The Creepiest/Weirdest/Most Disgusting Thing You've Found In Your House

[ProfessorLayton]

Once my sister made something for school that involved food and she put it in a shoe box. She then forgot about it and it sat in the same place for about a year and a half and when we finally picked it up it had molded so much that it stained the part of the floor it was sitting on. I can't believe no one noticed it for that long. It didn't even smell.

 

[zHellas]

Not technically in my house, but when I was five, I lost my lunchbox at school. I found it when I was 15....

With food still inside it.....

Needless to say, it was disgusting.

Well at least you got the lunchbox back.

And where'd you find it?

 

[toastmaster2k8]

My grand mother....

and a really old zucchini that looked like tree bark.

 

[tricky_tree]

anything I wake up next to on a sunday morning (oh no he didn't)

 

[Julianking93]

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

You win. You just win this thread.

Oh god, that makes me sick...

Though, OT, one of mum's tampons fell out of the garbage once.

I nearly threw up.

 

[Uber Evil]

I had a potato go bad once, which means it oozed some strange liquid. The stench, it haunts me still...

Try a whole damn bag of them. Eugh. It was horrid. My sister had smelled a weird smell for a while. We moved the trash, assuming that was the the problem, and went on a ten day vacation. We got home and the smell was still there. After some investigating she picked up the potato bag and juices spill all over her. The smell of shit (really, it smelled exactly like shit) wafted through the house.

I had a potato go bad once, which means it oozed some strange liquid. The stench, it haunts me still...

My potatoes just turn weird colors and bruise when they rot. Your's are cooler.

This will eventually happen to all potatoes, but you can help the process along by leaving the potatoes in the same space as onions. And I just realized how disgusting the food we consume on a regular basis actually is...

Our potatoes are on a hanging shelf thing right near onions.

 

[Drumming Panda]

well in front of my house i found a dead cat with all its guts spilled out...I got pics to prove it..

 

[Daft Sikes]

I found the Encyclopaedia Dramatica Offended page on my computer monitor.

Jesus H Christ on a stick man, I've just eaten. ><

OT: This.

Hello.
OT: Cockroaches in my pie.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

My brother's girlfriend.

 

[skittlepie345]

About 4 years ago in a previous home, I walk out onto the second floor outdoor balcony to just look outside for a while. Before I get to the chair, I look down and see a lizard laying on its side that has somehow lost all of the skin on its chest and stomach - one could literally see its ribcage and flesh. A couple minutes later, a large platoon of ants come and begin mobbing the lizard. I see it twitch, move its head, look up at me in fearful horror as if asking how I could be so cruel as to summon ants to devour him or her, then drop back down and stay motionless, only to be carried off of the balcony by a trail of ants.

A little disgusting, maybe, but definitely creepy.

Awesome! Do you normally have lizards wandering around where you live, or was it in the dead of winter and just randomly found a lizard on your balcony?

Once my sister made something for school that involved food and she put it in a shoe box. She then forgot about it and it sat in the same place for about a year and a half and when we finally picked it up it had molded so much that it stained the part of the floor it was sitting on. I can't believe no one noticed it for that long. It didn't even smell.

Yeah, the bread I found didn't smell until after I shook it out of the bag. Then it smelled like a rotting corpse and dirty socks. I didn't check if it stained my cupboard, but it was in an empty ramen box where we keep our cereal bags. I should probably throw that cereal out...

 

[Uber Evil]

My brother's girlfriend.

Fail picture. I get a "Bandwidth Exceeded" thing.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

My brother's girlfriend.

Fail picture. I get a "Bandwidth Exceeded" thing.

Don't worry, it wasn't of her.

...And I was kidding.

 

[mitchellkenn]

not at home buto ur garbage compactor broke at work (grocery store)so three days later we got a big garbage bin to throw our big pile of garbage in. Truns out ther meat department left us four boxes of expided chicken, ground beef, fish and bacon at the bottom. Did I mentsion that it was +30C for the past week. In short the boxes moved when we picked them up.

 

[General Recluse]

opened a lunchable and the cheese resembled a green peice of chalk, I set the try down dropping it an inch from the surface counter and green smoke puffed from the thing.

 

[neoontime]

Well technically, my mom found a porno mag in our backyard, thought it was mine.

 

[Wolfy1328]

I have quite a few.

1. One morning before school I wanted a bagel so I like toasted it and stuff. So I dug through my fridge and found some cream cheese at the very back. So I opened the container up it had a green ball of something in there. Ugh...... A few days later my brother made his friend a bagel ( and as a sick joke) used the green ball. His friend threw up like 4 times.

2. Found some ham in the sink that turned into bacon. "shiver"

3. In a moment of desperation I ate some chips that had been in the pantry for who knows how long. Halfway through the bag and maggot flew out of a chip I was just about to take a bite of.

That flying maggot is still in my brain. Waiting to come up when I least expect it.

 

[ArMartinez02]

erm, were should i start?, shit so many choices..........

 

[noogai18]

Not my house, but I found a used condom on my elementary school playground. Naturally, I didn't realize what it was till a few years later, and then my memories got all skeezed out.

 

[Stoic raptor]

At my cousins house, there was a Pepsi can under the bed. It was there for about 4 weeks at least. My cousin's little sister found it and decided to drink it. She was little, she didnt know any better. She lifted it over her head and opened her mouth.

She was completely covered by ants that were in the can. All those ants just crawling all over her face and body...
*shiver*

 

[skittlepie345]

opened a lunchable and the cheese resembled a green peice of chalk, I set the try down dropping it an inch from the surface counter and green smoke puffed from the thing.

We eat too much cheese up here, so we eat it well before it goes bad.

I have quite a few.

1. One morning before school I wanted a bagel so I like toasted it and stuff. So I dug through my fridge and found some cream cheese at the very back. So I opened the container up it had a green ball of something in there. Ugh...... A few days later my brother made his friend a bagle using the green ball. His friend threw up like 4 times.

2. Found some ham in the sink that turned into bacon. "shiver"

3. In a moment of desperation I ate some chips that had been in the pantry for who knows how long. Halfway through the bag and maggot flew out of a chip I was just about to take a bite of.

That flying maggot is still in my brain. Waiting to come up when I least expect it.

1. Why did you not throw the green cheese ball out? Or was you're brother playing a prank on his friend?

2. I don't like ham that much, unless it's already in bacon form.

3. God damn, everyone has maggot problems, and I've never even seen one. Though that's probably because it's a frozen wasteland six months out of the year up here, so they probably can't survive in the winter.