"Wait, someone's ringing me." Frank took out his phone. "Hello? Ummm, no this isn't maddawg, hello?" The caller hung up. "Who was it?" The logician asked. "Apparently some guy called Sho."
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Hey, ummmm...I've been avoiding posting a fight since Fury's suspended and I hate godmodding in fights (it's a habit). Do y'all want me to just go ahead and do it, call it a draw or something, or continue waiting. I know the chances of the plot staying coherent for that long are infinitesimal, but I thought I'd ask before demolishing Ganondorf. I wouldn't want to get...Oh god, I'm actually going to say this...Gannon Banned. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GannonBanned]
I am a horrible person. Excuse me while I go torture bunnies.
I am a horrible person. Excuse me while I go torture bunnies.
OOC: Maybe you should just have someone break up the fight. That would probably make things a lot simpler
Sho let himself into the room.
"So evil plan huh?" he asked.
"Yup, we were just about to discuss it," replied Maddawg
"Great. Who's this girl?"
"That's Iji. She joined us not too long ago," answered Xandus.
"So we've got a chance to wipe those heroes out now. That's good to know. Now let's get down to business."
-Hours of discussion later
"And that's the details of our plan," finished Maddawg
"Excellent, so we just need to--," asked Xandus
"Yes, exactly," interrupted Maddawg
"Run this thing by me again. So first we--," said Iji
"That's right and then we--."
"Okay and after that we finish them," said Sho
"Exactly."
"Well looks like we're all ready to go. If we attack now, we might be able to take those heroes out before they realize what's going on."
"So evil plan huh?" he asked.
"Yup, we were just about to discuss it," replied Maddawg
"Great. Who's this girl?"
"That's Iji. She joined us not too long ago," answered Xandus.
"So we've got a chance to wipe those heroes out now. That's good to know. Now let's get down to business."
-Hours of discussion later
"And that's the details of our plan," finished Maddawg
"Excellent, so we just need to--," asked Xandus
"Yes, exactly," interrupted Maddawg
"Run this thing by me again. So first we--," said Iji
"That's right and then we--."
"Okay and after that we finish them," said Sho
"Exactly."
"Well looks like we're all ready to go. If we attack now, we might be able to take those heroes out before they realize what's going on."
Ram came over to watch the fire-works while munching on his chilled pizza.
"What, is Ganondorf still going at is with Rag? I'm surprised he hasn't run away/been killed yet."
"I Pity The Fool That Thinks They Can Beat the Nina Monkey Of Doom."
This Mr.T Moment was brought to you by Ram's Mead: When you REALLY want to get WASTED.
"Yeah, I think Rag is just feeling sorry for the newbie." Phil said, relaxing on a hammock tied to two massive rocks that had jutted from the earth after being contacted by one of Ganondorf's weaker attacks.
The group watched some more while the landscape was literally being re-modeled by the two forces. Suddenly one of the stray bolts hit the Ram's cooler, the beer and mead spilling everywhere.
"This is going on to far! Action needs to be taken!" cried Ram, jumping from his lounge chair.
"HEY PIGGY!" Ram cried, sending a weak bolt at Ganondorf.
"What do you want, live-stock" the Evil of Hyrule roared, body glowing with power.
"I heard you like to stroke your own ego! HERE'S SOMETHING TO HELP YAH OUT!" he said, whipping out a laptop and throwing it at Ganondorf.
"Hmm, that laptop looks kinda familiOHMYGOD WHY DID YOU THROW MY LAPTOP? Do you even COMPREHEND the value of the information it holds!??!" the Logician cried, going to retrieve his precious.
"Hey, relax. He won't do anything to it. I needed it cause it's the only thing here that could pick up Wi-Fi."
"What in the Un-Imaginable Abyss do you need that for?"
Ram had a sick, evil grin. "Just needed to look up "Ganondorf Fan-fic" on deviant art. Safe-search...off."
"Wha...oh...You bastard" the Logician simply stated, looking over at Ganondorf. He saw that Evil Lord was already in minor convulsions.
"WHAT IS HE....How am I...WHY IS LINK STICKING HIS, EARK IN MY...AHHHHHHHUNHOLYGODOHGOOODAAAAAH!"
Ganondorf threw the laptop and ran away, his cries of pain causing the even most hardy of adventurer to cross themselves and silently weep to themselves.
"What, is Ganondorf still going at is with Rag? I'm surprised he hasn't run away/been killed yet."
"I Pity The Fool That Thinks They Can Beat the Nina Monkey Of Doom."
This Mr.T Moment was brought to you by Ram's Mead: When you REALLY want to get WASTED.
"Yeah, I think Rag is just feeling sorry for the newbie." Phil said, relaxing on a hammock tied to two massive rocks that had jutted from the earth after being contacted by one of Ganondorf's weaker attacks.
