The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"You think they'll be okay?" Shrike asked as he watched the mushroom cloud take the form of a fist.
"Yeah, maddie's used to me dropping the A Bomb. He probably has an escape drill just in case." Frank explained.
"Well then, what did it achieve?"
"The inconvenience of him having to relocate and build a new base." Frank grinned.
"Good thing I know a guy who knows a guy. By guy I mean China, and the guy he knows is Korea." He chuckled, being an international communist sure has its perks.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg's cavern shook a little after the initial hit from the nuke above. Luckily, as he has said this countless times, LOCUSTS LIVE UNDERGROUND!

"What was the point of that?" Alice said.

"I'm...I'm not really sure." Said Maddawg.

"Hey Boss! Sauron's dead!" yelled Grimm from the door of the base. "And they destroyed the weather machine!" he finished before being knocked upside the head with a dull stalagcite. There was the sound of sirens before Chell ran forward and picking Grimm up, throwing him into the back of an ambulance. Chell jumped into the back and the ambulance quickly peeled out into a portal.

"...I'm so freaking confused!" yelled Bravemanwolf, not sure, once again, of what just happened. "Who were those guys!? Who was that!? Why did the cavern shake!?" he said in one breath before taking a huge gasp of air.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike sat back and enjoyed the ride in the rather plushy air ship. Anthony sat at the controls of it, looking at different read outs and several gauges. Every time a light would pop up he would check then double check something before pressing a button or pulling a lever.

"So what exactly is this thing, what do you call it?" asked the Shrike settling down into the co-pilot?s chair.

"Archimedes Mark II" Said Anthony looking away from the control's long enough to answer the Shrikes question before going back to a green flashing light. "Kinda like the ship from watchmen only a lot better? The Green flashing light turned a glowing Amber and Anthony gestured to the rear of the ship "We got mugging and maybe a rape in progress below us, lets get moving people." The Shrike walked over confused to where Anthony had pointed to just a moment before.

"What now-owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" shrieked the Shrike as a hidden door popped open and the Shrike fell to the ground.

Meanwhile in the city of ERROR:TOKEN_NOT_FOUND

"Oh ya, just hand over your purse and we'll be right as rain baby" Laughed the despicable mook, a bowie knife in hand and the fair women's breast he was robbing in the other. Yep this mook was quite pleased with himself. All up until a man in a blue suit fell right on top of him!

"Jesus Christ Anthony did you have to drop me from so high up?" The Shrike growled into the ear piece he had screwed into his ear just before dropping.

"What the hell are you doing?" Said Anthony "Get the god damn criminal"

"Not necessary A. I think I squished the poor mook into next year." Said the Shrike standing up and out of the mook who was now groaning and bleeding. "Call an ambulance for this guy I'm going to talk to the-"

"OH MY GOD YOU SAVED ME!!!" Said the women as she mauled the Shrike "HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME BUT YOU DROPPED OUT THE AIR AND SAVED ME!!!" The women seemed very excited, the Shrike felt a lil awkward. "All this excitement has got me feeling real faint could you carry me to my apartment?" With that she dramatically put the back of her hand to her forehead and swooned backwards. Unfortunately the Shrike didn't catch her so she fell onto the cold pavement knocking herself out.

"Well that's enough damage for one day" Said the Shrike lifting off, flying back to the Archimedes Mark II.

 

[ajb924]

"That's a long name." Anthony said looking at the apparent name of his ship. "Much too long to type. It's now the AMII. Much easier to type." He looked over at the Shrike. "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY ELSE!? They sure as hell aren't on the villains. GOD DAMMIT."
"It's not that big of a deal..." Shrike mumbled.
"IT IS! But, FINE! Next stop is..." Anthony pulled out his day planner. "Fuck it, I have no idea. I'm just gonna fly around until something interesting happens.
SUDDENLY! The Airship was shot down my an unknown enemy and the HEROES fell to unknown territory.

Spoiler: PEOPLE.

