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Lambi

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"Nothing else for now, no~ Though I am a little hungry..." Flandre's stomach growled a little and she giggled at it. "Silly tummy. We'll find something to eat later." Looking at the Shrike, she just smiled towards him at first. "I'm Flandre! What's your name, mister?" she asked in a cute kind of voice with a shy smile on her face.
 

Roamin11

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The Shrike smiled back "I'm just called the Shrike!" he walked into the elevator and grabbed his chrome mic stand. "But the time for pleasantries is over, its time to finish this, time to beat the moon!" The elevator door 'binged' and closed.

The elevator ascended the tower, the Shrike smiled at the new girl and the maid lady bobbing his head a little to elevator music. Soon the elevator stopped and the shrike looked up, pointed the palms of his hands skyward. Blue energy shot out of his hands and vaporized the ceiling of the elevator. Looking up they saw the moon was just over their heads.

"Meiling shall we go dance?" Asked the Shrike extending his hand, and bowing. He then slowly began to rise. "To the moon we go!"
 

Fury Is Me.

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This is going to go either three ways with Flandre in the next battle.

A. She'll fight them with her flaming sword.
B. She'll disintegrate them as they approach her.
C. The most amazing murderous rampage by a psychopath ever.

Knowing Lambi, it will be a mix of A and B. Which is very good.

This is why Meiling had to say "Don't kill them, Imoto-sama~ They're my friends~" When she was high. Well, Imoto-sama is here now.

Meiling grinned, with vim and vigor, her eyes burning with a fire of confidence, giving them a very dragon-like appearance. VERY dragon-like indeed. "I could get in to dancing if this is the kind we'll be doing!" She said. /She pointed her finger to the sky, taking a Kamina stance, teeth bared in an even wider grin, her other hand in the Shrike's hand. "To the moon for the end of our journey!" She shouted.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Deadpool already won most amazing murderous rampage by a psychopath ever.
Not here, but in MANY of his comics.
And I could always do it here, but there's a chance YOU WONT LET ME. *Sniff sniff*

Deadpool also, was reading Fury's spoiler box, "HEY. I wear my psychopath title with pride, dammit! And I'll tell you this, I'm already the greatest psychopath ever! No fucking poppycock 5 year old, is gonna strip me of that title!" He raged to Fury, KNOWING he could hear him.

And then, like Meiling, his eyes caught a blaze. Literally. There was two flames half the size of his head coming from his eyes, "And now, I'm pumped up to show you! And I'm gonna do this, by killing EVERYTHING IN MY SIGHT." He turned around and faced the wall, "Meaning I can't really look at you guys until I get up there. heheh." He warned.

While waiting, Deadpool drew his katana, "No, wait no...These just wont do...If I'm going to go through, on this promise...I'm gonna need something bigger, something better, something- OH, OH, OH I GOT IT! I GOT IT!" He drew two FRAKING HALBERDS from out of no where, set them on fire, froze them, set them on fire again, and....set them i'm fire again. With gasoline and a flamethrower.
 

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<spoiler=Plot recap and character?s>So, at the moment there seems to be several plot lines going, as usual. We currently have my plot arc involving Half-Jaw (Sgt_Jakeman214) facing off against an army of villain Mooks so that Half-Jaw can use Earth?s resources to help him defeat the Covenant Loyalists.
Steam Ryan (Orinon) is in an Airship en route to Half-Jaw?s location to God Mod fight him, for whatever reason. Is now a Villain.....
Shrike and Miss Glados (Roamin11), Mammon (Orinon), Deadpool (Bloody Thoughts), Isaac (Isaac The Grape) and the Touhou girls Meiling, Sakuya and Flandre (Fury Is Me, Lambi and Safe In The Dark, respectively) are trying to save the Moon, Legend Of Zelda-Majora?s Mask style.

Also, (Sam G) has sent his own character Sam to Purgatory for whatever reason.
The AA Villains (Maddawg mostly) consisting of Maddawg, Sho, Grimm, Captain Sky, Chell, Doctor Horrible, Gordon Freeman and Alice are on Holidays (Authorised by myself, Sgt_Jakeman214), as none of the authors are actually posting with them. And none of them have done anything evil recently, so they can?t be used as a plot arc. LEAVE THEM ON HOLIDAY UNTIL THEIR AUTHOR?S RETURN PLEASE! ? There are enough characters as is without them.

Heroes: Shrike, Miss Glados, Deadpool, Isaac, Mammon, Meiling, Sakuya and Flandre.
Villains: Half-Jaw, Steam Ryan.

So, that there is a current recap of the current plot arcs and the characters in them. If I have missed anyone or anything, just say so and I?ll edit this post.

