The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[D0WNT0WN]

Up: Elderly Man becomes role model for young asian boy.
Gran Torino: Elderly Man becomes role model for young asian boy.

 

[dehawaiiansupaman]

Get Carter: Michael Caine's brother dies. Decides to kill everyone.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Gandhi: Half-naked Indian man starts protesting.
Silver Streak: Gene Wilder rides a train and says "son of a *****" a lot.
*insert James Bond movie here*: Guy has sex, shoots people, and blows stuff up.
The Blues Brothers: Don't piss off the Illinois Nazis.
Conan the Barbarian: Arnold Schwarzenegger fights Darth Vader.
Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger fights an alien.
Jingle All the Way: Arnold Schwarzenegger fights a mailman.

 

[jibjab963]

Avatar-The good guys win.
9-Life comes back to Earth cause some rag dolls die.
Every Saw Ever-People die
My little pony the movie- WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!?!

 

[vento 231]

Snakes on a plane: Samuel Jackson gets tired of some motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.
2012: what the Mayans say goes!

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Every movie ever: Shit happens.

Unless it's an odd movie, in which case shit doesn't happen.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Rise of the Lycans: Disciplining pets goes awry.
The Crazies: Government makes a boo boo and cleans it up.
28 Days Later: People have anger issues.
Queen of the Damned: A musician has an unusual guest to his concert.
Breakfast on Pluto: Cillian Murphy is a tranny. Liam Neeson is a priest.
The Ring: A girl ends up in a well and throws a temper tantrum.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

Clerks 2: A guy fucks a donkey.

Pan's Labyrinth: Mentally disturbed child hallucinates and is then shot by a fascist.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Star Wars: Shit happens

Edit: Damn, ninja'd

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Oldboy: man get's locked in a room for a long time and gets out.

That movie was insane.

OT: Sukiyaki Western Django: Asians play cowboy.

 

[Riobux]

Next time, I wouldn't joke about endings and purposely misinterpret scenes.

Joke? That was a bad joke, then. Why not just replace the word 'English government' with 'dudes wearing smiling masks' or something similar?

The abandoned building is a fine little joke about what was blown up, but the English government part is just...no.

You are the judge of what is humorous for all and what is humorous for none, thus allow me to grant you my most humble apologies for not creating something that did not create roars of laughter in it's wake.

 

[Brandon237]

The terminator: A German gets really angry with Google.
A Space Odyssey: Humanity gets a very long English lesson on metaphors.

Has anyone noticed that Google isn't a real word according to the GOOGLE chrome search engine?

 

[Flamingpenguin]

Shutter Island: Confused man spends a lot of time meandering around a small island without a gun.

 

[Legend of J]

Pshyco: Mad fuck mommys boy gets giddy with a knife.

 

[jelock]

Indiana Jones:

Raiders of the Lost Ark: Nazis look for magic box
Temple of Doom: Indians look for magic stone
Last Crusade: Nazis look for magic cup
Crystal Skull: Russians look for magic skull

Final Destination: Kid sees future, people die.

 

[Fraught]

You are the judge of what is humorous for all and what is humorous for none, thus allow me to grant you my most humble apologies for not creating something that did not create roars of laughter in it's wake.

Looking at how wrong of a description you gave of the movie's ending, it seems that that was your main, and only goal.

 

[Enigmers]

Casino Royale: A gentleman in a suit plays poker.

 

[jaydub47]

Kick-Ass: Boy comes out as gay, kills friends dad.