The fuck? Why was I sent this?

[ecoho]

i once got sent a paycheck adressed to me for a job i never did took 3 mounths to straighten out what happend.

 

[Thaius]

I once got an email advertising penis enlargement. On my AOL kids account. I was like 12, never been to a porn site, and the very nature of my email account supported the fact that I was underage. Still have no idea where that came from.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I was once sent a game.

which game?

I dunno.

the disk had crazy japanese on it.

and didnt work.

 

[Irridium]

I got a giant bucket of cookie dough once. It was amazing.

I also got a few pieces of male saying my credit card expires. Which is weird since I don't even have a credit card.

 

[PacRatFilms]

Just recently I was sent the Avenged Sevenfold 'Nightmare' album, which I had pre-ordered, 3 days before it came out in stores. Apparently someone messed up at some factory and a couple thousand people got it early. It's a great album too.

 

[Oh That Dude]

I got a giant bucket of cookie dough once. It was amazing.

I also got a few pieces of male saying my credit card expires. Which is weird since I don't even have a credit card.

Well you see it's expired.

 

[Stormz]

I once recieved the handle to a car door in the mail. True story.

Nice avatar

Is it sad that I know what it means and what site it came from?

You people get awesome stuff it seems.

I got a Geforce 8800 (back when it was a brand new and awesome) that I had neither paid for, nor ordered. It was adressed to me, and the store that sent it never asked about it, so I jammed it into my PC.

You lucky bastard. I can only imagine what it felt like to get that for free. To bad for the dude that never got his graphics card though.

I got a 20gb 360 HDD and a copy of NHL 08 in the mail once.. I phoned Microsoft, and they didn't have the proper infrastructure for me to return it to whoever gave it to them (IE, me giving them something, and then giving it to someone different on purpose).. so they told me to keep it.

Why don't I ever get awesome stuff like this in the mail???

 

[LightOfDarkness]

I was sent a gaming computer in the mail. I took off the cover, took a brief look, and realized it was worth near $10,000. It was the one at the back of the PC Gamer 365 free games special thing, sans the paintjob.

 

[imnot]

i got a dead hmeless person through the post once...
hapy time's.
we always get the post for some guy that lives a few streets away.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

When I lived in Pennsylvania, my mailman would give me candy.

He was a badass mailman.....

"Mr Tagball, could you please show where he touched you using the doll." Seriously though, that sounds more than a little perverse. (Although I'm sure it was lovely.)
On topic, I once got a PS3. See, I sent my old one in for a repair, and they sent me my fixed PS3, as well as a completely new 120 GB one. When I rang them up, they told me that someone had ordered a Slim to be sent to my address. I didn't have to pay, so I was in no mood to argue.

 

[Tagball]

"Mr Tagball, could you please show where he touched you using the doll." Seriously though, that sounds more than a little perverse. (Although I'm sure it was lovely.)
On topic, I once got a PS3. See, I sent my old one in for a repair, and they sent me my fixed PS3, as well as a completely new 120 GB one. When I rang them up, they told me that someone had ordered a Slim to be sent to my address. I didn't have to pay, so I was in no mood to argue.

Hey...he was a very nice man....until that one time.....whoo, boy. I'd rather not think about it(Just Kidding).

My Mom would would freak out about the whole candy thing. I was a little kid, so I didn't understand why.

Now..I know the cold, hard truth.

If you can't trust your mailman, who can you trust?

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I was sent a whole 5 years worth of packeted mints. (not sure which kind but they were nice). I say 5 years worth but I'm not sure exactly how many however that's how long it took my family of 5 to get through them all.

 

[Benmonkey7]

I got some white powder through the mail. Completly forgot about it! I'mma go open it now

Don't sniff it... Just in case...

Why not? It's just sugar. It smells really good, I got some too and I smelled it and- *cough* Excuse me, I'm not feeling so well right now. *cough cough*

OT: Nope, I have never gotten anything unusual in the mail. Which kinda sucks cause so many people here got sweet stuff.

I got a Geforce 8800 (back when it was a brand new and awesome) that I had neither paid for, nor ordered. It was adressed to me, and the store that sent it never asked about it, so I jammed it into my PC.

I'm looking at you, Gardenia!

 

[Gardenia]

You lucky bastard. I can only imagine what it felt like to get that for free. To bad for the dude that never got his graphics card though.

He probably did. The store I got it from is known for its excellent customer service. (They replaced my friend's Coke-soaked motherboard once, free of charge. They even paid for shipping.)

Dude. I want your supplier.

You lucky SOB!!!
I never got sent anything cool, but this german game show once called me. Seems like he got the wrong number when entering his phone joker.

Loads of jealous types in today
Anyway, it broke down after about 18 months, and it's not like I could send it back in and make them send me a new one.
Still awesome though.

 

[Sacman]

I got a copy of Cast Away on vhs I still don't know why I got it but it was a damn good movie...

 

[Actual]

I got some white powder through the mail. Completly forgot about it! I'mma go open it now

Shove that shit up your nose! I'm certain it's coke and not poisonous at all.

 

[ctrl]

when i was twelve i got mail from my bank saying they put me as overdrawn which was weird in 2 ways:
1st i was too young to have a credit card (i had a debit card)
2nd they couldnt of put me overdrawn as it was in the contract i was too young

 

[swolf]

Not really a mail story but I found a copy of "Left 4 Dead" stuck in the fence post of a park...umm, do y'all think that might have been a crime scene clue or something? I never tried it because it's for PC (and this one is likely too outdated to play it) *puts disc in comp*...wow, this game has a weird intro...O..M..G!!!

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

I got sent over 200 designer cuff-links worth over £50 each!!! unfortunately the fed ex came and resolved the matter before i could open my Ebay account!