The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

Meanwhile, back in the past...

Death crawled out from behind a bale of hay. "Hmmm... where did all the heroes, robots, nazis and dragons go?"
Livingness jumped down from the roof he was hiding on. "I am most unsure, dude."
"I do say, chums!" one of the peasants declared. "It's those two lads who were brutally murdering our people a while ago!"
"Shall we kill them?" asked another.
"Oh yes, do lets." the first one replied.
"Not so fast!" cried David Tennant, stepping out of a blue phone box. He grabbed Death and Livingness and threw them straight through a conveniently-placed temporal anomaly, sending them to the excact point in time and space that their adventure had begun, that corn field not too far from where our heroes were...

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm frowned, "I wake up in a field.. And i end up with the weirdest and most demented people ever... God save us all.."...

He cracked his knuckled and dashed towards the farmers and in a instant he had killed them all... "I do that.. When im annoyed.. So.. Were like.. Safe.. Now.."..

He grinned, "Who is almighty now, MOTHER FUCKERS"!!!

Orgazmo stared at him, "Not you.."..!

Grimm sighed, "I fucking hate you all... You're all stupid... So.. Stupid.."..

Maddawg then slashed at him with his chainsaw staff, Nearly missing him, But then Grimm slammed him in the face.. "DONT TRY TO HURT ME, LOCUST"!!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Xandus

To be honest it wasen't that funny when I read it over....Then I thought of George Washington bursting into a room carrying an MP40 and bursted out laughing.You my good sir when a Maddawg Cookie. Made from all of my 17 secret Poisons and Viruses.

Also I'm not sure but I'm gonna make the assumption that Dark Link is Evil

"Well as fun as it was to kill a bunch of Germans and see a farm animal running into a wall. I think I'll take my leave." said Maddawg. "Come Dark Link. TO NEW YORK!"

And with that Dark Link and Maddawg ran to New York. The sunset right behind him and a song playing in the background.

And I rannnnn, I ran so far Awayyy.
And I rannnn I ran all night and dayyyyy!
Couldn't get away

Unfortunatly after the chorus Maddawg collapsed about a mile into the journey.

"What..*Cough* the fuck man!" Said Dark link

"It was the only song I could afford for the montage."

"It's not even the whole song. It's just the Chorus!"

"Well it was either this or the other one. Hang on I'll show ya."Said Maddawg taking out a Boombox and switching the Tape in there for a diffrent one.

"It was either the chorus for "I ran" or this." Said Maddawg.
-irls just wanna have funnnn.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Xandus

To be honest it wasen't that funny when I read it over....Then I thought of George Washington bursting into a room carrying an MP40 and bursted out laughing.You my good sir when a Maddawg Cookie. Made from all of my 17 secret Poisons and Viruses.

Also I'm not sure but I'm gonna make the assumption that Dark Link is Evil

"Well as fun as it was to kill a bunch of Germans and see a farm animal running into a wall. I think I'll take my leave." said Maddawg. "Come Dark Link. TO NEW YORK!"

And with that Dark Link and Maddawg ran to New York. The sunset right behind him and a song playing in the background.

And I rannnnn, I ran so far Awayyy.
And I rannnn I ran all night and dayyyyy!
Couldn't get away

Unfortunatly after the chorus Maddawg collapsed about a mile into the journey.

"What..*Cough* the fuck man!" Said Dark link

"It was the only song I could afford for the montage."

"It's not even the whole song. It's just the Chorus!"

"Well it was either this or the other one. Hang on I'll show ya."Said Maddawg taking out a Boombox and switching the Tape in there for a diffrent one.

"It was either the chorus for "I ran" or this." Said Maddawg.
-irls just wanna have funnnn.

Spoiler: Maddawg

Were not in colonial America anymore. The dragon guy sent us back

Spoiler: Emmy

And notice how I never said that we were in Colonial America anymore. If where back in the Present then we would be in Modern Day Deleware (As that is where the painting took place)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"ORRRR! Here's a better idea. You let me go and I won't show you your intestines." Said Madddawg bring his knee to the Arbiter's face.

The Arbiter backed up, releasing Maddawg from his grip.

"Figures. We spen 10 years in evil Alien school and you don't even remeber me!"

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Spoiler: Its GREEN NOT BLUE!!

Grimm looked at them, "The fuck.."...

 

[Sam G]

"OMG, the white, blue, red, yellow and pink teenagers!" Livingness exclaimed. He crouched down, picked up a rock and threw it at the red one.
"OMFG, SRSLY?" Death inquired. He followed suit and started throwing pine-cones at the multi-coloured teenagers.
"Oh no, pine-cones! My only weakness!" the green one cried, and crumbled into dust.
"How odd... None of the others seem to be affected..." Death pondered.
"Of course! It's because of their elemental weaknesses!" Livingness explained. "Each of the multi-coloured teenagers is weak against one of the 5 elements: Pine-Cone, Milk, Lava, Plastic and Ghostlyness!"
"But... None of those are elements!" Ram stuttered.
"Chinese elements, idiot..." Death muttered.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Christian Rangers, eh? You guys ever hear of the Norse Gods?" Ram causally asked, trying his best not to stumble around from the SPARKS.
"Norse? GODS?! Impossible! THEIR IS ONLY ONE GOD! JESUS!!!" the group sang, it high-pitched harmony.

"Oh, then I guess that the following isn't really happening, eh?" Ram said with a faint smile. Suddenly, his horns began to spark with electricity, building in energy until his whole head was glowing.
"THOR'S CLAP!" he cried, sending out a massive electrical wave at the group of brightly-colored fanatics. They started jerking and twitching like Jack Thompson after losing to Super Mario.

"EGADS! He must use devil-magic! We must form, CHRISTRON!" the Christian Rangers cried, before running off.

"That's for making Christ look bad!" Ram yelled after them. "Guys a nice dude, though a bit of a tetotalitarian."

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: I fail at following....

Someone wanna tell me WHERE THE FUCK I AM?
I was up with you and then I got confused... Where is my charecter?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Christron mechazoid stepped forward and was ready for battle.

"We have God on our side!" Said the Might Morphin Christan Ranger.

"This makes no sense? What kinda of Christians actually support violence?" Said Maddawg.

"The Exreme kind!" Said the rangers holding there swords into the air.

"Another thing? Why do they have dinosaurs? That completley bypasses the theroy of Genesis."

"Uh..."

"And why do you guys form Robots? The blueprints must go against the church somehow?

The Christian rangers looked at one another before getting out and liting Christron on fire.

"TAKE THAT DEVIL SEED!" Said the Red Ranger