If you aren't with Maddawg, you're a hero. I'm not playing the whole "middle ground" thing. It makes everything too complicated to be fun. So somebody post to decide out newest goddamned quest.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool broke out a window at the Starbucks, and gun fire followed him. He found some cover to hid under, "Oh? You want to play rough!? OKAY!" He yelled from behind a wall. He went, and grabbed a box of grenades, "SAY HALLO, TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!" He somehow managed to pull out all the pins at once, and threw the grenades into the Starbucks.

Before blowing up, one of the spiders said in spider language, "WHERE IS HE GETTING ALL THESE NEAT TOYS!?" And then boom goes the Starbucks. Deadpool dove out of the way of the blast being sent out the window he broke out of, "Phew....And I get them from the internet! It's a really neat place! You can get free porn there." He jumped up, "Welp, time to go back to that place I was. I left that Meiling chick all alone! And this could be a chance to work my seductive magnet, and see if I really am a chick magnet..." He straightened himself up, and walked off. And then he fell into unknown territory, "Hey, where am I?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The rest of the villains lounged about the fortress, Chell and Alice were playing on the Wii, Bravemanwolf and Grimm played chess while MK smoked his catnip in the corner and Maddawg read a book from the couch. Gordon and Horrible walked in, holding up a letter.

"Good news everyone!" said Horrible.

"What is it Professor Fransworth said?" said Maddawg without much emotion, turning the page in his book.

"We've just been invited to Villain-con!" He said, throwing his hands up in the air for added effect.

The room stayed dead silent, Horrible nodded to Gordon, who quickly went over to the Wii and unplugged it. Horrible flipped the chess table and took away MK's bag of nip.

"Everyone! go pack now!" Said Horrible, holding up a stern finger toward their respected bedrooms and giving everyone an evil glare. Everyone stared in confusion and shock at Horrible before Maddawg finally stood up.

"Horrible, I think you're forgetting who is in cha-"

"GO PACK!"

"Yes sir!"

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"Ungh..." Miss Glados moaned as she got to her feet. The wreckage of the airship was scattered around her, the Shrike and Anthony. "Shrike, Anthony, are you guys ok?" The Shrike and Anthony both stumbled forwards out of the dust and wreckage, both dazed but fine. They nodded at each other and Miss Glados. They were all good. A faint scream could be heard, getting louder and louder. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -SPLAT- Deadpool landed in front of them. He got up, moaning and groaning. "Freaking spiders, and tripping on shoelaces..... BAH! Oh, hey guys!" He said as he noticed the rest of the Heros. "Soooo. What now?" Shrike asked. Miss Glados looked up and out, towards the mountains in the distance. "Well, I have a letter I promised to deliver. It is my quest, and a good deed as well. Will you guys help me? I have to get to Landown, up in the mountains." Miss Glados said.
"Sounds good enough to me." Shrike replied.
"AWW! I don't wanna go on an escort mission!" Deadpool whined.
"It's not an escort mission, its more like the gathering of the inital party of a JRPG. Like the early Final Fantasy games!" Miss Glados shot back. "I figure, its roughly a three day hike from here to the mountains. So lets get going."

Miss Glados then started walking off towards the mountains. Shrike shrugged, and began to follow her. "Well, this seems interesting enough. I'm in." Anthony said as he caught up with Shrike and Miss Glados. Deadpool looked around. "HEY guys! Don't leave me here!" he then ran and caught up with the Heros. "Besides, you need me. I've got the guns and the FIREPOWAH!" he chuckled.

<spoiler=OOC>QUEST FOR TEH QUEST GOD! PLOT FOR TEH PLOT THRONE!
In other news, who else plans on joining the heros/who else is there?

