The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[darktheif28]

Lord of the Rings: A hobbit takes three movies to throw a ring into a volcano.

Just think Gandalf's eagle could have done it in like 20 minutes

OT: Kung Pow: White guy in old kung fu movie.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Saving Private Ryan: Achievement Unlocked 10g.

If you get this joke...bravo.

That was from one of the Modern Warfare games, right?

Edward Scissorhands: Tim Burton A quirky robot has issues with living in a suburban town.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Tim Burton A quirky candy-maker has daddy issues.
Sleepy Hollow: Tim Burton A quirky detective has mommy issues.
Corpse Bride: Tim Burton A quirky... relatively ordinary person is afraid of Tim Burton's girlfriend.

 

[ethaninja]

The Sixth Sense: I See Dead People

 

[Zayren]

Tiptoes: What if your baby was going to be a midget?

(I love Cracked for telling me about this movie.)

 

[ethaninja]

Lord of the Rings: A hobbit takes three movies to throw a ring into a volcano.

Just think Gandalf's eagle could have done it in like 20 minutes

Hehe, you saw that 'How LoTR Should Have Ended' video didn't you Yeah I don't understand why they couldn't have done that.

 

[James Cassidy]

That was from one of the Modern Warfare games, right?

Call of Duty: World at War actually.

 

[RDubayoo]

If your movie synopsis makes the movie sound awesome, then you're doing it wrong. Also, spell-check.

Moon: A man gathers rocks.

Aliens: Woman adopts a traumatized girl.

Lion King: A lion cub grows up.

Superman: The Movie: Bald man gets into real estate.

Superman Returns: The same bald man tries to get into real estate again.

 

[pcdude2010]

Million dollar Baby: Clint Eastwood trains a women fighter then killers her

 

[War Penguin]

Dances with Wolves: Like Avatar but the characters are likable.
Okay, that joke has been done to death, no need for reviving is.
Tron: Guy won't stop playing a game.
Robocop: Cop get promoted.

 

[leviathanmisha]

Boondock Saints: 2 Irish Brothers kick the crap out of the Russian Mob...'nuff said.

 

[WrestleManiacXXI]

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Rednecks invite a group of hippies to dinner.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

That was from one of the Modern Warfare games, right?

Call of Duty: World at War actually.

Eh, I was close.

 

[Rawker]

Jaws: Sharks suck
9: Some robots get turned off

 

[Cutter9792]

The Incredible Hulk: Guy battles green-eye syndrome and eats a USB drive.
Heat: 8-minute action scene, and the rest of the movie is irrelevant.
Up: Old man's wife dies. Suicidal depression. Balloon fetish. Kevin(!).
Slumdog Millionaire: Boy goes swimming in shit to get an autograph. Anil Kapoor mispronounces "millionaire".
Transformers 2: Wrecking balls.

 

[RaNDM G]

-Alone in the Dark: Uwe Boll makes a bad movie out of a declining franchise.

-BloodRayne: Uwe Boll makes a bad movie out of an okay game.

-BloodRayne 2: Uwe Boll makes a not-as-bad sequel to a bad movie about an okay game.

-House of the Dead: Uwe Boll make a bad movie out of a good game.

-Far Cry: Uwe Boll makes a bad movie out of a good game.

-In the Name of the King: Uwe Boll makes an actually okay movie out of a beloved franchise.

-Postal: Uwe Boll makes a disgustingly terrible movie out of a pretty bad game.

-Heart of America: Uwe Boll makes a decent movie that isn't based on a video game, but it all goes downhill from there.

 

[Emeli]

Romeo and Juliet: Two families solve a civil dispute out of court.
Pirates of the Carribean: Former ship captain tries to get his title back.
Sweeney Todd: Woman starts a profitable restaurant.

 

[zeplon]

Repomen: Repo! The Genetic Opera! clone without singing

 

[ninjajoeman]

uweboll! hope i wasn't ninjad

 

[Captain Karma]

Taxi Driver: A taxi driver has trouble sleeping and thinks to himself.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Airplane- Drunk tells boring war stories.

It's really freaking hard to make that movie sound boring.