<spoiler=Plot recap and character?s>So, at the moment there seems to be several plot lines going, as usual. We currently have my plot arc involving Half-Jaw (Sgt_Jakeman214) facing off against an army of villain Mooks so that Half-Jaw can use Earth?s resources to help him defeat the Covenant Loyalists.
Steam Ryan (Orinon) is in an Airship en route to Half-Jaw?s location to God Mod fight him, for whatever reason. Is now a Villain.....
Shrike and Miss Glados (Roamin11), Mammon (Orinon), Deadpool (Bloody Thoughts), Isaac (Isaac The Grape) and the Touhou girls Meiling, Sakuya and Flandre (Fury Is Me, Lambi and Safe In The Dark, respectively) are trying to save the Moon, Legend Of Zelda-Majora?s Mask style.
Also, (Sam G) has sent his own character Sam to Purgatory for whatever reason.
The AA Villains (Maddawg mostly) consisting of Maddawg, Sho, Grimm, Captain Sky, Chell, Doctor Horrible, Gordon Freeman and Alice are on Holidays (Authorised by myself, Sgt_Jakeman214), as none of the authors are actually posting with them. And none of them have done anything evil recently, so they can?t be used as a plot arc. LEAVE THEM ON HOLIDAY UNTIL THEIR AUTHOR?S RETURN PLEASE! ? There are enough characters as is without them.
Heroes: Shrike, Miss Glados, Deadpool, Isaac, Mammon, Meiling, Sakuya and Flandre.
Villains: Half-Jaw, Steam Ryan.
So, that there is a current recap of the current plot arcs and the characters in them. If I have missed anyone or anything, just say so and I?ll edit this post.
Half-Jaw heard a soft knock on his door in the HQ. ?Enter.? He said gruffly. His Sub-Commander entered and stood at attention. ?Shipmaster, the enemy army is nearly within range. We await your command.? Half-Jaw stood from his chair and walked over to the Sub-Commander, picking up a set of binoculars from the table. ?Then let us annihilate them in battle. Go to the front and rally the troops. My plan is to destroy their lines with long range cannon fire from the Wraiths, then charge the remnants with Spectres, followed by our infantry. You shall lead the cavalry charge.? The Sub-Commander nodded, ready to follow his orders and defeat the armies of this world. His Gold armour shined brightly as he marched down to the frontlines, his head held high and pride in his every step.
Half-Jaw moved to the vantage point that gave him an excellent view over the entire battlefield. 35,000 Elites and Grunts stood before him, arrayed in proud ranks of green and gold. After splitting from the Covenant, his alliance with the UNSC had proved very beneficial. Camouflage was one of them and a decent rank and organisational structure was the second. But Elite pride meant that he could not outfit veterans in camouflage. They had demanded to be known by their enemies, to strike fear into them from afar as they had back in the Covenant. So, Half-Jaw had to keep Elite veterans and Commanders in red and gold armour. They shone like beacons of inspiration for his troops, and so it wasn?t a total waste of sensibility. Half-Jaw turned his binoculars to the enemy army, drawing ever closer. He raised his arm, and a spotting officer, a grunt, readied the Wraith tanks.
?FIRE!? he shouted as he dropped his arm.
Nearly 2,000 Wraiths shuddered as one and spat a literal wall of glowing blue plasma at the villain army. Many stopped to admire the sheer beauty of the plasma. Until the bolts struck home. Men screamed as they were vaporized, blasted and burned. Bodies and body parts were thrown around like they weighed nothing. In a single barrage, nearly 5,000 men had been killed or severely wounded. The entire villain army stopped, paralysed. Leaders shouted orders, but on-one listened. Panicked screams filled the air and the army lost the little coordination it had as everyone tried to turn and flee. Most never got the chance. The second barrage landed and took a heavy toll on the now closely packed men. Another 10,000 men died in the blue plasma balls of death. The third barrage fell short of the fleeing villain army, now in full retreat.
Half-Jaw gave the order to cease fire. The Wraiths shut down, their crews getting out to see the carnage they had caused. Half-Jaw motioned towards the plains, and saw his cavalry of Spectres and Ghosts speeding towards the villain army. Roughly 25,000 retreating men were quickly run down and slaughtered wholesale by the 1,600 Spectres and 2,200 Ghosts. The light plasma repeater cannons shredded men like Swiss cheese. Half-Jaw grimaced as he watched. This was not battle, this was wholesale slaughter. Within 10 minutes, the villain army was completely destroyed. 40,000 men lay dead and dying on the plains before Half-Jaw. He ordered the bodies gathered into funeral pyres and burned. They would be given an honourable send off from this life, even though they were slaughtered like animals.
Half-Jaw returned to his room in the HQ building and turned to the console. It was displaying a stream from the human news networks, showing the utter annihilation of the villain army at his forces hands. After watching it for 10 minutes, Half-Jaw was confused. Half the media wanted to congratulate him on wiping out most the Earth?s villains, whilst the other half wanted the entire world militaries to blast him to hell.
?Let them come, and taste the firepower of my troops. This world shall be ours to plunder.? He mused aloud, to no-one in particular.
EDIT I got carried away, and wrote a wall of text. I feel good about it, but bad for doing it and making you guys read it. But it gives the heroes a valid reason to come and attempt to kick my arse! It is 915 words long, including the spoiler box to before the edit.
200th POST WOO!!!!
