The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Hollywood Knights]

Groundhog Day: TV reporter covers the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney.

Definitely one of the best so far!

Waterworld: Unpopular, urine-drinking loner gets into trouble over directions.
Goldfinger: Hirsute Scotsman and ginger German have a disagreement following a round of golf.

 

[The87Italians]

Inglourious Bastards: Only some people die in basements.
Black Hawk Down: A guy falls out of a helicopter and fucks a lot of people over.
Cujo: Woman and son sit in car for a few days.
Dirty Harry: Bad ass cop never takes shower.
Repo-men: Guys come to take back your TV, and by TV we mean your internal organs.
Saving Private Ryan: They save Ryans privates.
The Cube: The rubiks cube that has flame throwers gets solved by rain man.

 

[WrestleManiacXXI]

Rocky: A boxer tires his opponents by letting them pound on his face and eventually wins.

 

[Hollywood Knights]

Gladiator: A military man struggles to reconcile his work and home life.
Star Trek First Contact: Naval officers deliver history lesson to unwilling alcoholic.

 

[Master Kuja]

American Psycho: Christian Bale snaps, kills Paul Allen and several prostitutes whilst running around naked with a chainsaw.
[small]Or does he?[/small]

 

[Hollywood Knights]

The Shawshank Redemption: Amateur geologist moves to Mexico.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Aliens: Shit blows up, people die and some get skull-fucked... then die
Avatar: A combination of Aliens and Dances with the Wolves
Tropic Thunder: A movie about making a movie based off a book.
28 Days Later: Zombies and erratic camera angles.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

300:A man with a deathwish leads 299 others to certain doom.

 

[SilentVirus]

Legion: The Terminator with angels instead of robots.

 

[Just Pman]

Pulp Fiction: Christopher Walken hides a hunk of metal up his butt for a considerable time.

 

[Hollock]

Oldboy: man get's locked in a room for a long time and gets out.
Fargo: Midwestern cop say "Yah" alot.

Both Korean ones?

OT:

Starship Troopers: Bugs send rock into Earth, Humans get pissed and invade.

One Korean one. Remember Midwestern Cop?

 

[mcgroobber]

Amelie: Young french girl takes interest in others lives more than her own
Jaws: a couple of guys go fishing
No Country for old man: Man with bad haircut seeks fellow man
Little Miss sunshine: family goes to a beauty pagent

 

[Hollock]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Detective Dances for weasels.