The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Ugh, my goddamn head..." Sam muttered. "Sid, you gotta warn me next time you're about to blow up a planet... Sid?" Sam looked around. As far as he could tell he was all alone. "Ram? 'Zmo? Phil? Xandus?" He wandered through the cloudy forest in search of his comrades. After a while, he came across a clearing where he saw none other than the austrian midget. "Yo!"
The midget opened his mouth to reply, but let out a yell suddenly and tackled Sam to the ground, not a second before a cloud tree came crashing down on top of where he had been just a second ago. The tree had fallen on top of the midget, crushing his ribs and sending a stray branch through his trachea.
"Oh my god, Arnie, no! Stay with me, man!" Sam pleaded. Arnie coughed raggedly, and it was obvious he wasn't going to make it.
"S-Sam... Did we... Did we get to da choppa...?" Arnie croaked.
"Yeah, man. We're right there. See, there's the propeller, and the gun turrets, and..." Sam had tears in his eyes.
"Oh yeah... I can see them... It's so... Beautiful..." Arnie sighed as if he were finally at peace, and closed his eyes. Sam brushed the tears from his face, stood up and turned away. He had to finish whatever it was that the midget had started. It's what he would have wanted, whatever the hell it may be.
The midget opened his mouth to reply, but let out a yell suddenly and tackled Sam to the ground, not a second before a cloud tree came crashing down on top of where he had been just a second ago. The tree had fallen on top of the midget, crushing his ribs and sending a stray branch through his trachea.
"Oh my god, Arnie, no! Stay with me, man!" Sam pleaded. Arnie coughed raggedly, and it was obvious he wasn't going to make it.
"S-Sam... Did we... Did we get to da choppa...?" Arnie croaked.
"Yeah, man. We're right there. See, there's the propeller, and the gun turrets, and..." Sam had tears in his eyes.
"Oh yeah... I can see them... It's so... Beautiful..." Arnie sighed as if he were finally at peace, and closed his eyes. Sam brushed the tears from his face, stood up and turned away. He had to finish whatever it was that the midget had started. It's what he would have wanted, whatever the hell it may be.
Infinity Man was sitting in a small corner of The Universe, thinking about himself thinking about himself thinking about himself thinking about himself thinking about himself and so on.
"Geez, this is boring," he said, taking a bite of his Cyanide and Happined-flavored cotton candy. Suddenly, he heard some shouts from a few parsecs away. He stopped his paradox-thinking and sped off towards them at lightspeed.
"Geez, this is boring," he said, taking a bite of his Cyanide and Happined-flavored cotton candy. Suddenly, he heard some shouts from a few parsecs away. He stopped his paradox-thinking and sped off towards them at lightspeed.
CybeRhianna unslung her Rifle, "Since I'm a decent person I'll count to three before auto target, I recommend you run while I fire manually"
The heroes looked at each other, to fight the Villains now or wait later.
"Wait we can't hit a girl, it's rule #5, In The Guide to Scoring Totally Hot Babes"
"Yes," said CybeRhianna, "But rule #27 says you can ignore rule #5 if the girl shoots you in the Balls."
"Wait- but we haven't been shot in the-" but before he could end his ridiculous statement CybeRhianna shot all the heroes in the testicles.
The heroes looked at each other, to fight the Villains now or wait later.
"Wait we can't hit a girl, it's rule #5, In The Guide to Scoring Totally Hot Babes"
"Yes," said CybeRhianna, "But rule #27 says you can ignore rule #5 if the girl shoots you in the Balls."
"Wait- but we haven't been shot in the-" but before he could end his ridiculous statement CybeRhianna shot all the heroes in the testicles.
Suddenly, CM spontaneously disappeared. "Oh my god," Said Sam, "His poster was banned!"
MEANWHILE . . .
Sidoh came to a stop, landing back in the Underdarkworldland, the home of the Death Gods. "Ah!" Said Sidoh, sniffing in the air, "I love this air of death!" Another Death God, Legolas The Second, stopped and said, "Boy, you best be turnin' on your godly voice." "Oh, sorry mister." Sidoh looked into a cage labeled "Lost & Found Of AARP Characters". Sidoh saw a small doll resting in the corner.
"That's what I came here for."
MEANWHILE . . .
Sidoh came to a stop, landing back in the Underdarkworldland, the home of the Death Gods. "Ah!" Said Sidoh, sniffing in the air, "I love this air of death!" Another Death God, Legolas The Second, stopped and said, "Boy, you best be turnin' on your godly voice." "Oh, sorry mister." Sidoh looked into a cage labeled "Lost & Found Of AARP Characters". Sidoh saw a small doll resting in the corner.
"That's what I came here for."
"Hey!" Said the doll, as Sidoh picked it up, "You can't use me! My poster abandoned me long ago!" "Shut up, doll."
LATER . . .
"Alright," Said the dude at the counter, "That'll be one doll." "Gotcha!" Said Sidoh, handing the doll to the dude, while Sidoh got his Note back. "Yes! I got mah Note!"
LATER . . .
"Alright," Said the dude at the counter, "That'll be one doll." "Gotcha!" Said Sidoh, handing the doll to the dude, while Sidoh got his Note back. "Yes! I got mah Note!"
