The fuck? Why was I sent this?

[Thundero13]

Not actually in the mail but lately I've been getting a few wierd youtube messages saying something like "Hey man cool video" one person even subscribed to me this is weird because I have never posted a video on youtube.

 

[manaman]

Being a college kid..all i've been getting recently is tons and tons of credit card offers

The best way to stop those is to actually get one, max it out then not pay them anything for a year or two. Works like a charm. Until you want to buy a car that is.

 

[Scarecrow]

I got a DVD I wanted, but they had to send it to me in the mail. So when it got here the strangeist thing happened. They sent me the case, but not the disc.

 

[Blue Musician]

The mails from other people.
Even though their house was just next to me.

 

[Fraught]

I get lingere catalogues occasionaly...obviously not for me...(rolls eyes)

Sure, sure.

The weirdest thing I've gotten is $3,000,000 US Dollars from the President of Nigeria, it should ship today.

I wonder why I can't access my credit card at the moment...

Gotten, as in, in the past? Though it hasn't shipped yet?

That's awesome.

 

[Lizmichi]

I didn't really get it sent to me but someone next door took a piece of my mail I needed for a school project and used it to pick up dog shit he found on his lawn and put it in our mail box. He though our lab was shitting on his lawn.

 

[Kialee]

Gillette once sent me a free razor and shaving cream for my 18th birthday when I turned 17.

Strangely enough, I got someone else's razor and shaving cream.

 

[dthvirus]

Several years ago, I got a giant box addressed to me. Inside?

One telescope tripod.
One telescope body (no lenses inside, it was hollow)
A set of windshield wipers.
A dull hunting knife (inside the telescope body).

It came from one of my uncles in Turkey. My dad was weirded out as hell, so he kept the windshield wipers and tossed the rest out.

 

[Firoth]

I got some white powder through the mail. Completly forgot about it! I'mma go open it now

Don't sniff it... Just in case...

But if he doesn't sniff it, then that means he's afraid. And, if he's afraid, then that means they win!

 

[Haunted Serenity]

A paycheck on my birthday from a job I quit months earlier. It got a good WTF out of me.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Snip

Oh, xkcd, how you fit so many situations.

OT: No, not that I can drag from my increasingly fuzzy memory at least.

 

[superbatranger]

I constantly get mail addressed to Roy Nemel. I have never met anyone by that name, nor did ol' Roy own this house at any point before us.

Same thing happened with me at my parents' house. We always got mail addressed to some lady who never lived there.

 

[The Cheezy One]

I get lingere catalogues occasionaly...obviously not for me...(rolls eyes)

Sure, sure.

The weirdest thing I've gotten is $3,000,000 US Dollars from the President of Nigeria, it should ship today.

I wonder why I can't access my credit card at the moment...

Gotten, as in, in the past? Though it hasn't shipped yet?

That's awesome.

hes refering to those emails you get from fraudsters pretendin to be someone in nigeria who can send you a lot of money if you just confirm your credit card number

 

[Fraught]

I get lingere catalogues occasionaly...obviously not for me...(rolls eyes)

Sure, sure.

The weirdest thing I've gotten is $3,000,000 US Dollars from the President of Nigeria, it should ship today.

I wonder why I can't access my credit card at the moment...

Gotten, as in, in the past? Though it hasn't shipped yet?

That's awesome.

hes refering to those emails you get from fraudsters pretendin to be someone in nigeria who can send you a lot of money if you just confirm your credit card number

...

I know what he's referring to, that wasn't the point of my post.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

I got some white powder through the mail. Completly forgot about it! I'mma go open it now

How did you know it was white powder when you didn't open it?

 

[Queen Michael]

When I worked as an ad delivery guy there were different ad bundles to deliver to different kinds of homes. Well, I say "different"... They were mostly the same, but if you lived in an apartment you didn't get the advertisement for carpentry tools that I delivered to those living in a house of their own. But nobody noticed if you followed the rules, so I just said "blow this for a lark" and gave the ads to whomever. Nobody ever complained. So if you ever have received an advertisement in your mailbox, and it was an ad that made you wonder why in the world they'd send something like that to you, I might be responsible.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

A letter asking me whether or not my balls were swollen. Apparently from Natwest.

Calumon: A Coconut.

 

[AvsJoe]

I got a sample box of Quaker Oats Corn Bran cereal about 7 years ago. It was very tasty and I have been buying boxes of it on occasion ever since. Though it still isn't as good as Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reece's Puffs, French Toast Crunch, Golden Grahams, Honey Nut Cheerios...

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

President Bush once sent me a package for a leadership seminar, said I had "outstanding leadership potential." Imagine what that did to my confidence! This guy...

says I have leadership potential!

They send those things out to everyone in high school with grades in the A-B range. I got so many of those...