The fuck? Why was I sent this?

[k3v1n]

well, not that it was sent, but while leaving the garbage I found a Copy of Too Human and Mass Effect with the plastic envelope and all, though they were in italian, so I gave Mass Effect to an italian good friend of mine and kept Too Human(which, FYI wasn't as shit as I thought). I also found in the same garbage bin 4 cds to install Mac OS(Leopard) 3 broken copies of a Madden game(not sure which year, can't remember) and a really old external hard drive, and cables, lots and lots of cables.

 

[Mr. Gency]

I never receved weird shit in the mail, yet. But, my dad gets mail addressed to my grandpa. The same one who's been dead for years!

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Every year around late march I get letters from these psychopaths called "The IRS" or something that claim I owe them an unreasonably large amount of money. I should probably report their organization to the government.

 

[The Cheezy One]

hes refering to those emails you get from fraudsters pretendin to be someone in nigeria who can send you a lot of money if you just confirm your credit card number

...

I know what he's referring to, that wasn't the point of my post.

ah right i see now sorry

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

Too many weird groups on facebook (peniscopter to name one)
and
i often get emails/skype conversations asking me if i want to buy male growth hormones, umm thanks for making me feel insucure mate :c

 

[Willsor]

I got an ecological shower head and a guide to the Isle of Wight once. Although, I think that was because some evil company passed on my home address to advertisers :/

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

We received this in the post once:

 

[dorkette1990]

a really pretty necklace, addressed to no one, but handlettered to my address with a return addy from across the country. It's now hanging on the pirate flag mounted in my living room (it's his booty, y'know)

 

[Vilcus]

No, never. I have been getting phone calls asking for someone who doesn't live in my house. My father and I have told them multiple times that they don't live here, but they keep calling. They stopped recently, but it was annoying.

 

[Audio]

Anyone else get weird ass stuff in the mail for no reasonable explanation.

A G-string from a female friend of mine...
We played together online and when a little plans of mine failed i'd say ..."oh pants" to be funny. She took it to the next level and sent me hers.
She thought it was hilarious.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

When I lived in Pennsylvania, my mailman would give me candy.

He was a badass mailman.....

There's a spider's nest in my mailbox currently. Whenever I pick up my Game Informer, I get to say "Hello" to all of the cute little spiders that are the size of my fist.

Use Raid on those motherfuckers.

And join this group right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Aardvarks-Anonymous]

Anyway, I used to get someone else's Netflix in the mail. They had horrible taste in movies.

 

[Mukil]

I got some white powder through the mail. Completly forgot about it! I'mma go open it now

How did you know it was white powder when you didn't open it?

Touche my friend...
The letter had an address window, I peered through that to see some white powder =)

 

[no oneder]

Not really a mail story, but a couple years back my first Halloween candy was a doorknob... some guy gave me a doorknob

I've also gotten doorknobs as Halloween candy. Three in fact. So fear not, you're not alone.

I once got an Icee cup, empty, from a guy from Florida, who apparently knew me.