The Escapist Presents: Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

[Moriarty70]

I am going to cling hard to my death-free status! I'm the only one who never died during the actual war battles! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA. This sh*t is serious.

But what method did you use? It wasn't the hide under a desk/behind a wall shaking until it's all over method was it? 'Cause if it was, then doesn't count.

As a followup question, how were the lines drawn? Console v. PC. Famrville v. Notville?

 

[Jared]

Now thats a fun day in the office! I want to work there so bad now! Open a Britsh Branch! =P

 

[nadesico33]

Now if I could get my own friends to understand the power of "Nerf". One only understands wimpiness, and the other martial-arts skills he lost years ago in a tragic never-practicing accident...

 

[Denamic]

Unimaginable carnage!

 

[imnot]

Is your Buissness plan 'You gotta shoot them in the head'.

 

[ravensshade]

i half expected someone to shoot one at/closely past the camera man but wow.. nice battle

 

[ultimateownage]

Dear Themis Media:
[HEADING=1]GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB![/HEADING]

I would absolutely freaking love to work there.

No, no you would not. [http://www.cracked.com/article_18654_6-ways-your-office-literally-killing-you.html]

You do realise Cracked.com over exaggerates everything in their articles, right? Offices aren't literally killing you, they are just slightly contributing to bad health. Going outside in a city is probably worse, with all the car fumes and crap.

 

[Spacelord]

Get back to fucking work, slackers!

 

[albear]

wish my office had days like this

 

[Aenir]

Ha, you guys are awesome.

 

[The Great JT]

What sick man sends babies to fight nerf war?

 

[The Austin]

I NEED a job working for you guys. Seriously. I'll clean the toilets if you want me too.

How about refrigerators?

As long as I get to hang out with you guys, I'll clean anything.
[small]As long as it's legal. I don't want to have to clean up the blood after every nerf battle you guys have.[/small]

 

[George Palmer]

I NEED a job working for you guys. Seriously. I'll clean the toilets if you want me too.

How about refrigerators?

As long as I get to hang out with you guys, I'll clean anything.
[small]As long as it's legal. I don't want to have to clean up the blood after every nerf battle you guys have.[/small]

What about the blood of our mortal enemies?

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[Orange_Clockwork]

Why did I just know that there would be a nerf equivalent to the Thunderdome? Because the Escapist is so fucking awesome.

 

[Plinglebob]

Really entertaining video. Thank you Escapist.

How do the other people who work on your floor/building react to your Nerf fights? Has anyone ever asked to join in?

 

[George Palmer]

Nerf Wars 3: Modern Nerffare.

Oh oh oh! Nerf Wars 4: The Empire Nerfs Back.

Nerf Wars 5: Red Nerf Redemption.

I could do this all day....

Lol we have a list of about 500 titles already! HA!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

That was some funny shit. How did you explain all the corpses to your superiors?

They were part of the corpses.

>.>

Ok, how do you explain them to the police?

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Why did I just know that there would be a nerf equivalent to the Thunderdome? Because the Escapist is so fucking awesome.

Encaen [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Encaen] and I spent several weeks trying to figure out how we could get bungee harnesses to work in office conditions. There was, at one point, talk of jumpsuits with velcroed ping pong balls attached for scoring as well. I still like how it came out, but we definitely wanted it to be even more ridiculous and awesome.

Maybe next year, we'll try vehicles, sentry guns, or Nerf bombs.