The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not changing his avatar.

[sup]Yeah, I'm being lazy, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
@Empireth: I have never watched any form of The Wizard of Oz.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for never having watched any version of Oz.

[sup]You kind of have to. It's required for all human beings.
Go watch Tin Man. That was a good one.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for stealing my exact sentence.

[sup]C'mon! You're missing one of the most well-known children's movies ever. Though, I have to admit it's a little cheesy and annoying once you get older...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for McNinja'd me.

[sup]@Empireth: I cannot be bothered. I may have watched at pre-school but feel asleep or something wacky.[/sup]

[sup]@Goat: Nothing. I just couldn't come up with anything.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for never being bothered.

[sup]You lazy, lazy man.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being ninja'd at least twice now.

[sup]@Sas: I'm telling you: Tin Man.
I never really liked the original, but I did enjoy Tin Man.
Then again, I like crappy B-rated sci-fi...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming I am human.

[sup]Foolish mortal...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having swollen and goat in his name, thus tipping us off to the fact that he is an overweight farm animal.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a definitive big bone.

[sup]Athank you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making the second innuendo of the evening.
...for copying me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not admitting the ninja.

[sup]ADMIT IT!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making demands.

[sup]Hey, I have the monocle here! That means I'M in charge![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking he is in charge here.

[sup]The Matrix commands all![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not obeying the power of the monocle.

[sup]Convert or fall forever![/sup]