The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Gildedtongue]

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial: Jesus as an alien in suburbia, as told by a Jewish writer and director.

(Which, makes some sense since half of the new Testament was written by Jews, about a Jew, so, *shrugs*)

 

[jibjab963]

Forgot one, Every Lord of The Rings-Dudes walk alot.

 

[jibjab963]

Kick-Ass: Boy comes out as gay, kills friends dad.

Thanks for ruining the movie for me.

 

[skeliton112]

Inglorious Bastards: People try to kill Hitler, A very original theme.

 

[Broady Brio]

Dirty Harry - Alot of punks are shot.

 

[Iampringles]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: An awesomely awesome kid skips school to do awesome stuff.

 

[TheMightyImp]

Oldboy: A guy punches a wall and becomes Chuck Norris

But that movie was just insanely good.

 

[Caligulove]

Evil Dead II: "Whose laughing now?"

 

[Jark212]

The Green Mile: Satanist is put to death...

Starship Troopers: Giant bugs somehow throw asteroid at Argentina for no apparent reason...

 

[RagingPhonetic]

King Kong: Recent immigrant is infatuated with a beautiful starlet.

Oh man, I don't know which version you're describing...

Godzilla: Two men in rubber suits fight, utility poles win.

 

[Hollywood Knights]

Saving Private Ryan: Schoolteacher goes to France.
Mulholland Drive: Actress tries to evict squatter.
War of The Worlds: Foreign visitors to US are refused medical attention.
Bridge over The River Kwai: Stoic Englishman spends time in makeshift sauna.
It's a Wonderful Life: Man is followed by persistent pensioner.
Dreamcatcher: Fat man has a shit.

 

[Mechanix]

Clash of the Titans

A bunch of guys walk around for some weird reason and all die.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Monty python: Bunch of Brits make jokes nobody laughs at. Movie is over.

What? We must have very different sense of humor, because I love Monty Python... except for "And now for Something Completely Different." That one can go screw itself.


Anyway, on topic.

FF7: Advent Children- Emo guy with (too many) swords (that are part of a bigger sword) ignores the laws of physics, fights guy with 1 wing.

FF7: Advent Children Complete- Same as above, but now it has blood.

 

[Joe Deadman]

The pick of Destiny: Man those where some powerful drugs.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

The Godfather: Old man dies, his youngest son inheirits his company.

Back to the Future: An absent-minded professor joins forces with Libyan terrorists to create a cool car.

Deep Impact: Rocks fall everyone dies.

Magnolia: Nine people regret swearing and yelling at their loved ones in the past. Then they swear and yell at their loved ones.

Twilight*: Today I will stalk that emo chick some more.

Blazing Saddles**: To ruin a western town, a corrupt political boss appoints a black sheriff.

*- Not mine, but I can't remember who made it. It fits though.
**- This is actually the IMDB summary. It manages to make lots of movies sound dull.

 

[weecath77]

Leon - French dude looks after girl and a plant.
The Mask - Man finds mask,becomes more annoying
Harold and Kumar - Stoners eat a lot of burgers.

 

[Casual Shinji]

The Village - Some blind girl kills Adrian Brody.

Jaws - A shark eats people and then explodes.

Mighty Aphrodite - Woody Allen has sex with a prostitute.