Half-Jaw heard a soft knock on his door in the HQ. ?Enter.? He said gruffly. His Sub-Commander entered and stood at attention. ?Shipmaster, the enemy army is nearly within range. We await your command.? Half-Jaw stood from his chair and walked over to the Sub-Commander, picking up a set of binoculars from the table. ?Then let us annihilate them in battle. Go to the front and rally the troops. My plan is to destroy their lines with long range cannon fire from the Wraiths, then charge the remnants with Spectres, followed by our infantry. You shall lead the cavalry charge.? The Sub-Commander nodded, ready to follow his orders and defeat the armies of this world. His Gold armour shined brightly as he marched down to the frontlines, his head held high and pride in his every step.

Half-Jaw moved to the vantage point that gave him an excellent view over the entire battlefield. 35,000 Elites and Grunts stood before him, arrayed in proud ranks of green and gold. After splitting from the Covenant, his alliance with the UNSC had proved very beneficial. Camouflage was one of them and a decent rank and organisational structure was the second. But Elite pride meant that he could not outfit veterans in camouflage. They had demanded to be known by their enemies, to strike fear into them from afar as they had back in the Covenant. So, Half-Jaw had to keep Elite veterans and Commanders in red and gold armour. They shone like beacons of inspiration for his troops, and so it wasn?t a total waste of sensibility. Half-Jaw turned his binoculars to the enemy army, drawing ever closer. He raised his arm, and a spotting officer, a grunt, readied the Wraith tanks.

?FIRE!? he shouted as he dropped his arm.

Nearly 2,000 Wraiths shuddered as one and spat a literal wall of glowing blue plasma at the villain army. Many stopped to admire the sheer beauty of the plasma. Until the bolts struck home. Men screamed as they were vaporized, blasted and burned. Bodies and body parts were thrown around like they weighed nothing. In a single barrage, nearly 5,000 men had been killed or severely wounded. The entire villain army stopped, paralysed. Leaders shouted orders, but on-one listened. Panicked screams filled the air and the army lost the little coordination it had as everyone tried to turn and flee. Most never got the chance. The second barrage landed and took a heavy toll on the now closely packed men. Another 10,000 men died in the blue plasma balls of death. The third barrage fell short of the fleeing villain army, now in full retreat.

Half-Jaw gave the order to cease fire. The Wraiths shut down, their crews getting out to see the carnage they had caused. Half-Jaw motioned towards the plains, and saw his cavalry of Spectres and Ghosts speeding towards the villain army. Roughly 25,000 retreating men were quickly run down and slaughtered wholesale by the 1,600 Spectres and 2,200 Ghosts. The light plasma repeater cannons shredded men like Swiss cheese. Half-Jaw grimaced as he watched. This was not battle, this was wholesale slaughter. Within 10 minutes, the villain army was completely destroyed. 40,000 men lay dead and dying on the plains before Half-Jaw. He ordered the bodies gathered into funeral pyres and burned. They would be given an honourable send off from this life, even though they were slaughtered like animals.

Half-Jaw returned to his room in the HQ building and turned to the console. It was displaying a stream from the human news networks, showing the utter annihilation of the villain army at his forces hands. After watching it for 10 minutes, Half-Jaw was confused. Half the media wanted to congratulate him on wiping out most the Earth?s villains, whilst the other half wanted the entire world militaries to blast him to hell.

?Let them come, and taste the firepower of my troops. This world shall be ours to plunder.? He mused aloud, to no-one in particular.

EDIT I got carried away, and wrote a wall of text. I feel good about it, but bad for doing it and making you guys read it. But it gives the heroes a valid reason to come and attempt to kick my arse! It is 915 words long, including the spoiler box to before the edit.
200th POST WOO!!!!
 

Lambi

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Flandre looked at Deadpool and giggled creepily, then flew out of Sakuya's arms and hovered behind Deadpool's back. With a slightly more mature voice from earlier she said "I'm not 5, you silly. I'm almost 500 years old. Hard to believe? It's like that sometimes for me too. Don't just judge based on appearance." She flew back to Sakuya and Meiling, though she just hovered there instead of going back into Sakuya's arms.

"What's going on?" she asked her maid and her gate guardian, having gone back to her childish voice and attitude. "Is there a fight coming up?"
 

Roamin11

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"Oh yeah, big fight Miss Flandre, the only fight that matters tonight." The Shrike said as he watched the sun set on the horizon.

Night of the Final Day

......... (the narrator that wrote this section fled)

The ground beneath them shook they heard the tower groaned, glass shattered, and screams were heard from the strip below them. The moon fell, the heroes looked up to see the moon was going to crush them.
 