 

[Orinon]

As dead pool Talked about his amazing skill, the Shrike, and miss Glados (Both had better senses then the rest) heard the sound of heavy foot prints approaching, the owner of said prints must be huge an, surprisingly fast for their girth.
As deadpool bragged a large mecahnical humanoid approached from behind

Spoiler: Visual aid

[img/]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N5gHn_BUNuc/SQ6-kLmvhSI/AAAAAAAAAFk/EiwoSlBWk7M/s400/Gola+Mosca+1.jpg[/img]

on the back of the machine was a large metalic box, it was attached like a back pack, the top section opened and out came an even stranger individual
The person who climbed out was a baby, or had the size and proportions of one The child wore a black poncho with a hood, the hood was pulled over to conceal most of it' face, only things visible were from the upper lip to the chin. The kid had a strange purple triangle mark on each cheek around it's neck was a pacifier with a chain wrapped around it, And tht pacifier was creepy they felt like power was radiating from it but the power was being contained like shielding over a furnace.
The Child was standing on the robot's shoulder, the machine lifted one hand up to the kid and the baby walked onto it's palm the hand was so huge and the kid was so small he had it was like standing on a platform, the machine then moved his hand so he was holding the kid out in front of him.
"Oh dear it would seem you have crashed, onto the land of one of my safe houses, I guess the anti air cannons did work." the voice, given the child size, made it impossible to tell if they were a boy or a girl.
"You mean you shot us down" dead pool asked whirling around to see the machine
"Ok your gonna pay for that." he lunged but stopped when the machine pointed his other hand at dead pool the tips of his fingers were hollow like the barrels of a gun.
"Now now," said the kid :No need for Violence, I know who you are your the heroes, and someone paid me to assist you. SO let's not kill each other."
"Wait someone paid you to help us?" asked Anthony
"Yes but thats on need to know, I will introduce myself,but i better," the kid turned to the robot who was still aiming at dead pool Mosca stand down." the robot obeyed lowering his hand
"Now you may call me Mammon." said the child

Spoiler: OOC

I'm back I'll post a character sheet later, But I'm leaving for school soon.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike look sceptical at the black clad Child and the black clad robot as well.

"Not that I am not accepting your help, but you're going to be a hero? You're only joining us because you are getting paid, we are trying to escape the merc look and well.... Thats a very merc thing." The Shrike said. "Also I don't think we have to walk! I can easily fix Archie, and we seem to have landed in a industrial section, so I'm pretty sure there would be the parts I need to fix this." Said the Shrike looking around.

The Shrike walked over and grabbed a oxy acetylene torch, and got to work, lifting it with his super human strength he put it on top two jacks, and began to inspect the whole air ship.

"I can fix it in eight hours, excluding the amount of time it takes for you guys to find the parts." Said the Shrike wiping his greasy hands off on his pants. "But to fix it I will need: An omega stabilizer, a shock absorber, and a anti-Dioxin filter." after reading off the list the Shrike went back under the air ship and began to weld.

Spoiler: OOC

Cookie if you can catch the refrence

 

[Sam G]

"I must wander," Sam decided. He had no idea what the hell was going on, not a clue where he was and nothing to hand but the clothes on his back and the silver trinket around his neck.

Bloody Zombie Musashi, telling him the Subspace Bag was "hindering his development as a warrior"! Sam could live with all the hindered development in the world right now, so long as he had a bloody sandwich and a means of getting around!
Where had Sam left the Portable Door...? The last time he'd used it was in that dream-world, probably, but he'd then stuck it back in the bag so that he could use it again at some point in the future; such as when he was STUCK IN A BLOODY DESERT WITHOUT ANY DISCERNIBLE MEANS OF ESCAPE, you stupid bastard...

"Oh god... So alone..." Sam mumbled, dropping to his knees in the sand. Sand... There was so much sand. Sand everywhere, in every direction, with only the glaring blue sky to break the pattern, and that cruel sun glaring down at Sam with its smug, self-centered bastard face...
"Fuck you," Sam called up to the sun. He fumbled in his pockets, found nothing, wailed inwardly, then snatched the charm off his neck and threw it skywards, hoping to nail the glowy asshole with it. The charm fell short, and Sam watched it fall, standing very still and staring at it for a couple of minutes after it landed.

