The Escapist Boss

[destroyerofhopes]

Either that or you must battle in wits with yahzee, you must do a more scolding review of yahzee than he does of you-

the thing is that he knows completely nothing about you but you can deduce many things from his videos

a crippletron would be the coolet boss to fight but the best idk probably a combination of so many it cant be listed

 

[headshotcatcher]

I still don't get why he is so loved on this forum, dead hooker joke + pessimistic outlook on life = Escapist fame?

I don't understand why people love or hate me.
I just kind of ignore it and go on with what I was doing.

Topic: Probably Russ Pitts - superspy.

Hehe an answer from the man himself
I guess it might just be because of your lots of posts?

 

[j0z]

Well, it would be a dopplerganger of myself, all my skills, but with an opposite set of views than me. We would then have a debate off

 

[A random person]

There would be a boss rush of Max, Internet Kraken, Ultrajoe, Neonbob, Capt Oblivious, and several other forum posters. After that you'd fight the search bar and then the unskippable guys. After a health restoration, you'd fight your dark self in some sort of pre-climax where you finally deal with your personal faults that bothered you throughout the game, gaining some words of encouragement, a status boost, and the awesome sword of plot. And the final boss, you guessed it, is Yahtzee. You must defeat him with JRPG's and QTE.

 

[fenrizz]

Interesting topic.

I'd have to say maybe Max the Reaper, bundeled together with the search bar.

I still don't get why he is so loved on this forum, dead hooker joke + pessimistic outlook on life = Escapist fame?

I think it's mostly that he posts a lot.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Cthullu. Because every boss should be Cthullu.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn my good sir, you have won.

 

[curlycrouton]

It would be a terrible challenge, and the ultimate sacrifice.

The user would have to...

Log off and never, ever return to The Escapist.

[small]Oh the horror....[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

It would be a terrible challenge, and the ultimate sacrifice.

The user would have to...

Log off and never, ever return to The Escapist.

[small]Oh the horror....[/small]

Ah, hell...I guess I'm never going to beat it, then.
Oh well!

I think the entire staff would combine into one giant deity, and uberbanhammer any challenger.
The Red Guards would make up the right arm, the writers would make up the torso, the community people the left leg, the tech team the right, the video contributors the left arm, and the big boss would be the head.

 

[Ghostkai]

Yahtzee, he'd criticise you to death.

Only one I can really think of, because lets face it, children on the internet don't make good bosses

 

[Sparrow]

Archon, CEO of the Escapist.

Though he's got nothing on me *flex*

 

[Neonbob]

I think the entire staff would combine into one giant deity, and uberbanhammer any challenger.
The Red Guards would make up the right arm, the writers would make up the torso, the community people the left leg, the tech team the right, the video contributors the left arm, and the big boss would be the head.

No no, ive told you. The staff monster would just be a sub-boss. In the end you walk into an empty chamber and there in a beacon of light is the omnipotent baby you and Maxi concieved. HE is the ultimate boss and messiah of the escapist.

Dammit!
How did I forget that part!
Hrm.
Cursed thing.
In that case, I would try to get by it using my technical position as father..uh...co-creator?
One of the two.
Maybe it'd go for that.
If not, oh well...

 

[bjj hero]

The army of grammar nazi's with there minion trolls they are educating

Grammar nazis are everwhere. As with the original nazi inhabited game, Wolfenstein, it can only be Hitlers head in a jar as the final boss.

 

[Sparrow]

It would be a terrible challenge, and the ultimate sacrifice.

The user would have to...

Log off and never, ever return to The Escapist.

[small]Oh the horror....[/small]

"I'm sorry, your a hero, but you have to leave."

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I don't understand why having a high post count is such a competitively contested activity.

You could make 20 000 posts and still not have really said anything interesting or valuable to the community.

 

[Marble Dragon]

All of the banned members will rise from the grave once more, and every troll, flamer, and advertising bot that has ever posted on the Escapist will go after you. You will be left behind accidentally in the chaos as all of the sane members of the site run to a special safehouse. They will realize that they left a friend behind too late, for you will be in the gaming discussion building with no way out. You use report buttons as weapons to get out of the building. As you're running from the zombie hoard, you get one final private message. It is from the other members of the Escapist. They tell you that the only way to destroy the invaders is to get the ultimate weapon: the search bar, which is defended by rows and rows of undead trolls. When you finally get to the search bar, you are able to free the other Escapist members so that the army can be defeated. When you have sent all of the invaders back to the world of the banned, you will be respected by all.

Yeah, I know, it's not a supermod creature of ultimate doom, but I'm trying to be creative here.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I'd say you would have to defeat all of the moderators, then after a great battle, you ascend to the moderator status, obtain one of the legendary banhammers, and rule over all.

 

[Higurashi]

Trying to resist saying Maxi, but I'd say maybe Neonbob or a Battle against all the old members of this site.

Muahahahaha. I approve of this latter idea.

 

[zen5887]

My Boss Fight would be against Old Joe. He would reveal himself once I have defeated all the current mods. Then he stands, banhammer in hand.

Epic, simply epic.