oh man I'm British,where the hell do I begin?

This is probably the worst thing we did though:

We're so sorry everyone! We didn't know! WE DIDN'T KNOW!!! ;_;

Oh yes we did.

It was just a last final fuck you to the rest of the world, with it's last dying gasps the Empire decided to salt the earth for generations to come.

 

[Hazy992]

Hey! That's your fault for being stupid enough to take him. He's your problem now, no backsies!

Nuh-uh! Triple stamp, no erasies, touch blue make it true!

Pfft, 1992 barely counts. The nineties were basically over at that stage, you missed all of the best bits. Such as... am... The Soviet Union and the birth of Nathan Lopez, who is apparently a Filipino film actor.

Well George Bush Sr. threw up on the prime minister of Japan and Prince Sebastian of Luxembourg was born. I win

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

So how does that make the IRA of that time any better?

He was still arrested multiple times with possession of weapons and was implicated in a gun fight as well form what I've seen. Hardly a poster child for freedom.

Why not, its not as if violence hasn't been used to fight for independence before. The history of my own country is proof of that.

Like I said to another person, the border is not far from no matter where you are and the republic is 5x bigger than the north. They can go south if they want to be free from the UK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/march/9/newsid_2516000/2516477.stm

Even before Sands died the people voted to stay part of the UK so the IRA weren't fighting "for the people" or anything like that.

The only time I think you could fairly be on the side of the IRA is pre-partition when the UK ruled the whole island.

You'll forgive me if I have as much sympathy for Ulster Loyalist as I do for people who wanted to succeed from the Union and join the Confederacy.

You really don't know what you're on about do you? Not everyone who doesn't like/support the IRA is automatically a loyalist and goes marching in parades you know.

Stop bringing up loyalists as they have no bearing on the IRA of the 70s and 80's.

Never claimed that everybody that doesn't like the IRA are Ultser loyalist, just that I'm as sympathetic to their cause as I am to southern states in the US that wanted to form the Confederacy.