The Escapist Presents: Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

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Moriarty70

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Lima said:
I am going to cling hard to my death-free status! I'm the only one who never died during the actual war battles! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA. This sh*t is serious.
But what method did you use? It wasn't the hide under a desk/behind a wall shaking until it's all over method was it? 'Cause if it was, then doesn't count.

As a followup question, how were the lines drawn? Console v. PC. Famrville v. Notville?
 

Jared

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Now thats a fun day in the office! I want to work there so bad now! Open a Britsh Branch! =P
 

nadesico33

It's tragically delicious!
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Now if I could get my own friends to understand the power of "Nerf". One only understands wimpiness, and the other martial-arts skills he lost years ago in a tragic never-practicing accident...
 

ravensshade

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i half expected someone to shoot one at/closely past the camera man but wow.. nice battle
 

ultimateownage

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Dear Themis Media:
[HEADING=1]GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB![/HEADING]

Roboto said:
Luke5515 said:
I would absolutely freaking love to work there.
No, no you would not. [http://www.cracked.com/article_18654_6-ways-your-office-literally-killing-you.html]
You do realise Cracked.com over exaggerates everything in their articles, right? Offices aren't literally killing you, they are just slightly contributing to bad health. Going outside in a city is probably worse, with all the car fumes and crap.
 

The Austin

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George Palmer said:
The Austin said:
I NEED a job working for you guys. Seriously. I'll clean the toilets if you want me too.
How about refrigerators?

:)
As long as I get to hang out with you guys, I'll clean anything.
[small]As long as it's legal. I don't want to have to clean up the blood after every nerf battle you guys have.[/small]
 

George Palmer

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Feb 23, 2009
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The Austin said:
George Palmer said:
The Austin said:
I NEED a job working for you guys. Seriously. I'll clean the toilets if you want me too.
How about refrigerators?

:)
As long as I get to hang out with you guys, I'll clean anything.
[small]As long as it's legal. I don't want to have to clean up the blood after every nerf battle you guys have.[/small]
What about the blood of our mortal enemies?
 

Orange_Clockwork

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Why did I just know that there would be a nerf equivalent to the Thunderdome? Because the Escapist is so fucking awesome.
 

Plinglebob

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Nov 11, 2008
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Really entertaining video. Thank you Escapist.

How do the other people who work on your floor/building react to your Nerf fights? Has anyone ever asked to join in?
 

George Palmer

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scifidownbeat said:
Nerf Wars 3: Modern Nerffare.

Oh oh oh! Nerf Wars 4: The Empire Nerfs Back.

Nerf Wars 5: Red Nerf Redemption.

I could do this all day....
Lol we have a list of about 500 titles already! HA!
 

CaptainCrunch

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Orange_Clockwork said:
Why did I just know that there would be a nerf equivalent to the Thunderdome? Because the Escapist is so fucking awesome.
Encaen [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Encaen] and I spent several weeks trying to figure out how we could get bungee harnesses to work in office conditions. There was, at one point, talk of jumpsuits with velcroed ping pong balls attached for scoring as well. I still like how it came out, but we definitely wanted it to be even more ridiculous and awesome.

Maybe next year, we'll try vehicles, sentry guns, or Nerf bombs. :)