Slowly, very slowly, Sam raised his right hand and pointed it at the charm, his middle finger outstretched.
"I thought you were on my side. You suck," he muttered, then shuffled over to retrieve it. He leant over to pick the charm up, found himself unable to stand up straight again afterwards, and instead opted to go the other way and collapsed face-first into the sand.
"So alone," he repeated, the words muffled by the sand.

"You're not alone. Get up."
Sam rolled over onto his back and stared up at the figure standing above him. He couldn't entirely make out who it was due to the sun in his eyes, but it sounded female.
Considering the possibilities as to who this stranger may be, Sam stared at them for a minute, then rolled back over onto his stomach. "Go 'way. I'm not introducing any more human manifestations of aspects of my psyche into the story. We just had a whole plot arc revolving around that. It was shit."
The girl stared at him for a moment, then leaned over and rolled him onto his back so she could get a look at his face. "Uh... I don't think I'm a "manifestation of your psyche", or whatever. I just live over in that city-" she pointed a thumb over her shoulder at the huge civilization Sam had somehow managed to hilariously miss while he was looking around- "-and I saw you lying there in the sand, so I thought I might help out."

"Hahah! Y'can't fool me," Sam said, smiling knowingly and waggling a finger at the girl. "This is just like that bit in Scott Pilgrim. The Dream Desert thing. None of this is real. It's all happening in my mind."
"Uh... No. It's not." The girl frowned at him. "My name is Fearne. I'm 18 years old, and I've lived in this city all my life. Right now we're hosting this big villain convention thing, and I was out setting up flyers when I saw you out here."
"A "villain convention", eh? That sounds kind of cool..."

Fearne leaned over and extended a hand to Sam, which he took, and she pulled him to his feet. "Well, if you're done having arguments with your necklace and burning to death in the desert, do you want to help us set up? We're short on hands right now, since people have a tendency to die around large gatherings of villains... oh! You could sell shirts!" Fearne unzipped the turquoise hooded sweatshirt she was wearing to reveal a shirt which proudly displayed the banner "Villain-Con 2011" against a background of a red throwing-star. "Pretty snazzy, huh? My mom designed most of them, but I helped out with a few as well..."

"I don't have to wear one of these shirts, do I?" Sam asked, then he realized how that sounded and said, "I mean, there's nothing wrong with them; I just kind of like this outfit, and I haven't been wearing it for very long, so I thought maybe I'd get to keep it on..."
Fearne gave Sam a quick scan with her eyes. "Red and black, huh? That should be fine; it fits with the theme, anyway..." She turned away from Sam and indicated with her head for him to come with her. "Come on. I'll set you up a table before the villains arrive."

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

[spoiler='Ello]Sam told me I could just drop in so...yeah.And the openign post will be on a beach because I have no idea where else to start.[/spoiler]

Death awoke on soft,malleable and golden sand.He looked from left to right,observing his surroundings carefully.He had to collect everyone that was specified,and he was told that this one would lead him to another universe.He didn't mind all that much,as trans-dimensional movement wasn't too uncommon.But something was strange here.Something odd that he couldn't quite put his finger on.He stood,sinking into the sand slowly.He gave whistle,once for Binky.But the pale mounts did not come.

Death Sighed and paddled out into the sea until the water was knee deep.He noted the beautiful clean blue of the water and it washed around and through his bones.He collapsed and waited to float to civilization.He needed to fidn the Mark,one way or another.He opened his mouth slowly to whisper a single name to himself.

Sam

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Bloody fetch quests..." Frank muttered as he scavenged through one of the city's junk yards. Alas, he found something useful.
"Shrike!" Frank shouted, Shrike was busy fixing the airship.
"I found that filter thingy mabob." He stated proudly, dragging thd piece of mechanical marvel over to him.
"We'll have that Baloon back up in no time!" Frank said enthusiastically, famous last words...

 

[Orinon]

Mammon sighed
"A shocker absorber huh? That metallic box on Mosca's back has a fairly good one, it could dampen explosion while I was inside, I guess I can part with it. As long as we don't walk through any minefields."

