The FAIL Game!

[NightMareguy]

Lamp FAAAAAAAAAIL
You find a pony..

 

[Fraught]

...but it is vicious and attacks you. FAIL!

A walking-talking candybar walks out of the store...

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

into an orphanage where he is cannibalized and eaten. FAIL

A Man Chooses....

 

[PrimoThePro]

to wrestle a tiger! A WILLING Fail!
A guy climbs over a fence...

 

[Gigaguy64]

And is met by "Rex" Sneaking FAIL

You drink some tea...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

and it turns out you didn't put in a pack of tea, you put in a pack of gunpowder, then you spontaneously combust. EPIC FAIL!

You...

 

[Asturiel]

...stop existing FAIL.

You notice a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

 

[j1-2themax]

...and somehow manage to tell a joke that offends both them and the imam they sat next to. FAIL.

You buy a PC...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

But got a Mac. Epic Fail.

You tripped over the entrance to a building while the guy behind you did a barrel roll flip over the gate, while the third guy...

 

[BadassEwok]

..gasped and dropped his coffe on your face to go and help the second guy. FAIL
your dog walked into the room and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

peed on your leg. FAIL
You're watching a movie and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The camera explodes and melts the screen. FAIL

You're riding along on your tricycle and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

A rock gets caught in your wheel, making you faceplant. FAIL!
You're rolling a katamari and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You trip on your feet and get yourself rolled in. FAIL!!


You eat a bag of skittle and start spitting out royal rainbows and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

the King of All Cosmos Declares you a royal Failure.
You're getting ready to sit down in a chair and...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

NUKE! EPIC FAIL!
You fail and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

Divide by zero? Epic win?
You successfully change a fail topic to a win topic and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

you get assassinated by a stick figure holding a rock. FAIL


you don your awesome hat and go out for the night and...

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

Barry Mannilow starts crooning love songs to you. FAIL!
You're posting in a fail forum and...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The escapist gets hungry and eats it. FAIL.

You're in a dark room you go to turn on the light and...