The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game
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Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels: Some guns, some weed, a lot of people, and one apartment.
Donnie Darko: A plane engine fucks with the time space continuum.
Anchorman: Will Ferrell has a moustache.
Spaceballs: Dark Helmet's Schwartz is bigger than yours.
50 First Dates: The ideal routine for a stalker.
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The Big Lebowski: Some people have opinions, and there's no ransom.
Donnie Darko: A plane engine fucks with the time space continuum.
Anchorman: Will Ferrell has a moustache.
Spaceballs: Dark Helmet's Schwartz is bigger than yours.
50 First Dates: The ideal routine for a stalker.
[EDIT]:
The Big Lebowski: Some people have opinions, and there's no ransom.
The Matrix: Hacker goes to dance club, dislikes it, meets girl, logs out of world's largest MMOG.
Psycho: Man has poor business sense in running roadside motel.
Memento: Man with mental problems gets lots of weird tattoos.
Transporter: Man tries to pick up kid from school, fails. Then, tries to pick him up from a boat ride, succeeds.
Psycho: Man has poor business sense in running roadside motel.
Memento: Man with mental problems gets lots of weird tattoos.
Transporter: Man tries to pick up kid from school, fails. Then, tries to pick him up from a boat ride, succeeds.
As did I - I had literally just been shoved over the "NOW you're having a shitty day!" line, and then I came back to the Escapist. I feel somewhat better nowInsanum said:
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My First Mister: Goth chick falls in love with fat white-collar.
Top Gun: Tom Cruise breaks a lot of rules in the air force.
The Simpsons Movie: An episode of The Simpsons, stretched to fill 90 minutes.
Space Jam: Michael Jordan plays basketball.
Chocolat: French people make some chocolate and it tastes pretty good.
*shrug*
The Fifth Element: Foreigner discovers love.
Avatar: Outsider gets better at the native stuff than the natives are.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Popular teen skips school.
Clue: People imitate a board game.
Zombieland: People have wacky hijinks while trying to get to an amusement park.
Avatar: Outsider gets better at the native stuff than the natives are.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Popular teen skips school.
Clue: People imitate a board game.
Zombieland: People have wacky hijinks while trying to get to an amusement park.
2012: During a bad vacation in Yellowstone, a guy finds out about a boat trip in China and decides to take his family there.
Up: A widower takes a trip to see his wife's favourite waterfall.
Hero: A man discusses philosophy with the Emperor of China
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: A father and son team research Arthurian lore.
Serenity: A young woman and her friends visit a narcoleptic colony and watch a movie about their condition.
Back to the Future: A young man tries to save his parents' marriage
Up: A widower takes a trip to see his wife's favourite waterfall.
Hero: A man discusses philosophy with the Emperor of China
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: A father and son team research Arthurian lore.
Serenity: A young woman and her friends visit a narcoleptic colony and watch a movie about their condition.
Back to the Future: A young man tries to save his parents' marriage
Up: Old geazer has WAY to many balloons laying around.
Twilight: Stalker dates jailbait.
Twilight New Moons: Stalker leaves Jailbait, dog comforts jailbait, jailbait goes back to Stalker.
Godzilla: Attack of the rubber monsters.
The Godfather: Why you should always take cough drops.
Citizen Kane: Old Geazer likes his sled WAY to much.
Twilight: Stalker dates jailbait.
Twilight New Moons: Stalker leaves Jailbait, dog comforts jailbait, jailbait goes back to Stalker.
Godzilla: Attack of the rubber monsters.
The Godfather: Why you should always take cough drops.
Citizen Kane: Old Geazer likes his sled WAY to much.
