The gauntlet's been thrown, choose your weapon!

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flaming_squirrel

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Poleaxe, very versatile.

klakkat said:
Terminator Armor + Power Fist seems pretty practical to me. Shit, I wouldn't be caught on the same planet as an enemy wearing that unless I had me a Titan. *Stomp* *squish goes the power-armor!*
Well there's one slight flaw in that plan, terminator armour is actually more rigid then the compressed ground it's on, so all you'd do is press him into the earth (there was a short story somewhere with a terminator getting stepped on by a titan).
 

Ocelano

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Referaa "person A you have been challenged to a duel by person b as the challenged you may pick your weapon Pistol or sword"

Person A "A swrod is the only true weapon for a gentleman"

Referee "Person A chooses the sword therefore person B get's the pistol commence on the tenth count 10....9....8...7...6...5...4..."

Person A" wait a minute something's worng here"


Referee "3...2...1..."

Bang

Person a "Arggghhhhhhhhh"(dies in a pool Of blood)

Sorry I know it's off topic but your thread just reminded me of this scene from a bit of fry and laurie
 

Omegatronacles

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Coldfreeze said:
I choose a zweihander, In my country (Holland) we have a hero named Pier Gerlofs Donia or aka Grutte pier wich stands for big worm and well his name was pier. he was 2 meters 15 long and could hold two zweihander (swords wich are so big you need two hands to hold him) one in both hand. Both swords were as long as himself and there weight was 6.6 kilo grams. I choos the zweihander because i'm about 15 centimeters shorter as him and im pretty strong too i can lift 60 kilograms with one hand. So who is ready to fight? BRING IT ON!
I'd take you on.

I'd use two Kodachi. Good luck getting through my defense. Assuming you can swing a greatsword fast enough to hit me in the first place.

Also, although Piers Gerlofs Donia may have been strong enough to hold one greatsword in each hand, there is no official record of him wielding 2 at once. He is recorded beheading multiple people in one swing with them though. Which is more impressive in my book.
 

Omegatronacles

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BloodyThoughts said:
I would choose a flailing weapon. Like this, only duel wield.

You would attempt to dual wield a chainscythe?

And after you had bashed your own head in, what would be your next move?
 

Dedtoo

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_Largest_Axe

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...Orrrr a hatchet, a shortsword or a flail + shield.
 

Dedtoo

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Yokai said:
I choose the Falx, a large, two-handed sword wielded by Dacian tribesmen during the period of Roman expansion. Its edge is on the inward curve to give the point more striking power, and looks generally badass.
Impractically, I would choose Terminator armor with a power fist and assault cannon.
How could i forget the power fist?
(dual wield plz)
 

CouchCommando

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Tower Shield and war Axe, With a thin bladed foot long dagger as a fail safe preferred if i'm against an heavily armored opponent, Just believe in working to my strengths, I'm fairly bulky but have good strength and speed, carrying the extra burden of the tower shield would be more than countered by the additional protection such a device would avail me, and as for thinking I can wield two swords at once effectively I'm not that deluded as I have no experience what so ever in sword craft. So leave the swords to the pros and use what meagre skills I can employ from rugby, cricket and pottering around the property cutting timber and kindling.
 

Absimilliard

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I previously wrote short spear or longsword, but of course, if I get a spiked tower shield for protection (and ramming), it hardly matters what weapon I have besides. Though spear might be the best for combos.
 

acebrainbuster

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i predicte mine will be a mythical duel so i say i will have a sword half my size but double my weight that i found questing for sometime and can easily use 2 or 1 handed
 

Ultrajoe

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Created in 3D for me by a friend I see far too little of lately. For his act of rendering my Chaingun Chaingun into the realm of geeky perfection, I owe him a great debt.

Gentlemen, I give you the Dominator. Ender of realms, claimer of souls, kicker of many asses. Banhammer, eat your heart out.