Spoiler: character sheet

Spoiler: Mammon

Mammon (Real name Viper) is a powerful illusionist, he is an Arcobaleno (Super infant) he enjoys collecting money. And has a fondness for strawberry milk. he only helps someone for two reasons either he's getting paid or he actually likes the person he's helping.

Spoiler: Powers

Illusions: Mammon is a powerful illusionist capable of making even the most Bizarre scenario's feel real
Telepathy: both able to read minds and communicate via thought Though very few, there are certain individuals able to resist Mammon from peering into their thoughts.
Thoughtography: The ability to locate any person by sneezing into a piece of paper; the spit or mucus that sticks to the paper shows a map leading to the desired person.
Flight: His pet frog Fantasma can give Mammon the ability to fly.

Spoiler: Items/inventory

Indigo Pacifier: this pacifier seems to hold great power
Fantasma: a black Frog, it's own abilities aren't well known it can however let Mammon Fly by transforming into a snakelike salamander and biting it's own tail forming an ouroboros, a magical symbol that grants mammon flight. it would seem Fantasma can detect magical beings, as when they are nearby he "Gets excited"
Mammon Chain: a chain wrapped around his pacifier to hide it's power, this makes it difficult to determine Mammons true power.
Roll of paper: used for Thoughtography, it's hidden under his poncho

Spoiler: Gola Mosca

This Mosca was once a horrible machine of war. it's equipment includes
The Box:the metal box on it's back, this thing is very secure and actually rather comfortable, Mammon could sleep in the box while Mosca walked through a war zone.
Jet-propulsion Legs: Gola Mosca can open the back of its legs, revealing two rockets on each leg, allowing it to charge forward and even fly at amazing speeds for its size.
Sensors: Gola Mosca's sensors are very sensitive, being able to pick up the slightest movement and targets anything living thing it picks up.if you don't want to be caught it's recommended to try being Dead
and it's greatest secret of all [spoiler/] It has no weapons, but don't tell Deadpool

. Mammon for some reason doesn't have the Mosca fight for him (Wink) so now it's only purpose now is to carry the Illusionist as he is to small to walk.

[/spoiler]

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Isaac opened his eyes.

"Ah, I do enjoy a good meditation. I wonder what's going on outside?"

He walked out of the pine forest that had been his home for the two week period he had shut out the world. Curly and Quote were asleep in the rear seats of Schrodinger's car; currently the car had the properties of a 430 RWHP Chaser.

Isaac grinned an evil grin and hopped in the drivers set. Turning the ignition key the big Toyota's 3L straight-six purred to life, just how Isaac had wanted it to. Putting the car in gear Isaac started off through the winding cliffside road at a brisk pace. As soon as the first 60 degree bend came around Isaac flung the car to the left, rear wheels trying to overtake the front. He held the car sideways though the corner before wipping the car to the right to tackle the next sharp angle.

The whiplash from this manuver almost sent the robots through the window. Curly and Quote groggley picked themselves up off the floor of the speeding car.

"Good morning" exclamed Isaac, "I trust you are awake?"

"We are certainly not asleep you hot-headed oaf." grumbled Curly "Where are we rushing to in shuch a hurry anyway?"

"I have no idea. I've been meditating and cleaning my G3A3, my SR-8, and my 97-bd's. We'll end up wherever we are needed."

And so. Isaac, Curly, and Quote attempted to renter Avatar Adventures.

Spoiler: The car

EDIT:

Spoiler: The car was pumping this song: R U Ready by Drumsound & Bassline Smith. Genre is Dubstep if you haven't heard of it before.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: But...

I wanna go to villain con... Oh fuck it, this didn't help at all anyway...

Anthony looked at the group and realized he was doing nothing helpful he sighed and simply faded away.
WITH MADDAWG
"I WANNA GO TO VILLAIN CON!" Sho said excited.
"You really can't be anyone but him, can you?" Maddawg asked. "You've tried three others now, you always come back as Sho..."
"Meh, it's easy and fun. SO! How are we getting there?"