The group watched some more while the landscape was literally being re-modeled by the two forces. Suddenly one of the stray bolts hit the Ram's cooler, the beer and mead spilling everywhere.
"This is going on to far! Action needs to be taken!" cried Ram, jumping from his lounge chair.
"HEY PIGGY!" Ram cried, sending a weak bolt at Ganondorf.
"What do you want, live-stock" the Evil of Hyrule roared, body glowing with power.
"I heard you like to stroke your own ego! HERE'S SOMETHING TO HELP YAH OUT!" he said, whipping out a laptop and throwing it at Ganondorf.
"Hmm, that laptop looks kinda familiOHMYGOD WHY DID YOU THROW MY LAPTOP? Do you even COMPREHEND the value of the information it holds!??!" the Logician cried, going to retrieve his precious.
"Hey, relax. He won't do anything to it. I needed it cause it's the only thing here that could pick up Wi-Fi."
"What in the Un-Imaginable Abyss do you need that for?"
Ram had a sick, evil grin. "Just needed to look up "Ganondorf Fan-fic" on deviant art. Safe-search...off."
"Wha...oh...You bastard" the Logician simply stated, looking over at Ganondorf. He saw that Evil Lord was already in minor convulsions.
"WHAT IS HE....How am I...WHY IS LINK STICKING HIS, EARK IN MY...AHHHHHHHUNHOLYGODOHGOOODAAAAAH!"
Ganondorf threw the laptop and ran away, his cries of pain causing the even most hardy of adventurer to cross themselves and silently weep to themselves.
"I think we just lost Ganondorf. I can't track him at all," stated Iji.
"Well, looks like we'll have to live without him," replied Maddawg.
Sho pointed down from MetalSeadramon's back.
"The heroes are down there, thankfully they can't see us through these clouds."
"Alright," said Xandus, "Dive bomb them!"
The Digimon swooped down above the heroes, firing his Ultimate Stream across the ground. The villains all hopped off as MetalSeadramon began to ascend again. They attacked the surprised group in full force.
Iji saw CybeRhianna and an evil smirk crossed her lips. 'No mercy' she thought as she fiired an assortment of projectiles at the cyborg. Shocksplinters, rockets, and Devastators were all sent her way.
"Well, looks like we'll have to live without him," replied Maddawg.
Sho pointed down from MetalSeadramon's back.
"The heroes are down there, thankfully they can't see us through these clouds."
"Alright," said Xandus, "Dive bomb them!"
The Digimon swooped down above the heroes, firing his Ultimate Stream across the ground. The villains all hopped off as MetalSeadramon began to ascend again. They attacked the surprised group in full force.
Iji saw CybeRhianna and an evil smirk crossed her lips. 'No mercy' she thought as she fiired an assortment of projectiles at the cyborg. Shocksplinters, rockets, and Devastators were all sent her way.
CybeRhianna noticed this odd blast
"You *****!"
The projectiles impacted, Rhianna was lost in a cloud but there was a massive crater
"Rhianna are you in there?" ram was a little concerned it could happen to them next
Meanwhile the villains were laughing their heads off
"What a moron"
"Yeah stupid grammar less Cyborg"
"Was it just me or was her hair blonde at the last second?" said Iji
The villains suddenly remembered when the cyborg was on their side
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.101127-The-Escapist-Avatar-Adventure-An-Open-RP-Now-Re-Opened?page=121
She had become super powerful
Suddenly the smoke cleared and there was CybeRyan in his super form (Gold instead of gray)
He flew up to face the now not laughing Villains
"You fool I'm more powerful than you Iji, I am a god compared to you."
he pulled out two energy sword and threw them at Xandus's face, he blocked them but the swords were being controlled remotely forcing him to sword fight the blades, while he was distracted Ryan blasted a massive energy at him sending him flying through the air unconscious.
Next he flew straight into Maddawg sending him flying by sheer impact.
With Sho they got into a fist fight or Sho tried CybeRyan was so fast Sho just took hit after hit until he got knocked out, he then flew up to Iji
"Hello Iji you traitorous backstabbing *****."
"Hello Cyber you overly emotional Narcissistic robot."
He pulled out The Inferno blaster
"Wait didn't you use that to?"
"Yep BURN IN THE FIRES OF INFERNO BLA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Iji got hit with a white hot jet of flame.
The digimon noticed this "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING"
"Kicking ass"
His hand then change into a massive energy cannon
"Remember those Axem Rangers."
"Oh yeah they were silly." said Ram
"Well if you remember clearly I stole their massive cannon for my own use."
With his power the cannon didn't need to charge he aimed at Metalseadramon
The massive blast consumed the digimon when it cleared nothing was left.
After that CybeRyan became normal turning back to blue and grey.
Warning power levels dangerously low must go into stasis lock soon further depletion could result in loss of spark
"Ram Rag Frank, help me get to safety I need help soon."
"You *****!"
The projectiles impacted, Rhianna was lost in a cloud but there was a massive crater
"Rhianna are you in there?" ram was a little concerned it could happen to them next
Meanwhile the villains were laughing their heads off
"What a moron"
"Yeah stupid grammar less Cyborg"
"Was it just me or was her hair blonde at the last second?" said Iji
The villains suddenly remembered when the cyborg was on their side
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.101127-The-Escapist-Avatar-Adventure-An-Open-RP-Now-Re-Opened?page=121
She had become super powerful
Suddenly the smoke cleared and there was CybeRyan in his super form (Gold instead of gray)
He flew up to face the now not laughing Villains
"You fool I'm more powerful than you Iji, I am a god compared to you."
he pulled out two energy sword and threw them at Xandus's face, he blocked them but the swords were being controlled remotely forcing him to sword fight the blades, while he was distracted Ryan blasted a massive energy at him sending him flying through the air unconscious.
Next he flew straight into Maddawg sending him flying by sheer impact.
With Sho they got into a fist fight or Sho tried CybeRyan was so fast Sho just took hit after hit until he got knocked out, he then flew up to Iji
"Hello Iji you traitorous backstabbing *****."
"Hello Cyber you overly emotional Narcissistic robot."
He pulled out The Inferno blaster
"Wait didn't you use that to?"
"Yep BURN IN THE FIRES OF INFERNO BLA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Iji got hit with a white hot jet of flame.
The digimon noticed this "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING"
"Kicking ass"
His hand then change into a massive energy cannon
"Remember those Axem Rangers."
"Oh yeah they were silly." said Ram
"Well if you remember clearly I stole their massive cannon for my own use."
With his power the cannon didn't need to charge he aimed at Metalseadramon
The massive blast consumed the digimon when it cleared nothing was left.
After that CybeRyan became normal turning back to blue and grey.
Warning power levels dangerously low must go into stasis lock soon further depletion could result in loss of spark
"Ram Rag Frank, help me get to safety I need help soon."
Frank grabbed Cybe and flung him over his shoulders. "Come on you big lump of unstable scrap, let's find you some cover." He said. The battle was suddenly interrupted by a rumbling noise. "Oh great, my friend's about to join this RP!" Frank shouted as his friend started typing his character introduction.
Suddenly, Alex Mercer Plummeted from the sky above, a cloud of smoke covered him. When it cleared, a large blade had formed on his arm and he ran up to Frank. "Hey there!" Said Alex "I'm here to help." He said.
"Oh, sweet." Frank replied. "I'll hold off those guys while you get your friend to safety." "Oh thanks!" said Frank.
Alex turned towards metalseadramon. "Okay, let's play!" He shouted as he ran towards him and flew into the sky and onto metalseadramon's back. He grabbed Xandus and threw him off then stabbed Metalseadramon repeatedly in the head with his blade before Iji kicked him off. He grabbed Xandus, "Okay buddy, you and me, right here right now!"
"Oh, sweet." Frank replied. "I'll hold off those guys while you get your friend to safety." "Oh thanks!" said Frank.
Alex turned towards metalseadramon. "Okay, let's play!" He shouted as he ran towards him and flew into the sky and onto metalseadramon's back. He grabbed Xandus and threw him off then stabbed Metalseadramon repeatedly in the head with his blade before Iji kicked him off. He grabbed Xandus, "Okay buddy, you and me, right here right now!"
Iji picked up her Nanogun and set it to the Devastator.
"Okay, I've done this before."
Iji fired at the ground behind her and landed not too far away from Xandus.
"Dammit," she moaned.
Pulling herself together, she joined Xandus in his fight.
Sho had recovered from his fall and was fighting Sam in hand-to-hand combat. The two fighters constantly blocked and parried each other's attacks, with neither gaining ground against their opponent. Eventually Sho decided that fighting fair doesn't make sense for a villain, faked out Sam, and punched her in the gut and face.
MetalSeadramon, now seriously injured, moved to safety away from the battlefield and into the air. Whenever he saw an opening, he let loose an Ultimate Stream, but due to his weakened state was far less effective than normal.
"Okay, I've done this before."
Iji fired at the ground behind her and landed not too far away from Xandus.
"Dammit," she moaned.
Pulling herself together, she joined Xandus in his fight.
Sho had recovered from his fall and was fighting Sam in hand-to-hand combat. The two fighters constantly blocked and parried each other's attacks, with neither gaining ground against their opponent. Eventually Sho decided that fighting fair doesn't make sense for a villain, faked out Sam, and punched her in the gut and face.
MetalSeadramon, now seriously injured, moved to safety away from the battlefield and into the air. Whenever he saw an opening, he let loose an Ultimate Stream, but due to his weakened state was far less effective than normal.
Yes Iji can rocket jump, and yes it does hurt. And why do you hate Digimon so much people?
"Heh... I expected this of you, Sho..." Sam muttered. "...And that's why I strapped a landmine to my tummy before we started." She rolled up her shirt (wait, was she wearing one? I don't remember) to reveal a beeping explosive device. Sam grabbed Sho and hugged him tightly. "We'll die together, 'kay!?"
"Oh now shit just got epic, you want to see my rage? You got it!" Frank pulled out a syringe, injected it into him and it reversed the effect of the inhibitors. "CHIMERAN RAGE!" He yelled as his eyes glowed yellow. Frank moved with lightening speed towards Xandus, uppercutting him then slammibng him into the ground. He kicked his weapon away, then gripped him round the throat, and through him across the battlefield. Before Xandus had a chance to recover, Frank made another lightening attack, this time back handing him repeatedly. He slammed Xandus into the ground and stood on his neck and kicked his head. Then Frank grabbed one of Xandus' lightsabres. "Alright, let's finish what we started back at Nexus." By this time, Alex had recovered from Xandus' attack. "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I can regenerate health, and so can Alex!" Then they engaged in combat, Frank and Alex's combined speed was too much for Xandus to bare as he was struck repeatedly. Frank round house kicked him in the face then injected him with a strange red liquid. "What did you do you infected freaks?" He snarled. "Morphine!" Yelled Frank. Xandus' body became numb as he struggled to stay up right. Then Alex gave him a caffeine shot, which shocked his body, weakening him even further. "now lts see, you just gonna shoot us with lightening or choke us? Surely sith have more force moves than that, but whatever floats your boa.t"
Iji stood up, a little shaken from the explosion and fall. She saw Xandus getting his butt handed to him by Frank and Alex and then returned the favor. She ran up to him, firing her Plasma Cannon, realizing that a weaker instant hit shot is more effective than a powerful projectile shot. The shots impacted Alex. She didn't dare attack Frank. Anything that could break Xandus' concentration could mean the end of him.
"Seriously, two against one? And I thought we were the bad guys," she spoke, "Now it's time to even the odds."
Iji fired her Pulse Cannon on Alex draining him of strength faster than he could regenerate it.
"You hurt him, I'll murder you!" she yelled with bloodlust in her voice.
"Seriously, two against one? And I thought we were the bad guys," she spoke, "Now it's time to even the odds."
Iji fired her Pulse Cannon on Alex draining him of strength faster than he could regenerate it.
"You hurt him, I'll murder you!" she yelled with bloodlust in her voice.
Say, Reg, shouldn't you be helping?
"Frankly, I'm just glad they didn't find my sanctuary." Loggy replied. "If they knew how, they could do terrible, terrible things."
"Is the source of your power there?" Ramthundar asked. Loggy shook his head.
"No, but you know how you have a telephone at your house? Mine dials out to things that can drive you mad by knowing their names."
Lovecraft had quite an effect on fiction.
Rangorak was thrown back by a massive force push. "So as long as the bad guys don't find your phone, we're fine?"
Loggy shrugged. "It's not quite that simple, but yeah."
"Of course not. It would take years to do it, in any case."
In the distance, a voice screamed, "DAMN IT!"
"So are you going to help, or not?" Rangorak asked.
Loggy sighed. "Fine, whatever. Rangorak, circle around and attack Metalseadramon. New guy, can you fly?"
Alex shrugged. "I can sort of gli-"
The Logician grabbed Alex by his coat, spun him around, and threw him straight at Xandus.
"Frankly, I'm just glad they didn't find my sanctuary." Loggy replied. "If they knew how, they could do terrible, terrible things."
"Is the source of your power there?" Ramthundar asked. Loggy shook his head.
"No, but you know how you have a telephone at your house? Mine dials out to things that can drive you mad by knowing their names."
Lovecraft had quite an effect on fiction.
Rangorak was thrown back by a massive force push. "So as long as the bad guys don't find your phone, we're fine?"
Loggy shrugged. "It's not quite that simple, but yeah."
Wait, you don't actually have a book just lying around that tells people how to do that?Meanwhile said:
"Of course not. It would take years to do it, in any case."
In the distance, a voice screamed, "DAMN IT!"
"So are you going to help, or not?" Rangorak asked.
Loggy sighed. "Fine, whatever. Rangorak, circle around and attack Metalseadramon. New guy, can you fly?"
Alex shrugged. "I can sort of gli-"
The Logician grabbed Alex by his coat, spun him around, and threw him straight at Xandus.