The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for mumbling excuses at a security guard while trying to get into a fancypants party!

 

[Extravaganza]

What is this thread and why is it so long..?

 

[Lambi]

For not playing the game!

 

[reg42]

For not checking the first post
EDIT: For being a ninja

 

[Neonbob]

...for making up such a ridiculous statement that even joe flinched.

 

[Lambi]

For smurfing around!

 

[reg42]

For having an avatar which continues to puzzle me

 

[Lambi]

For "They're munching on a cookie in the shape of a bird."

 

[Neonbob]

...for releasing control of your outer shell.

 

[reg42]

For not having an outer shell

 

[Lambi]

For ridiculous claims to homeless people!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

For beating the Homeless people!

 

[reg42]

For grossly underestimating the amount of cheese in this can I call life

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting fifteen people in a bucket!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For grossly underestimating the amount of cheese I just ate.
[sup]Really.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for shoving your hands all over tat poor lady.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sliding into pink mud.

 

[Lambi]

For eating that child! Without the appropriet spices!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For always needing spices.
[sup]I prepared it as a soup, with lava instead of water.[/sup]