The fuck? Why was I sent this?

[Wintermoot]

lots-o spam commercial for free electricity phone subscriptions etc. stuff I,ll only need if I where living on my own and shitloads of youtube friend invites (even from a religious nut that said that President Obama is the antichrist I,m not making this shit up)

 

[gigastrike]

Gillette once sent me a free razor and shaving cream for my 18th birthday when I turned 17. That's about all I got.

 

[The Cheezy One]

a religious nut that said that President Obama is the antichrist I,m not making this shit up

its nuts like that that make the rest of us religious guys look bad

OT: a small african parking ticket whistled to me in topman

Spoiler: sorry, wrong thread

I hope you can tell that this is an elaborate joke relevant to the topic

 

[KaiRai]

I once got a letter saying my recent appearance at a charity function had been noted by my local Liberal Democrat MP, and asked if I would like to join them as part of an election campaign. "Mr Stephenson, we would be glad if you could join the Liberal Democrat election campaign for 2006."

The weird thing? My name isn't Mr Stephenson, I've never been to a charity function, and I just happened to be 15 in 2006. Still no idea who they thought I was. Still pretty confused about it.

 

[Altorin]

I got a 20gb 360 HDD and a copy of NHL 08 in the mail once.. I phoned Microsoft, and they didn't have the proper infrastructure for me to return it to whoever gave it to them (IE, me giving them something, and then giving it to someone different on purpose).. so they told me to keep it.

 

[Tagball]

When I lived in Pennsylvania, my mailman would give me candy.

He was a badass mailman.....

There's a spider's nest in my mailbox currently. Whenever I pick up my Game Informer, I get to say "Hello" to all of the cute little spiders that are the size of my fist.

 

[Wintermoot]

a religious nut that said that President Obama is the antichrist I,m not making this shit up

its nuts like that that make the rest of us religious guys look bad

OT: a small african parking ticket whistled to me in topman

Spoiler: sorry, wrong thread

I hope you can tell that this is an elaborate joke relevant to the topic

I know there are mostly sane religious persons (like my grand parents) but also insane ones (like the onse from the westcoast bapthist church)

 

[AfroTree]

I once recieved the handle to a car door in the mail. True story.

Nice Hen tie

also

nothing of value, but we did get mail from someone who had moved out 10 years ago :S

 

[SalamanderJoe]

I get lingere catalogues occasionaly...obviously not for me...(rolls eyes)

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

I get lingere catalogues occasionaly...obviously not for me...(rolls eyes)

So THATS where my catalogues go..........

OT: We once got sent 50 Tech-decks (the small plastic skateboard toys) sent in the mail. Odlly enough I now skateboard regularly. Advertising conspiracy??

 

[DuplicateValue]

I once got sent a part of a bathroom shower. Had my name and everything on the package. Still no idea why I got it. >.>

Someone's trying to tell you something?

[sub]Take the hint.[/sub]

 

[KaiRai]

When I lived in Pennsylvania, my mailman would give me candy.

I'm guessing he's on a list for that kind of thing now?

 

[blankedboy]

I get lingere catalogues occasionaly...obviously not for me...(rolls eyes)

Sure, sure.

The weirdest thing I've gotten is $3,000,000 US Dollars from the President of Nigeria, it should ship today.

I wonder why I can't access my credit card at the moment...

 

[not_the_dm]

I got some white powder through the mail. Completly forgot about it! I'mma go open it now

Don't sniff it... Just in case...

 

[derdeutschmachine]

With a Project Hate CD I received very christian book. These two things do not belong together at all... trying to save me through the mail.

 

[Clueless Hero]

I once got entered a contest when I was about 8 for a free Naruto headband or something equally stupid. I grew out of Naruto the same year I got into it.

Four years later...

I get a letter in the mail telling me I had won, but I had to resend the letter back to them as confirmation that I still wanted it. I tossed the letter.

 

[Withall]

I got a Geforce 8800 (back when it was a brand new and awesome) that I had neither paid for, nor ordered. It was adressed to me, and the store that sent it never asked about it, so I jammed it into my PC.

Dude. I want your supplier.

 

[Buizel91]

President Bush once sent me a package for a leadership seminar, said I had "outstanding leadership potential." Imagine what that did to my confidence! This guy...

says I have leadership potential!

That turkey is gunna get stuffed...

OT: And i got sent Metro 2033 from Lovefilm.com...

I never ordered it cause the lovefilm people are twat's and should be shot =)