The Escapist Advice Thread
- Thread starter MrCollins
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Become a hippy.
Dear Escapist, I think I see someone with a knife slowly walking towards me. What should I do?
Dear Escapist, I think I see someone with a knife slowly walking towards me. What should I do?
Give them a hug.... very quickly and suddenly!!
Dear escapist, I've just been stabbed in a hug gone wrong, what should I do??
Dear escapist, I've just been stabbed in a hug gone wrong, what should I do??
Consider yourself lucky, you got a hug, that's a sure display of affection.
Don't throw that back at their face and reject them, that's both rude and callous. Just embrace it without complaint.
Dear Escapist, I am unsure of who to live with next year. What is a good hazing process?
Don't throw that back at their face and reject them, that's both rude and callous. Just embrace it without complaint.
Dear Escapist, I am unsure of who to live with next year. What is a good hazing process?
Yell "fuck you" to every douchebag you come on by today. Enjoy a feeling of smugness for the rest of the week. :-D
Dear Escapist, how do I tear down this wall?
Dear Escapist, how do I tear down this wall?
Pick up a copy of Radio Times and take it from there.
Dear Escapists, I've 'misplaced' my children in a busy shopping centre. What should I do?
Dear Escapists, I've 'misplaced' my children in a busy shopping centre. What should I do?
Don't worry about it, they know there way back home! Leave and relax at your home, with your first private, quiet time you've had in years.
Dear Escapists, I am starting to think that we are all in a Matrix were all our perceptions are illusions and nothing is real. What should I do?
Dear Escapists, I am starting to think that we are all in a Matrix were all our perceptions are illusions and nothing is real. What should I do?
Make yourself high and depressed by listening to The Wall several times, preferably high and back to back. That way, you become the different One. This is because you store all of that negativity and learn to appreciate the position that you've been given, that of enlightenment.
[small] Hehehehehehe....[/small]
I'd like to listen to some more progressive rock/metal, what's some good artists other than Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, and Rush?
[small] Hehehehehehe....[/small]
I'd like to listen to some more progressive rock/metal, what's some good artists other than Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, and Rush?
I choose to answer this with real advice!
There are a lot of bands I can suggest but here's a short list; Yes; King crimson; Jethro Tull; Tame impala; Pond; The drones and Frank Zappa.
Dear Escapist I love music is there anyway I can give back to music for entertaining me all these years?
There are a lot of bands I can suggest but here's a short list; Yes; King crimson; Jethro Tull; Tame impala; Pond; The drones and Frank Zappa.
Dear Escapist I love music is there anyway I can give back to music for entertaining me all these years?
- Mar 17, 2012
- 5,950
- 14
- 43
- Country
- United States
Yes, by pirating everything not nailed down to the ground
Dear Escapist, how can I thank you for being there for me?
Dear Escapist, how can I thank you for being there for me?
Put all your money and credit card information into the Swiss bank account #323578 after crossing the border to Mexico. When the van arrives with the guys with the guns, they are there to give you cake for helping the Escapist so much.
Dear the Escapist, how do I make money instantly?
Dear the Escapist, how do I make money instantly?
Easy! All you have to do is set up an operation that pays returns to its investors from their own money or the money paid by subsequent investors, rather than from profit earned by the individual or organization running the operation.
Dear escapist I think I will be hungover tomorrow what should I do?
Dear escapist I think I will be hungover tomorrow what should I do?
Get some shorts. You can't slack without slacks after all.
Dear Escapist, how I can become THE BEST PERSON EVER?
Dear Escapist, how I can become THE BEST PERSON EVER?
Pray to God; if he exists, you are automatically the best. If not, tough luck.
How do I help my friend spill the beans about his fetish to his girlfriend? :-D
How do I help my friend spill the beans about his fetish to his girlfriend? :-D