 

[Orinon]

Mammon saw Anthony leave and was somewhat annoyed
"Hmmm well it would seem we are, at the moment, without leader or transport. But I guess we can't stop him if he wants to be a villain"
Damn him, I intended on joining the villains but now that he's over there, we're too outnumbered.
Mosca carried Mammon over to the Scrap heap.
"Hmmm now what does an omega stabilizer look like?"
Miss Glados called the others
"Hey guys I found one, but it's caught under some junk."
Frank and Mammon, and Mosca joined Glados, as she said the Omega stabilizer was attached to a machine, that was pinned under a rusty car.
"No problemo, Glados." stated frank flexing his muscles, Frank grabbed the Car, with his mighty strength he Would Lift the car. then Glados would get the stabilizer and they could all have milkshakes
Back to reality
Frank attempted one lift, but the car was so heavy it wouldn't budge, frank laughed uneasily and decided to save some dignity
"SHRIKE, We need you to lift something."
"That won't be necessary."
stated Mammon, he jumped out of Mosca's hand and landed in front of Miss Glados who picked him up he was so small he was easy to carry. a black Frog crawled onto His hood.
"Mosca Lift the Car and get that part."
Mosca obliged, easily lifting and throwing away the car. as he attempted to grab the Stabilizer a mechanical hand shot out and grabbed Mosca. it lifted the massive Robot and threw him away. Then the monstrosity stood two others also emerged.
three somewhat humanoid giants, they were were made out of scraps of metal
Car doors, Engine blocks, lead piping, water tanks, bits of construction vehicles. essentially they looked like Transformers made of spare parts.
"well looks like you'll have to fight, and I do mean you. MY illusions won;t work on these machines, good bye."
with that Mammon disappeared not just invisible Glados couldn't feel his weight in her arms anymore.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"Hey! No fair. Where did the little kid go?" Miss Glados wailed. "Um, hi giant robots. We need an Omega Stabilizer to fix our airship and go on a quest to deliver a letter. Would you happen to have a spare one anywhere?" She asked.
The leader of the robots turned and crouched to face Miss Glados. "Yes, little one, I do have a spare. If you can keep our secret and not tell anyone about us, I will give you the spare." The giant robot said.
"Yes. We can keep the secret."
"Well, here you go then!" The robot said as he produced the Omega Stabilizer. Miss Glados took the part and gave it to Shrike, who fixed the airship. "Thank you robots!" She said as she jumped up onto the now fixed airship.

"Nice work, kiddo! I guess we don't always to fight, eh?" Shrike said as they lifted off.

 

[Orinon]

Mammon and Mosca suddenly appeared, as in they literally materialized into the visual spectrum, "My illusions won't work on machines, Illusions require a psyche."
"Yeah that's really noise how about we give you a very real beating." said Dead pool getting really close to Mammon, Mosca then raised his finger guns at Dead pool.
"Oh, hey I was kidding, a joke hahahahahahahaha"
"Sorry to disappoint you but Mosca doesn't have a sense of humor. I'd love to chat but I'd love to chat more but I need a nap, anyone know where the bunkers are?"

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"Bugger the bunkers, Deadpool! GET ONBOARD!" Miss Glados yelled as the Airship hovered just above the ground, waiting to go. "OH! Right. COMING!" Deadpool shouted back as he ran up the ramp. Miss Glados looked at the giant robot Mosca. "Man, I don't even know or fucking care. KID! Get up here! We are leaving! And you're giant robot thingy won't fit on the Airship, so deal with it."

 

[Orinon]

"Well Mosca I guess you'll have to wait until I get back."
The Robot emitted some sort of smoke from the tubes that might be it's mouth.
The Frog Fantasma suddenly changed into a long yellow and white salamander, it then bit it's own tail. Mammon started to hover off Mosca's hand he easily floated up in the airship. he hovered into the ship and landed in miss Glados's arms.
"I'm not concerned over Mosca, He'll either wait or try to follow us. The only problem I have is now someone else has to carry me. all that excitement has left me tired, good night."
Both Mammon and Fastasma's breathing slowed. They had fallen asleep so easily.
"So now what?' asked Dead Pool.