BloodyThoughts

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"Guys. If we're going to do this, we need music. AND I mean, kick ass music." Deadpool brought up, still staring at a wall, "And I think I have an idea of what to do..."

"Oh really?" Shrike said, "What? And does it have anything to do with the moon that is about to crush us?"

Deadpool chuckled a bit, it seemed to be like an insane chuckle, that someone...insane...would laugh like. Deadpool is insane. Anyway, he had a huge grin. He pointed up to the air, "Kick it."


As it started, he put on some AWESOME shades, "Is this not fitting or what? And if it's not fitting, it's at least AWESOME."
 

Fury Is Me.

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"Why not just this?" Said a voice to everyone at once. And then, this played in their heads.


"That way, it isn't centered on ONE person being the hero. But we don't have to, if someone has a better idea." And then the voice left.

Meiling looked around, still hearing both songs, one right to her brain, Deadpool's coming from... somewere else. I don't know. "Emmm... Can we just stop the moon?"
 

Isaac The Grape

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Isaac was still looting the VillainCon hall and had found a stall that had been selling guns. Isaac's eyes widened till they made him look like a Pixar character. Soon he was behind the counter, examining weapons with the obsessive eye of Matt Preston inspecting a plate of Penne Alla Carbonara.

"Hmm, I like the look of that Heckler & Koch SL8. Adding that to the cart" he said, dropping the rifle into the shopping cart he'd looted from a Zombie infested Aldi store in another universe. "An AK74u? Too common. Ah, an Enfield L85A1. I could use a second one of those." he said as he dropped it into the cart "Ooo, a Daewoo K11. I've wanted one of those for a long time"

Meanwhile

Ivan lead the freed prisoners out the hole and into the corridor that the guards used for cell access.

"Free the oppressed! Destroy the oppressors!" shouted Ivan as he kicked the sole guard on duty in the back of his shin, collapsing his leg at the knee and sending him flailing down to the concrete floor. Gene grabbed the guard's H&K UMP Sub-Machinegun while Ivan picked him up by the scruff of the neck and demanded he open the other cells.

"I demand you open the other cell doors!" Ivan demanded.

"No" said the guard.

"It appears that cell doors are controlled with bio-metric security." said The Operative "Specifically fingerprint scanners."

He turned to the guard.

"Tell me. Which finger do you use?"

"I 'anint gonna tell" grunted the guard.

"That is understandable." said The Operative, drawing his Katana.

"Ivan" said The Operative.

"Yes." said all six of the Russians.

The Operative brought his Katana down in a fast slice, severing the guard's hand.

"I think we should you give you all individual names." said The Operative.

The guard fainted.

"Now, which finger is it?" said Gene.

It turned out that all the guards fingers worked as well as his palm prints.

"Fantastic" said The Operative. "Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, Andrew, Dave, Paul, Gene, and myself can take one of the fingers/palms each. Curly and Quote: take that guard and stop him spilling blood everywhere."

Curly and Quote carried the guard to a nearby aid-station down the corridor. They threw him against a BLU metal medical cabinet. He bowled it over and it fell on top of him. Sometime later he arose from a pile of health packs, hands having regenerated, and uttered the words "I feel defeated. Yet inexplicably rejuvenated."

Meanwhile

Isaac stopped his looting for a moment and looked up at the moon.

"Hmm" he murmured "I should probably get up there soon. I'll just check out that Bio-Aug stand first..."
 

Roamin11

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"Who cares about the music! We need to stop it NOW!" said the Shrike as the moon was now within arms reach, he fired up his repulsor rays. Blasting off at full force, his shoulders hit the moon. This wasn't enough, and the moon pushed downward on the Shrike. Flying at full force, his repulsor's were now as bright as a tiny star.

"Help MEEE" Said the Shrike failing at stopping the moon.
 

Safe in the Dark

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"...Right... Ugh..." Sakuya's eyes went red as she went silent and her face grew dark, she clicked the lunar dial and used her time powers to slow time slightly, everyone else was relatively unaffected, they just saw her moving incredibly fast, while for her it was the opposite, she then began tossing an insane number of knives at the moon doing her best to at least slow it with the momentum.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Meiling was desperately punching at the moon, with all her might. "DAMIT, YOU HUGE CHUNK OF ROCK! BACK OT THE SKY WITH YOU!" She said. Then, all of a sudden, a huge slab of ome kind fell out of her infinite adventuring pocket. She looked down at it, curiously and only vaguely remembered it, but that was all she needed. "HEY! HEY! GUYS! LOOK!" She picked up the slab. "THE GODS GAVE THIS TO ME BACK WHEN WE KILLED THAT JUNGLE GUY!" She held up the slab that had the notes to the Oath to Order on it.
 

