The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[Cazza]

L4D2 Tank

I don't think this is going to work.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Well, considering the last game I played was Fruit Ninja... I guess I'd be impressing women with a strawberry.

If that doesn't count, I'd be bringing along some orc mook that my Demonspawn Monk bludgeoned to death before being killed by one of my previous characters' ghosts. I'm not sure I'd want to bring him along, because I suspect he'd attempt to murder everyone who tries to enter the bar. I find that when I'm cracking down on coursework, I only waste my time with casual iPhone games or hardcore roguelikes.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I'm sure the bassist for The Clash at Demonhead gets all sorts of... well, demonhead.

I feel like Todd Ingram would be a little too impressive to have as a wingman. Not only is he a vegan psychic (I'm still working on the psychic bit), but he actually knows how to play bass. You just can't compete with that.

 

[Quazimofo]

You know, I don't think many girls are going to go for an Enclave Soldier in Tesla Armor.

im in the same boat. the helmet i think is really whats offputting. well at least its better than a ghoul ya know?

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

So, the final boss from the New Splatterhouse......


hey ladies wanna see my "elder god"

*wink*

 

[Mr Godfrey]

A Fiend... Great. He'll probably get fucked up on Psycho and rip the girls/guy's respective heads off while firing a Laser RCW in the air, screaming incoherently about flying robots and Khans... Well... It'll be a cool story I guess.

 

[Tdc2182]

An NVA soldier?

Interesting conversation piece I suppose, but I was kinda hoping we'd talk about me.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

So Ragnoros from Wow wants be my wingman?
Damn, ladies love the elemental lords.
I'll be c-blocked all night.

 

[Brainsaw]

Oh Lord. the last villain I killed.......how am I supposed to pick up chicks with Saurfang the Younger?! Sure he's ripped but I'm sure no lass wants to be tapped by an animated corpse. Could be worse. Could have been Lord Marrowgar who'd get arrest for trying to show the ladies his bone spike.

 

[Brainsaw]

Taboo from SSBB? Um... not sure how that's going to work.

I dunno. Might accuse you of stringing them along.

 

[Crashage]

One of the Taken from Alan Wake. That's going to be great fun for everybody.

 

[CleverCover]

Um...it's either a Lotus Assassin in Jade Empire or some noob in Halo:Reach.

Because if I killed someone in Halo:Reach then I was either very lucky or he was just that bad.

Either way, I sense I'm not getting a date that night. The Assassin would scare everyone off with his sickly skin, constant scowl, and threats to impale people with a sword. The Halo person...I'm not sure actually. I'm still worried though.

 

[RandomWords]

Last thing I killed was an innocent civilian in Assassin's Creed, he probably smells terrible so that may be a problem.

 

[Evilsanta]

Well i dont know if this is good or bad...But the angel Joy from Bayonetta.

As long as Bayonetta not shows up il be fine.

 

[robb4rock6]

deathclaw wingman ALLRIGHT!

 

[Finnboghi]

The girls will be in for a surprise when they get my buddy in the bed.

Especially at the climax.

kksssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhh

 

[FriedRicer]

(Potential date pulls out taser)''NO I WILL NOT DATE YOU!''....Big Daddy whirls drill arm(Date Begins and end with a 'happy' ending)

 

[Brad Shepard]

Ok, comeon Rapadash, lets go pick up my girlfriend, im out of gas.