I will warn you though that if she ever sees this thread you may get a kick. In the crotch area.
The Girl Next Row.
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don't get the fear. i have the fear and it's no fun. try to be confident...and yes i know i'm a hypocrite for saying this
Fortunately for me, I've long become used to conversing with girls, so such things don't really bother me anymore... even if they overly expose themselves.
Don't ask why, but I need to say this: THANK YOU for sharing that. thank you, thank you.EnzoHonda said:
That's a little difficult to do, especially for males. Breasts are amazing, although once they reach a certain size they're really more of a pain in the ass than anything else.Demented Teddy said:
-is female. Has breasts-
As for the girl: don't be a douche, first and foremost.
Beware of the friend zone. Most guys fall into it and never manage to get out of it. Just be friendly, be yourself, and see how it goes.
Hey man, I'm a christian too (okay, a lapsed catholic) and believe me, God made 'em that way for a reason. Her flexing like that is the same thing as, say, a dog doing the little bow or a peacock spreading its tail.
You're supposed to stare.
Then you talk to them, laugh with them, and invite them out for coffee.
Then dinner and a movie.
The next time you do something different, say a museum or a concert.
The rest is academic.
Your religion isn't a wall, or a crutch, it's a source of strength. Keep it in the back of your mind, but don't go thinking God didn't mean for you to have erections. If that was supposed to be the case we'd reproduce like flowers or fish. Getting horny is just part of our programming as a species.
Oh, and be prepared for her to be any number of different things in any combination. She could be Jewish, she could be a cat person. She could be an episcopal priest. She could also be married.
You'll only find out by talking to her.
So talk to her.
You're supposed to stare.
Then you talk to them, laugh with them, and invite them out for coffee.
Then dinner and a movie.
The next time you do something different, say a museum or a concert.
The rest is academic.
Your religion isn't a wall, or a crutch, it's a source of strength. Keep it in the back of your mind, but don't go thinking God didn't mean for you to have erections. If that was supposed to be the case we'd reproduce like flowers or fish. Getting horny is just part of our programming as a species.
Oh, and be prepared for her to be any number of different things in any combination. She could be Jewish, she could be a cat person. She could be an episcopal priest. She could also be married.
You'll only find out by talking to her.
So talk to her.
It's natural to think of women and their physical features. Thinking of women like that is in no way a sin, unless your thoughts are of bad intentions. I may not be a devoted christian, but I do know some things about Christianity and it's belief since I'm a christian myself. Remember, we were given sin thanks to Adam and Eve disobeying the rule to not eat the apple from the tree of knowledge. In a way though, sin is both curse and a blessing; having sin means we have choices. I'm gonna stop now since this is getting off topic lolOssian said:
but please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not sure if what I said was right.
Welcome to my world, kid. The woman I like doesn't even live in my country (and no, not a lame reference to a celebrity)
At any rate, just try to be yourself, and as nice as you possibly can. It's worked for me, especially when trying to be someone I'm not has failed me in the past. So, yeah, you're you, and if she doesn't like you, there's little you can do to fix that. There is a lot you can do to fix a broken heart, if it came to that, but that's due for another day, I believe.
At any rate, just try to be yourself, and as nice as you possibly can. It's worked for me, especially when trying to be someone I'm not has failed me in the past. So, yeah, you're you, and if she doesn't like you, there's little you can do to fix that. There is a lot you can do to fix a broken heart, if it came to that, but that's due for another day, I believe.
Make sure she's not just physically pleasant though. I once liked a girl who was really good looking and seemed nice but turned out to be a *****.Ossian said:
That's the hardest, even on casual subjects.Ossian said:
I am in your particular spot right now, but in stead of tall dark and shy, I'm short, not very sportsy and shy.
I had 2 classes with her, but didn't notice her til the second half of the 2nd semester (Whatever you call it...). She didn't stretch her jubblies though, she laughed. Ever heared those little silver bells ring? Not cheap metal, real silver? Sounded kind of like that...
But I wander...
Tips: See if you got ANYTHING in common, seriously, anything. A common friend, a common hobby, just keep the conversation going. Basically: Make sure she notices you. The rest is up to Cupid.
wait, there are other kinds? ;DTonimata said:
for not going completely off topic, here my two cents at the tthread creator: don't let your christian believe handicap you in any way. if god would not have wanted boys and girls to love each other (physical or otherwise), he woulnd't have made it so damn beautiful. so just go ahead, be yourself and do what you both feel like, don't back out of anything or feel bad for ANY feelings because you think it's the "christian" thing to do.
Only if she wears a t-shirt with the words "I'm up here." across her boobs with an arrow pointing up. "Yes, they're real." is also acceptable.Ossian said:
I know it's tough, man, but you have to grit your teeth and try, otherwise Kamina's gonna show up and belt you one.
Oh, and as for being car-less? Two things:
A) If she has a car, and digs you, then there's no problem.
B) Save your pennies and buy a used car. Like $1000 will get you a used VW or something. It's not the car, it's the man, man.
Nope.
Never had an experience like that.
I fucking hate almost the girls in my school and could not care how "hot" they are.
Never had an experience like that.
I fucking hate almost the girls in my school and could not care how "hot" they are.