The 'I would rather..' game.

[Disaster Button]

I'd rather tear your head off, shove it in my cannon, and bazuka it back at the rest of your unworthy body.

I want to serenade you.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather date a bloodthirsty Daemon.

I want to reconcile the violence in your heart, and recognize your beauty's not just a mask.
Cookie for reference =)

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd rather imaple myself with a burning knife made of hatred than let you anywhere near my mask.
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuse

I want to eat that cookie now.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather be tortured than give you the cookie.
[sub]You can has.[/sub]

I'd like to bake a dozen trays of cookies for you.

 

[Birras]

I would rather eat the trays and then hang myself using my own aorta.

I'd like to take you to MAGfest.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather drink Saxton Hale's Jarate.

I want to bake a cake for everyone on Earth.

 

[TheStickman]

I'd rather you bake a cake for every individual person on Earth.

I would you to go mountain biking with me.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather go quad biking than mountain biking.


I want you to wear this dress.

 

[prinxess]

I'd rather make love to a cactus.

I want to hold your hand.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd rather drink hot candle wax, through my nose.


Would you like to visit my pet rock?

 

[prinxess]

I'd rather squeeze lemon juice into an open wound.

How about me and you go shopping?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather face the Spanish Inquisition.

Who wants a free cheesecake?

 

[prinxess]

I would rather pay for a cheesecake.

Let's go play some COD.

 

[TheStickman]

I'd rather play Medal of Honor.

I'd like to join a cult with you.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather meet Pedobear in The Sleazy Back Alley.

I want to invite you out to my second-floor balcony. The view is amazing, but more importantly, I have a hot-tub.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I'd rather be on my second-floor balcony. The view is even more amazing, but most importantly, I have a hot tub filled with beautiful women.

I want you to give me a Roman Candle.

 

[TheStickman]

I'd rather give you a stick of dynamite.

I want to play chess with you.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd rather be incinerated.

I would like to give you a massage.