They drive Hummers to overcompensate for their tiny, microscopic dicks, they have a spray on tan and hot girlfriends with little to FUCK ALL personality and a near zero IQ level
The Average Douchebag
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The average douche in my school sits and stares at you when you talk to them, then say (and I'm not paraphrasing, here,this is the exact response I've gotten) "All I heard was [word]. Why are you talking about [word]? That's kinda gay. Like people who aren't white." Again, no paraphrasing. I hate my life so, so very much, incidentally. Don't know why I bring that up, it just seemed to relate to this topic and the proportion of people like this to normal people in my area.
Again, even if the same prank is pulled upon other people, the negative emotions that you feel will still have happened. And while I now know that it was prank, it still does not change the feelings created for the prank. Each individual on first hearing it will still feel insulted until it is explained to them, and as has been previously discussed, a joke isn't funny if it has to be explained, just as with magic losing it's mysticism when you're told the trick. Now to wrap up this little discussion, the joke simply shouldn't have been put up because it couldn't cover for the different ways that peoples brains can work. And I did not over-react to the situation, because over-reacting would have been a hate post that would have included some very choice language that would have made a trucker blush. Mine was simply a statement of my personal feelings regarding the post, and that I had flagged it as something that I felt should not be kept on the forums, though by the amount of resistance I've had to the statement, I expect that it will be ignored anyway.spike0918 said:
You, sir, are a bad, BAD man.Pimppeter2 said:
Anyways, I think we've covered most of the criteria.
I understand this point now (as I have spent the last half hour having to argue it with roughly half a dozen people) and I forgive you for it. It's simply that at the time I felt like you were taking a stab at me and though there were hints to the contrary, my first reaction to what seemed to be an insult was not to look at the URL. In my opinion the joke just did not suit the environment because all of us didn't know the full context. Maybe next time you try out an online prank, try to think of how it could be misconstrued. It could save you a lot of trouble.Pimppeter2 said:
The attitude makes it for me.
I actually got called a douchebag on this site before, because of my hair.
Not the coolest guy around.
I actually got called a douchebag on this site before, because of my hair.
Not the coolest guy around.
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1. Prone to calling people and items "gay".
2. Horrendously stupid.
3. Generally is a unlikeable jackass.
I classify anyone as a "douchbag" If he/she have these three qualities.
2. Horrendously stupid.
3. Generally is a unlikeable jackass.
I classify anyone as a "douchbag" If he/she have these three qualities.
Pimppeter2 said:
The guy who came into my work the other day.
Skin tight shirt with a Marijuana symbol. Covered in Gibberish Tattoos Gelled hair and had his Mother Fucking phone music turned all the way up. Had to listen to the shit for 10 minutes till he came to the counter and i served him. Where he's like "these tunes are fucking sweet as aye ****!"
No. No they were not.
Skin tight shirt with a Marijuana symbol. Covered in Gibberish Tattoos Gelled hair and had his Mother Fucking phone music turned all the way up. Had to listen to the shit for 10 minutes till he came to the counter and i served him. Where he's like "these tunes are fucking sweet as aye ****!"
No. No they were not.
Compare and contrast.Catchphrase said:
Me - I work a full time job and pay my taxes. I obey the law. I'm pleasant to people, even strangers. I hold doors open for women. I like puppies. From what I gather from the users of this site, a high percentage will hold the same sort of values.
Chavs - Probably violent, probably carrying a knife. Swagger about like they own the place, even though their ASBO says they shouldn't be in that place. Generally out of work and claiming any benefits they can (which my taxes are paying for). No respect for anyone. Loutish. I.Q of a peanut. Probably a father (because birth control is pointless in their world).
You seem to be suffering from total logic failure, if you still stand by what I've quoted of your post.
Pimppeter2 said:
You're not very nice.
EDIT: I just got it. You sir, are a genius.
Well there aren't many ways to recognize them by looks since they come in all shapes and colors, but they talk degrading to others to compensate, and if others talk back using a simple word such as ''Idiot'' they flip their mind, and if you use more complicated ways of doing so, you'll just get a simultaneous blink, and a huh?
All the earth-toned people who glare at me when I mistakenly go into Walmart on food stamp day. Nothing but stares that say I want to kill you, and then I get to see them swipe their EBT cards. Not even a thank you that my paycheck is going to pay for their corn dogs and ice cream. Those are the real douchebags, don't mind college kids.
Sounds like you just described the average guido... Not that it prevents them from being douchebags too of course.Jark212 said:
