Isaac stuck his head out of his room and spoke in a normal voice. "Vanessa is sleeping and I have no lcue what a go-kart is."
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The Shrike sat in detention, utter miserable, but that is when the room got dark and the door the class room shot open and in came many demons who crawled on all fours, like animals, their tounges outstreached, their eye sockets just bloody gaping holes, their hands and nails raw form crawling for so long, every thing the drool from their salvating maws touched turned black and corrupt.
The Shrike backed away, in utter disgust of these fiends from hell, soon he had is back agianst the chalk board. As one lashed out with its slobbery maw, the Shrikes back scratched against the chalk board emmiting that wincing, hair raising, teeth clenching noise, the demons covered their ears on their bald heads and groaned in pain.
"THATS IT!!" said the Shrike taking his serrated paw and running it down the chalk board in the most ear splitting manor possible, and then agian and agian and agonzily agian until the creatures were stunned he then carefully stepped over their bodies and ran out into the hallway and ran into the Mens restroom. And that is when he saw it, a hole in the wall beside the urinal, much like the one in the hospital. He ran and crawled through on all fours.
The Shrike fell from the hole trying to catch his breath and failing... Probably becasue he didn't breath in the first place. He stood up and looked around and moaned "AWWW where in the name of soiled pants am I NOWWWW?!?!" he said looking around a abandoned subway sation.
The Shrike backed away, in utter disgust of these fiends from hell, soon he had is back agianst the chalk board. As one lashed out with its slobbery maw, the Shrikes back scratched against the chalk board emmiting that wincing, hair raising, teeth clenching noise, the demons covered their ears on their bald heads and groaned in pain.
"THATS IT!!" said the Shrike taking his serrated paw and running it down the chalk board in the most ear splitting manor possible, and then agian and agian and agonzily agian until the creatures were stunned he then carefully stepped over their bodies and ran out into the hallway and ran into the Mens restroom. And that is when he saw it, a hole in the wall beside the urinal, much like the one in the hospital. He ran and crawled through on all fours.
The Shrike fell from the hole trying to catch his breath and failing... Probably becasue he didn't breath in the first place. He stood up and looked around and moaned "AWWW where in the name of soiled pants am I NOWWWW?!?!" he said looking around a abandoned subway sation.
Giovanni flipped a coin casually as he strolled through the subway, eyeing the arrival of the Shrike coming through the wall. Stopping to check his watch, he grinned. His two idiot grunts were late, there would be hell to pay.
A small, single subway car slowly rolled into the station. Clumsily, Jessie and James stumbled out with a small sack.
"You're late." said Giovanni. His voice was quiet but there was great power behind the two words. Jessie and James stood up straighter.
"We got it, it wasn't easy but we got it!" said James, proudly. Jessie looked at the expression on his face and elbowed him in the side sharply.
"Sorry we're late. We ran into some... We don't know what they were."
"The Pokedex we stole from that trainer a few weeks ago couldn't ID it. It was savage..."
Giovanni snapped his fingers. A group of thirteen, black clad grunts appeared. "Secure this station... Imprison that Shrike while you are at it. You, Preston. Use that Steelix I lent you." He turned to Jessie. "Where is that Meowth you've had with you?"
James shook his head, hiding his tears. Jessie was a little more stoic. "He was lost. He collapsed the tunnel so we could escape. We don't know if he made it."
Giovanni shook his head. "That is disappointing. But you did get it." He looked at the pair. Perhaps he had been to hasty in demoting them. They never surrendered. Even now, with the loss of a pokemon so close to their hearts, they came back to him.
James stepped forward after wiping his face. "Here it is. We caught it." He dropped the bag in front of Giovanni.
"Good, good." Persian came from out of the shadows towards her master. She looked at the two with disgust, she had never taken well to them. A black grunt ran up to them as Giovanni was about to speak again.
"Sorry sir but the Shrike escaped. We think we hurt it though."
"Preston is losing his touch... Tell him his position is on the line, after it!"
The grunt nodded vigorously and ran off.
Giovanni picked up the bag and felt the heat emanating from it. He pulled out the black Pokeball and smiled. "I will need to test this..." We walked back into the shadows, several of the grunts following him.
Jessie and James were left alone in the station.
"What do you think that thing was?" asked Jessie, breaking down after the boss was out of sight. James held her softly but was shaking with anger.
"The bastard, he doesn't even care! That used to be his Pokemon and he doesn't even care!"
Jessie shook her head slowly. "It didn't used to be like this. Ever since the day the Boss got that... that thing back, he has changed. He was cruel before but now..."
"I don't remember him being much different." said James, remembering what it was like before he met Jessie. "I was there when he first began."
There was a sound from the other side of the station. It sounded hostile so the pair quietly entered the subway tram.
"Do you think Meowth is okay?" asked Jessie, sitting down, exhausted.
"I don't know but I'll find him one way or another." said James, looking ahead. He sped up the tram, wondering what would happen next.
A small, single subway car slowly rolled into the station. Clumsily, Jessie and James stumbled out with a small sack.
"You're late." said Giovanni. His voice was quiet but there was great power behind the two words. Jessie and James stood up straighter.
"We got it, it wasn't easy but we got it!" said James, proudly. Jessie looked at the expression on his face and elbowed him in the side sharply.
"Sorry we're late. We ran into some... We don't know what they were."
"The Pokedex we stole from that trainer a few weeks ago couldn't ID it. It was savage..."
Giovanni snapped his fingers. A group of thirteen, black clad grunts appeared. "Secure this station... Imprison that Shrike while you are at it. You, Preston. Use that Steelix I lent you." He turned to Jessie. "Where is that Meowth you've had with you?"
James shook his head, hiding his tears. Jessie was a little more stoic. "He was lost. He collapsed the tunnel so we could escape. We don't know if he made it."
Giovanni shook his head. "That is disappointing. But you did get it." He looked at the pair. Perhaps he had been to hasty in demoting them. They never surrendered. Even now, with the loss of a pokemon so close to their hearts, they came back to him.
James stepped forward after wiping his face. "Here it is. We caught it." He dropped the bag in front of Giovanni.
"Good, good." Persian came from out of the shadows towards her master. She looked at the two with disgust, she had never taken well to them. A black grunt ran up to them as Giovanni was about to speak again.
"Sorry sir but the Shrike escaped. We think we hurt it though."
"Preston is losing his touch... Tell him his position is on the line, after it!"
The grunt nodded vigorously and ran off.
Giovanni picked up the bag and felt the heat emanating from it. He pulled out the black Pokeball and smiled. "I will need to test this..." We walked back into the shadows, several of the grunts following him.
Jessie and James were left alone in the station.
"What do you think that thing was?" asked Jessie, breaking down after the boss was out of sight. James held her softly but was shaking with anger.
"The bastard, he doesn't even care! That used to be his Pokemon and he doesn't even care!"
Jessie shook her head slowly. "It didn't used to be like this. Ever since the day the Boss got that... that thing back, he has changed. He was cruel before but now..."
"I don't remember him being much different." said James, remembering what it was like before he met Jessie. "I was there when he first began."
There was a sound from the other side of the station. It sounded hostile so the pair quietly entered the subway tram.
"Do you think Meowth is okay?" asked Jessie, sitting down, exhausted.
"I don't know but I'll find him one way or another." said James, looking ahead. He sped up the tram, wondering what would happen next.
First time RPing on this site 
The Shrike was under assault from strange creatures, not just the demons that he had been putting up with, but now creatures that shot fire, ice, and electricity and were controlled by human grunts. The Shrike didn't have time to fight like this, he didn't know how long till those dark entities would be on him so he activated fast time. Everything stopped, time slowed till it might as well not be moving at all, and the Shrike walked past the black clad rabble, and towards the plat form.
Why didn't he do this before?? His fast time would have made those tongue crawling demons a lot less difficult to take down, or evade, most likely evade... Thinking back most defiantly evade. He walked towards the dark dark subway tunnel its blackness a formidable wall towering over the Shrike. He did not even hesitate going into the deep darkness. He walked and walked, he didn't have to worry about a train hitting him, fast time made everything stop but he still felt eerie walking on a train track.
As the Shrike continued walking his foot hit something, he picked it up, it was a flashlight, he turned it on and swept the beam across tunnel and that is when he saw the disgusting shapes on the ceiling. They were a tiny bit taller than a average man but scrawnier and more vicious looking, their hands ended in claws their face was distorted, they too had long tongues like a pink tentacle, their teeth were thin, long, and sharp. The Shrike felt lucky he was in fast time. He pointed the beam ahead of him and kept walking. Then he heard the noise of something dropping to the ground.
Impossible thought the Shrike, nothing except him can move in when he is in fast time. That is when he turned around and panned the beam over the tracks. A dozen of those disgusting ceiling crawlers were now on the ground and looking right at him, but frozen in the beam, unmoving. He turned around and heard them scampering towards him. The Shrike broke out into a full out sprint, dropping the flashlight and just running by pure fear and instinct. Then he saw it, a unmoving subway train, but he knew....
The Shrike left fast time and the subway train began to speed towards him he jumped to the other set of tracks just in time to dodge the oncoming train he heard hit the creatures that were chasing him with satisfying squish and thumps. The Shrike kept running though, just in case some had dodged the train, and then he arrived at the next station, and at that station by the ticket booth. The hole he had been looking for.
"Thank the UI!!" Said the Shrike gleeful, and scrambled into the hole.
The Shrike fell out in a familiar hospital room, with a not so familiar open door.
"OH THANK YOU UI!! You are looking down on me today!!" Cheered the Shrike and left the haunted room closing the door and carving 'Do not enter on fear of your god damn balls and life' on the door and just be sure, welded the door shut.
"So" said the Shrike "What?s this about Mario kart??"
Why didn't he do this before?? His fast time would have made those tongue crawling demons a lot less difficult to take down, or evade, most likely evade... Thinking back most defiantly evade. He walked towards the dark dark subway tunnel its blackness a formidable wall towering over the Shrike. He did not even hesitate going into the deep darkness. He walked and walked, he didn't have to worry about a train hitting him, fast time made everything stop but he still felt eerie walking on a train track.
As the Shrike continued walking his foot hit something, he picked it up, it was a flashlight, he turned it on and swept the beam across tunnel and that is when he saw the disgusting shapes on the ceiling. They were a tiny bit taller than a average man but scrawnier and more vicious looking, their hands ended in claws their face was distorted, they too had long tongues like a pink tentacle, their teeth were thin, long, and sharp. The Shrike felt lucky he was in fast time. He pointed the beam ahead of him and kept walking. Then he heard the noise of something dropping to the ground.
Impossible thought the Shrike, nothing except him can move in when he is in fast time. That is when he turned around and panned the beam over the tracks. A dozen of those disgusting ceiling crawlers were now on the ground and looking right at him, but frozen in the beam, unmoving. He turned around and heard them scampering towards him. The Shrike broke out into a full out sprint, dropping the flashlight and just running by pure fear and instinct. Then he saw it, a unmoving subway train, but he knew....
The Shrike left fast time and the subway train began to speed towards him he jumped to the other set of tracks just in time to dodge the oncoming train he heard hit the creatures that were chasing him with satisfying squish and thumps. The Shrike kept running though, just in case some had dodged the train, and then he arrived at the next station, and at that station by the ticket booth. The hole he had been looking for.
"Thank the UI!!" Said the Shrike gleeful, and scrambled into the hole.
The Shrike fell out in a familiar hospital room, with a not so familiar open door.
"OH THANK YOU UI!! You are looking down on me today!!" Cheered the Shrike and left the haunted room closing the door and carving 'Do not enter on fear of your god damn balls and life' on the door and just be sure, welded the door shut.
"So" said the Shrike "What?s this about Mario kart??"
Now be sure to heed the rules, decide whether you are a hero or a villian, or a netural, try not to god mod, and have fun
<spoiler=OOC>HOORAY, a new person! Try to have fun, and don't god mod. Otherwise, pretty much anything goes. Good luck!
@Roamin11 - YOU BASTARD! I was going to have Yoshi come in on a bike and save the day, but I wasn't quick enough to post... Oh well. Here goes anyways.
Yoshi felt sad that only the Shrike wanted to help him train Miss Glados. However, he summoned three Karts from the realm of Mario Kart Wii, giving one to Miss Glados, one to Shrike and the last for himself. "Now, the controls are pretty simple. Left pedal is the brakes, the right pedal is the accellerator. Turn the wheel to steer, and any weapons are fair game to throw/launch/drop at your opponents, erm, I meant, other racers. The first to complete three laps around the hospital we just came from wins! Ready? GO!"
Miss Glados revved her engine, and shot off the mark at breakneak pace, stunning Yoshi and the Shrike. "She must be a natural!" Yoshi said to the Shrike before he gunned his kart and took off after the speeding little girl.
@Roamin11 - YOU BASTARD! I was going to have Yoshi come in on a bike and save the day, but I wasn't quick enough to post... Oh well. Here goes anyways.
Yoshi felt sad that only the Shrike wanted to help him train Miss Glados. However, he summoned three Karts from the realm of Mario Kart Wii, giving one to Miss Glados, one to Shrike and the last for himself. "Now, the controls are pretty simple. Left pedal is the brakes, the right pedal is the accellerator. Turn the wheel to steer, and any weapons are fair game to throw/launch/drop at your opponents, erm, I meant, other racers. The first to complete three laps around the hospital we just came from wins! Ready? GO!"
Miss Glados revved her engine, and shot off the mark at breakneak pace, stunning Yoshi and the Shrike. "She must be a natural!" Yoshi said to the Shrike before he gunned his kart and took off after the speeding little girl.
The Shrike looked hilariously awkward in the tiny kart but he had all four hands on the wheel, at 10 and 2 also at 8 and 4. He gunned it and altered his mass; he went from a 1 ton giant, to a 28 pound giant.
"FUCK YEAH TECHNOLOGY!!" Said the Shrike as he got behind Yoshi drafting him. But at that exact moment Yoshi got a banana and ate it slipping the peel behind him. The Shrike spun out smashing his kart against the walls as Yoshi sped away. "THIS MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE, HOW DOES THAT TINY PEEL SPIN ME OUT!!!" yelled the Shrike at the already vacant hallway. Just as the Shrike began to pull back onto the race track Miss Glados smashed into him lapping him.
"GOD DAMNNIT!!!" Cried the Shrike in frustration, trying to angel his kart in the right direction he punched it back at dangerous speed. That?s when he hit one of the strange transparent boxes that had appeared with a question mark on them. He looked as a blue spiked turtle shell appeared in his kart he grabbed it and took aim.
"FUCK YEAH TECHNOLOGY!!" Said the Shrike as he got behind Yoshi drafting him. But at that exact moment Yoshi got a banana and ate it slipping the peel behind him. The Shrike spun out smashing his kart against the walls as Yoshi sped away. "THIS MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE, HOW DOES THAT TINY PEEL SPIN ME OUT!!!" yelled the Shrike at the already vacant hallway. Just as the Shrike began to pull back onto the race track Miss Glados smashed into him lapping him.
"GOD DAMNNIT!!!" Cried the Shrike in frustration, trying to angel his kart in the right direction he punched it back at dangerous speed. That?s when he hit one of the strange transparent boxes that had appeared with a question mark on them. He looked as a blue spiked turtle shell appeared in his kart he grabbed it and took aim.
Sorry I have been playing a game of starcraft then getting on here then back to starcraft, then back to here to check if anyone posted... BTW
ONE K POST BABY AWWW YEAHHH!!! 1000 POOR QuALITY POSTS AND HOPEFULLY 1000 MORE TO COME PART-EH!! BABY
(song choice decided by much music *fisrt time I ever turned that chanel on me*)
COme one everybody dance with me.. NO okay part-eh over >.>
ONE K POST BABY AWWW YEAHHH!!! 1000 POOR QuALITY POSTS AND HOPEFULLY 1000 MORE TO COME PART-EH!! BABY
(song choice decided by much music *fisrt time I ever turned that chanel on me*)
COme one everybody dance with me.. NO okay part-eh over >.>
"owie" said Chell, "I get you for that"
She pull out to more cards.
"AvatarRide, Xandus, AvatarRide Steakheart"
Automous clones of Xandus and a sluglike creature known as SteakHeart appear and began to battle the others.
She pull out to more cards.
"AvatarRide, Xandus, AvatarRide Steakheart"
Automous clones of Xandus and a sluglike creature known as SteakHeart appear and began to battle the others.
Sam was walking from room to room, surveying his team's training excercises, when in the hall he was stopped by a group of Rocket Grunts.
"G'day, mate! Give us yer bloody Pokemon, or we'll beat you to death!" The grunts each pulled out a poke-ball, and Sam grinned, anticipating the awesomeness that was about to ensue. From his bag he pulled a morningstar, a rake, a computer cable, a smaller bag, a bottle of rum and an amoire, and laid each of the items on the ground in a circle around him.
"Alright then, lads. In your own time." The first grunt, enraged, rushed forwards with a tyre-iron in hand, and Sam dropped to the floor, grabbed his bag and wrapped the strap around the oncoming grunt's neck before yanking hard on it, breaking the young man's neck and ruining any prospects he had of fulfilling his dreams of becoming an accountant.
A second grunt threw a poke-ball at Sam, but before it sprung open Sam grabbed his rake and smacked it back at him, knocking him off his feet and leaving a noticeable dent in his chest. He didn't get up.
The other four grunts reacted accordingly, sending out a Snorlax, a Grovyle, a Larion and a Blastoise, and Sam cheerfully dispached of these new adversaries; he smashed the bottle over the Snorlax's head, then stabbed it into its' throat; he tripped the Blastoise onto its' back by wrapping the cable around its' feet, then hopped onto its' back and cheerfully garroted it; Sam then went on to manouver the narrow end of the rake into the charging Grovyle's mouth, then pushed forwards until it went right the way down to its' stomach, then finally dealt with the surviving Larion by smacking it with the morningstar in a number of tactical locations, before delivering a finishing blow which smashed through its' shell completely and embedded the head of the mace in the poor creature's back.
Covered in disturbing amounts of poke-blood, Sam looked up from his carnage, grinning like a psychopath at the four surviving grunts. As one, they spun around and ran away, back to inform their leader of this psychotic devil of a man. Sam chuckled- "You know, they always try to run!" -and gave chase.
*****
"Mrphl!" Sam said, walking down the hallway towards Giovanni.
"...I'm sorry, what?" the besuited man asked. Sam spat out a mouthful of Rocket Grunt vertebrae and continued.
"Sorry about that; tell me, are you the one in charge here?"
"Yes, I am." Giovanni's hand moved down to his belt and his fingers twitched, anticipating a quick-draw. "Is there something you'd like to talk to me about?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, yeah! What are you doing here, should I trying to stop you, and if so, what lesson will we learn about teamwork and friendship along the way?"
Several weeks in the past, the iSam and his new travelling companion soared over the land, searching for a certain young woman. They found her skipping around a field, tunelessly going "la la la" and occasionally taking bites out of the still-squealing piglet she held in her arms.
The iSam swooped down, and the young woman spotted him and started to hastily skip away, but the machine was too quick, and it captured her in his arms, reducing her to streams of data. A second later, an identical copy of the young woman appeared behind the machine, floating absently in the air beside the iSam's depressing companion. The companion, predictably, said something depressing, and the young woman smiled broadly and bit down on his arm.
Two down. Just a few more to go.
"G'day, mate! Give us yer bloody Pokemon, or we'll beat you to death!" The grunts each pulled out a poke-ball, and Sam grinned, anticipating the awesomeness that was about to ensue. From his bag he pulled a morningstar, a rake, a computer cable, a smaller bag, a bottle of rum and an amoire, and laid each of the items on the ground in a circle around him.
"Alright then, lads. In your own time." The first grunt, enraged, rushed forwards with a tyre-iron in hand, and Sam dropped to the floor, grabbed his bag and wrapped the strap around the oncoming grunt's neck before yanking hard on it, breaking the young man's neck and ruining any prospects he had of fulfilling his dreams of becoming an accountant.
A second grunt threw a poke-ball at Sam, but before it sprung open Sam grabbed his rake and smacked it back at him, knocking him off his feet and leaving a noticeable dent in his chest. He didn't get up.
The other four grunts reacted accordingly, sending out a Snorlax, a Grovyle, a Larion and a Blastoise, and Sam cheerfully dispached of these new adversaries; he smashed the bottle over the Snorlax's head, then stabbed it into its' throat; he tripped the Blastoise onto its' back by wrapping the cable around its' feet, then hopped onto its' back and cheerfully garroted it; Sam then went on to manouver the narrow end of the rake into the charging Grovyle's mouth, then pushed forwards until it went right the way down to its' stomach, then finally dealt with the surviving Larion by smacking it with the morningstar in a number of tactical locations, before delivering a finishing blow which smashed through its' shell completely and embedded the head of the mace in the poor creature's back.
Covered in disturbing amounts of poke-blood, Sam looked up from his carnage, grinning like a psychopath at the four surviving grunts. As one, they spun around and ran away, back to inform their leader of this psychotic devil of a man. Sam chuckled- "You know, they always try to run!" -and gave chase.
*****
"Mrphl!" Sam said, walking down the hallway towards Giovanni.
"...I'm sorry, what?" the besuited man asked. Sam spat out a mouthful of Rocket Grunt vertebrae and continued.
"Sorry about that; tell me, are you the one in charge here?"
"Yes, I am." Giovanni's hand moved down to his belt and his fingers twitched, anticipating a quick-draw. "Is there something you'd like to talk to me about?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, yeah! What are you doing here, should I trying to stop you, and if so, what lesson will we learn about teamwork and friendship along the way?"
And a fine first post it was! Welcome to the AA, by the way; I'm Sam G, and I'm acting as GM for now, so if there's anything at all you want to know about this RP, feel free to ask me. Judging by your first post, I can tell you'll be a welcome addition to the community. There's just one thing you need to remember, though; don't get too serious. This RP is designed to be incredibly silly, and the number one most important thing to take note of is this: have fun.
The iSam swooped down, and the young woman spotted him and started to hastily skip away, but the machine was too quick, and it captured her in his arms, reducing her to streams of data. A second later, an identical copy of the young woman appeared behind the machine, floating absently in the air beside the iSam's depressing companion. The companion, predictably, said something depressing, and the young woman smiled broadly and bit down on his arm.
Two down. Just a few more to go.
Giovanni grinned, his hand settling away from the black Pokeball on his belt. "Someone who can take down two of my grunts and make four flee is definitely worth talking too." He turned and opened the door to a strange room. "By your style of fighting, I'm assuming you aren't to fond of heros. Please, come in..."
***
Meanwhile the dangerous duo stepped onto a seemingly deserted street. "The boss is more distant than ever. Those elite guys scare me." said Jessie, looking around.
James tossed out a Pokeball. "Weezing, scout on ahead." The floating factory of stench and death moved forward slowly. When it was out of sight James pulled out a small book.
"How can you read at a time like this? We don't even know what region we are in and the boss has gone insane!"
"Shut up Woman, this is getting good." said James, flipping the page casually.
Just then a couple of strange go-karts rushed by at high speed. From what they could see one was being controlled by a green dinosaur, the other a black...thing. There was a blue, spiked shell in the black things hands. They disappeared around the corner. There was a tremendous crashing sound and then silence.
James flipped another page, unconcerned.
Jessie hit the book out of hands. "Didn't you see that?" she screamed, "This is a strange land."
James smiled. So much had happened yet they were still together. "Kismet."
"What?"
"Lets see which one of those monsters died... Get out your Rhydon."
They turned the corner together, Pokeballs out.
***
Meanwhile the dangerous duo stepped onto a seemingly deserted street. "The boss is more distant than ever. Those elite guys scare me." said Jessie, looking around.
James tossed out a Pokeball. "Weezing, scout on ahead." The floating factory of stench and death moved forward slowly. When it was out of sight James pulled out a small book.
"How can you read at a time like this? We don't even know what region we are in and the boss has gone insane!"
"Shut up Woman, this is getting good." said James, flipping the page casually.
Just then a couple of strange go-karts rushed by at high speed. From what they could see one was being controlled by a green dinosaur, the other a black...thing. There was a blue, spiked shell in the black things hands. They disappeared around the corner. There was a tremendous crashing sound and then silence.
James flipped another page, unconcerned.
Jessie hit the book out of hands. "Didn't you see that?" she screamed, "This is a strange land."
James smiled. So much had happened yet they were still together. "Kismet."
"What?"
"Lets see which one of those monsters died... Get out your Rhydon."
They turned the corner together, Pokeballs out.
Thanks for the welcome. I was thinking of having my RPing here split into two. Giovanni is clearly evil but the dangerous duo are neutral. They have been disillusioned after Meowth's disappearance. I hope I'm not too serious a player
little Ryan exited his room and decided to help miss glados with go karting he went to the racetrack he immediatley got into the Red Car, he was speeding through the track when yoshi asked
"Hey aren't you a little young to be driving?" asked Yoshi
"Hey glados has the body of a twenty year old lady but she's been alive for a few weeks, Besides what could happen?"
in answer to his own question Ryan picked up a koopa shell and threw it at the Shrike car
"Hey aren't you a little young to be driving?" asked Yoshi
"Hey glados has the body of a twenty year old lady but she's been alive for a few weeks, Besides what could happen?"
in answer to his own question Ryan picked up a koopa shell and threw it at the Shrike car
Domon entered a room called "Flight Simulation" The door slammed shut behind him and a flight suit was wrapped around him against his will.
"What the-Gnnnk-Hell!" Domon groaned as the suit tightened around his groin. Once the suit was on, domon stood up and looked out the cockpit window. All around him, mobile suits from the Dark Army, were closing in.
"No! Not this again!"
Above him, a monstrous figure loomed. Domon Recognized this figure and instantly went berserk.
"KYOJI!!" Domon Roared as he plowed through the enemy and confronted his brother and the Dark Gundam.
"I WILL KILL YOU KYOJI!!!" Domon assumed a fighting stance and prepared his strongest attack.
"SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! SEKIYA TENKYOKEN!" The massive ball of energy blasted a hole in the training room and destroyed the computing and simulation devices.
"Oh yeah! I forgot it was just a simulation! My bad!."
"What the-Gnnnk-Hell!" Domon groaned as the suit tightened around his groin. Once the suit was on, domon stood up and looked out the cockpit window. All around him, mobile suits from the Dark Army, were closing in.
"No! Not this again!"
Above him, a monstrous figure loomed. Domon Recognized this figure and instantly went berserk.
"KYOJI!!" Domon Roared as he plowed through the enemy and confronted his brother and the Dark Gundam.
"I WILL KILL YOU KYOJI!!!" Domon assumed a fighting stance and prepared his strongest attack.
"SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! SEKIYA TENKYOKEN!" The massive ball of energy blasted a hole in the training room and destroyed the computing and simulation devices.
"Oh yeah! I forgot it was just a simulation! My bad!."
"Ah, you and I appear to be under a few misconceptions. Where I come from, "Hero" is a much more general term than I'm sure it is where you come from."
Sam was sitting in a comfy black armchair, across from Giovanni, who had taken up residence on a red velvet sofa. "Over here, a "Hero" is someone who gets up to wacky antics, reclaims lost treasures, battles Villains, and basically makes interesting use of his time. A Villain, on the other hand, is pretty much anyone who makes themselves to be a nuisance to the heroes. So, Mr. Giovanni-" Suddenly there was a gun in Sam's hand, pointed at Giovanni's head. Just as suddenly, an oddly-coloured poke-ball had appeared in the older man's hand, primed to fire off its' load all over Sam's face. "-Will you be making a nuisance of yourself?"
Sam was sitting in a comfy black armchair, across from Giovanni, who had taken up residence on a red velvet sofa. "Over here, a "Hero" is someone who gets up to wacky antics, reclaims lost treasures, battles Villains, and basically makes interesting use of his time. A Villain, on the other hand, is pretty much anyone who makes themselves to be a nuisance to the heroes. So, Mr. Giovanni-" Suddenly there was a gun in Sam's hand, pointed at Giovanni's head. Just as suddenly, an oddly-coloured poke-ball had appeared in the older man's hand, primed to fire off its' load all over Sam's face. "-Will you be making a nuisance of yourself?"
Ah great, clone like things. The Stig see's Chell get some more cards to produce the avatar clones and decides to take them out at the source. He runs at her, dodging a hit from the Xandus-clone but ends up sliding on a slime trail left by Steakheart, weither it was the real one dropping by or the clone was up for debate. When he finaly comes to a stop he ends up behind Chell, who was busy punching Grimm repeatedly in the face.
# 13 is cheering her on when it sees The Stig trying to sneak up on her. "Hey crazy lady! Look at me im a target!" It yelles, waving it's arms in the air. "I told you, it's eccentric!" Chell yells, and adds to this by running up and punting him across the room where he lands behind the bar with a crash. This gave The Stig enough time to rip the small book of cards she keeps using and goes through them one by one, crumpling them in his hand as he goes along.
Jakeman, Maddawg, FARD, Fjeld, and almost all of the others before she runs back up to him and hits him with a flurry of punches, temporarily stopping his card-destroying rampage
# 13 is cheering her on when it sees The Stig trying to sneak up on her. "Hey crazy lady! Look at me im a target!" It yelles, waving it's arms in the air. "I told you, it's eccentric!" Chell yells, and adds to this by running up and punting him across the room where he lands behind the bar with a crash. This gave The Stig enough time to rip the small book of cards she keeps using and goes through them one by one, crumpling them in his hand as he goes along.
Jakeman, Maddawg, FARD, Fjeld, and almost all of the others before she runs back up to him and hits him with a flurry of punches, temporarily stopping his card-destroying rampage
"My cards you are a big dumb jerk Stig!" shouts Chell
"What now nutbar." says the stig
"This..."she pulls out a pokeball, inside is cards with pokemon on it.
She picks one with a Lucario on it.
"GardiveirRide...LU-LU-LU Lucario"
A Lucario materializes
"You wouldn't..that isn't what I think it is!"
"YES, yes it is" says Chell
"FinalAttackRide...Montage"
Lucario and chel begin flipping around.
"Lets get down to busines..."
"to defeat this guy.."
...
"Mister I'll make a mon outta you!"
"What now nutbar." says the stig
"This..."she pulls out a pokeball, inside is cards with pokemon on it.
She picks one with a Lucario on it.
"GardiveirRide...LU-LU-LU Lucario"
A Lucario materializes
"You wouldn't..that isn't what I think it is!"
"YES, yes it is" says Chell
"FinalAttackRide...Montage"
Lucario and chel begin flipping around.
"Lets get down to busines..."
"to defeat this guy.."
...
"Mister I'll make a mon outta you!"
Oh no, oh hell no. She didnt, she couldnt, but she did. The Stig gave out an inhuman wail of pain as he started bashing his head against the wall, trying to get the infernal montage out of his head. A number of bad memories resurfaced and he fell to the floor, he arced his back and there was a snapping noise and he fell still.
"Yay! I claim this victory in the name of France! Now to loot for treasure" Chell cheered as she dismissed the Lucario and walked over to remove valuables from The Stig.
"A bomb, plastic explosives, micro explosives, detonators, keys" she lists off as she goes through his pockets.
"I wonder what he looks like under that" Grimm called from across the room, finaly having caught # 13 and was slapping him multiple times.
"Lets see!" Chell agrees as she starts to remove his breathing mask. Suddenly his eyes glow a sharp yellow and his hand shoots up around her throat and he screams in her face
He then uses the special Foxhound technique of revenge: He beats her with a stun baton and throws her out the window, dropping a grenade down after her.
"Yay! I claim this victory in the name of France! Now to loot for treasure" Chell cheered as she dismissed the Lucario and walked over to remove valuables from The Stig.
"A bomb, plastic explosives, micro explosives, detonators, keys" she lists off as she goes through his pockets.
"I wonder what he looks like under that" Grimm called from across the room, finaly having caught # 13 and was slapping him multiple times.
"Lets see!" Chell agrees as she starts to remove his breathing mask. Suddenly his eyes glow a sharp yellow and his hand shoots up around her throat and he screams in her face
Chell sees the Grenade coming down at her.
"Oh Noes" she says.
She grabs the first card she can.
"AvatarRide Sa-Sa-Sa Sam G"
Sam appears next to her and she dives into his bottemless bag.
The Grenade follows her in.
"HI there Chell its me Grenadey. The Magic talking Grenade." says the grenade in the voice of Gilbert Godfrey
"Yay I loves you greandey" she says hugging the explosive
"I'm gonna explode now." says Grenadey.
KA_BOOOM!
"AHHHHH" says Chell flying into the air Sam clone disappears
"Oh Noes" she says.
She grabs the first card she can.
"AvatarRide Sa-Sa-Sa Sam G"
Sam appears next to her and she dives into his bottemless bag.
The Grenade follows her in.
"HI there Chell its me Grenadey. The Magic talking Grenade." says the grenade in the voice of Gilbert Godfrey
"Yay I loves you greandey" she says hugging the explosive
"I'm gonna explode now." says Grenadey.
KA_BOOOM!
"AHHHHH" says Chell flying into the air Sam clone disappears
A number of large, black balls rolled between the two and Giovanni smirked. "I have no quarrel with you. I'm not looking for battles here, only for resources. I'll forgive you the two men, the Pokemon mean nothing to me. So are we going to go our separate ways? Or should my men detonate these Electrodes?"
Behind Sam a black painted Scizor appeared, buzzing with anticipation. He put away the orange pokeball, switching it for a silver one. He tossed it casually in the air. "Are you going to be a nuisance for me?"
Butch and Cassidy walked into the light beside the boss, grinning. "I think it is time for you to make a choice Mr. Sam." said Butch, Pokeball at the ready.
Cassidy laughed. "We've been training for years with the boss. You don't stand a..."
A growl from Persian interrupted her and she fell silent. Giovanni smiled. "There are two ways out of this room. Out the door you came, or through the floor. Please choose, I'm a busy man."
***
James couldn't help but shrug. The go-karts were gone. "Must have been tougher than I thought. They didn't look like they were built to last but whatever." He put away his Pokeball. "Crazy road..."
Jessie tugged at his arm. "Where to now? The boss just took the ball and left. We have no orders."
James turned and looked to her. "Lets leave the team. We have no future in it." Jessie looked like she was going to say something but she stopped. "The boss is different now, the missions are different."
Jessie started crying. "I... Remember that orphanage for lost Pokemon? We were looking for that damn Pikachu but we ran into Butch and Cassidy. They... They massacred them all. The children..."
James looked at the eerie sky. "Ever since the boss discovered the portal..."
A hurtling woman in an orange suit flew past them at high speed, screaming the whole way.
"Lets go find Meowth."
Something clinked behind them. "HI there, its me Grenadey. The Magic talking Grenade!" Just then Weezing floated back. James didn't like where this was going.
[HEADING=2]BOOM![/HEADING]
Behind Sam a black painted Scizor appeared, buzzing with anticipation. He put away the orange pokeball, switching it for a silver one. He tossed it casually in the air. "Are you going to be a nuisance for me?"
Butch and Cassidy walked into the light beside the boss, grinning. "I think it is time for you to make a choice Mr. Sam." said Butch, Pokeball at the ready.
Cassidy laughed. "We've been training for years with the boss. You don't stand a..."
A growl from Persian interrupted her and she fell silent. Giovanni smiled. "There are two ways out of this room. Out the door you came, or through the floor. Please choose, I'm a busy man."
***
James couldn't help but shrug. The go-karts were gone. "Must have been tougher than I thought. They didn't look like they were built to last but whatever." He put away his Pokeball. "Crazy road..."
Jessie tugged at his arm. "Where to now? The boss just took the ball and left. We have no orders."
James turned and looked to her. "Lets leave the team. We have no future in it." Jessie looked like she was going to say something but she stopped. "The boss is different now, the missions are different."
Jessie started crying. "I... Remember that orphanage for lost Pokemon? We were looking for that damn Pikachu but we ran into Butch and Cassidy. They... They massacred them all. The children..."
James looked at the eerie sky. "Ever since the boss discovered the portal..."
A hurtling woman in an orange suit flew past them at high speed, screaming the whole way.
"Lets go find Meowth."
Something clinked behind them. "HI there, its me Grenadey. The Magic talking Grenade!" Just then Weezing floated back. James didn't like where this was going.
[HEADING=2]BOOM![/HEADING]
"It looks like we're blasting of again!" say Jessie and James as they hurdle through the air.
At that moment Chell is also being blasted from her own encounter with a Grenadey.
"WEEEEEEE!...Oh noes look out." he says as she crashes straight into Jessie and James.
The three crash then fall through the roof of Villians HQ, and land right on top of Grimm.
Chell stands up, "hiya pretty hair people welcome to our base...who wants waffles Imma go make waffles!" Chell says before running to make waffles
"Riiiiight anyway Who are you two anyway?" asks Sho
At that moment Chell is also being blasted from her own encounter with a Grenadey.
"WEEEEEEE!...Oh noes look out." he says as she crashes straight into Jessie and James.
The three crash then fall through the roof of Villians HQ, and land right on top of Grimm.
Chell stands up, "hiya pretty hair people welcome to our base...who wants waffles Imma go make waffles!" Chell says before running to make waffles
"Riiiiight anyway Who are you two anyway?" asks Sho
"Ohhh no, she doesnt get away that easily!" The Stig said in a bloodcurdling tone as he stalked after her. # 13 noticed that his oxygen mask was still off and struggled free from Grimms grip and ran in front of him. "Boss, boss! Your getting worked up again! Just put the mask back on and take a few deep breaths, you dont want a repeat of the past few incidents, do you?" He asked, The Stig just nodded and reafixed the mask with a shuddering hand and took a number of deep breaths. He seemed to calm down and slumped into a still stable chair and held his head in his hands while he lapsed back into complete silence.
Jesse and James watched the display with a mixture of confusion and horror, # 13 walked up to them and explained the situation. "Yeah, that's nothing to worry about now that it's under control. If someone takes his breather mask off he kinda... loses it" it said with a shrug. "That, coupled with the montage she made him suffer through was almost enough to make him go nuclear, literaly" it said with a shudder before cheering back up. "But anyway, how 'bout a drink?" The two just nodded and he went off to get them both one.
Jesse and James watched the display with a mixture of confusion and horror, # 13 walked up to them and explained the situation. "Yeah, that's nothing to worry about now that it's under control. If someone takes his breather mask off he kinda... loses it" it said with a shrug. "That, coupled with the montage she made him suffer through was almost enough to make him go nuclear, literaly" it said with a shudder before cheering back up. "But anyway, how 'bout a drink?" The two just nodded and he went off to get them both one.