BloodyThoughts

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"Uh, guys, you know I can't-" Deadpool said, "Uh, GUYS! Don't leave me dammit! I can't fly! I can't- Oh fuck it." He pulled out two, count'em TWO, rocket launchers and started firing, effortlessly reloading.

That was short. >.<!!!
 

Lambi

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Flandre hovered over to Deadpool. "You know what they say. If you can't fly..." She grabbed one of his arms. "Then get thrown." She grinned and threw him at great speed towards the moon. She flew up towards the moon, then took out her Laevateinn and made it appear as a large flaming sword. She began slashing at the moon, giggling like a creepy little girl while slashing.
 

BloodyThoughts

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"OH, HELL YEAH!" Deadpool screamed through the air," THANKS LITTLE T-RAY CHILD MONSTER THING WITH STUPID RAINBOW WINGS! YOU'RE COOL!" He commented, He then proceeded to start firing HUNDREDS OF MISSILES from one of those Missile launcher things that...shoot...many missiles at once, all while screaming, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WE, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 

Roamin11

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The Shrike looked over and saw the stone slab. "What does that even mean?? Do we throw it at the moon or something?"

"DO IT!!" Said Deadpool as he grabbed the massive stone slab swung it around twice then threw it at the moon, the stone hit the moon with a large thud and dropped like... well a stone.

"GODS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEE!!!" Cried Meiling throwing a fury of frustrated punches at the moon, sending moon dust flying all around her till she was aglow with white powder.

"FEAR NOT I READ!!!!! THE STRATAGY GUIDE!!" Said Miss Glados ascending beside them on her turret which had turned into a jet pack. She pulled out a Gibson Les Paul and began to strum the Oath to Order.

At first it seemed as though nothing had happened, the Moon was still gaining on the heroes whom were struggling to hold it up. Then they all heard the voice of the "gods" echoing all around them. The Giants came striding from all four corners.

"YOU'VE COME!" Meiling heard them singing and instantly rubber-ized falling onto the plat form cuddling up to Sakuya's foot "MY GODS HAVE COME!!!" She giggled and began to hug Sakuya's leg rubbing her cheek against it.

The Giants grabbed the moon and slowly began to lift it, soon the moon had stopped falling. The Heroes all stood there, watching.

"They... Can't do it" Said the Shrike "They can't do it!" The moon's eyes glowed, possessed, it bore down earth, hoping to destroy it.

"You can't save yourself" came a echoing voice from within "You can't stop me! I will consume all" the moon's mouth opened wide."

"Then I'll just rip your damn tongue out" with that the Shrike took off into the mouth off the moon.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Deadpool, going at the speed he was flying through the air at, couldn't hold up, and ended up flying straight into the mouth of the moon, with Strike, "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" He yelled, falling down it's mouth.

He eventually was falling, and was right next to Shrike while doing so, "HEY STRIKE!"

"Wha- Deadpool!?" He said, surprised a bit, "How did you- I mean, you can't fly, and I know you can-"

"The little T-Ray like monster girl with stupid looking rainbow wings threw me into this." Deadpool explained.

"Oh."

"SO." Deadpool said, "LETS KICK SOME MOON ASS, MOTHER F$#%ER! OH YEAH!"
 

Safe in the Dark

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Sakuya sighed at Meiling and shifted her leg over her as her eyes shifted back to blue. "I'm about to do something I think I'm going to deeply deeply deeply Regret, but no harm no foul right?" Sakuya said to herself, then pulled out the candy corn, and a caveat of Brandy and downed both of them before pumping her fist in the air and with her slightly glazed over expression followed the others into the mouth of the moon.

With my currently increased Pulchritude and imagination I should be okay, some coffee for my vim would have been nice but beggars can't be choosers... Problem Sleuth has taught me well.
 

Roamin11

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As Deadpool and the Shrike flew they soon found themselves floating in darkness. Soon the world around them became bright and they found themselves in the middle of a field with a single tree on the far end of it.

"This isn't what I expected" Said Deadpool. The Shrike stood beside Sakuya, the Shrike was spiky. Meiling laid in the grass giggling and sighing happily.

"Thank you for bringing me my masks" the voice echoed all around the field. Majora's mask came floating down from the sky above the heroes. The remains that Meiling had collected floated out of her pack and began to float into four corners around the heroes.

The field transformed into a dark, chamber, where the walls and floor were covered in a evil miasma. Majora's Mask floated in the air, its painted eyes staring through the heroes. Tentacles grew from the back of the mask.

"Oh... My" Said Sakuya staring at the mask.

"Time to DIE" With that the Mask floated forward, its tentacles reaching out to grab the heroes.