The man wo turned whatever he touched into...

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

 

[UAProxy]

Ice. Let my enemies melt into nothing..

 

[Arcyde]

I would make it so everything I touched turns to jellyfish.

 

[Contun]

I wish to turn whatever I touched whatever I what it to be...

Oh Snaps! There's a bomb, and it's about to aspload!
What's that? A bomb you say? All I see is a cake! SHIZAM!
Here Timmy, enjoy the cake!

A murderer is charging me with a massive chainsaw! What to do what t-RED LICORICE!
*Contun then round house kicks the murderer causing him to instantly explode into a neat pile of orange jellybeans*

Orange has always been my favorite color!

 

[Pm0n3y]

I would choose to have everything I touch turn into what it already is.

Ha!

How do you "wo turn"??

The man "wo turned"? What does that mean?

Oh come on. We all know what he meant to say.

Time paradox?

OT: i would just reenact the skittles commercial.
(i case you don't know what i'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY)

 

[Random Argument Man]

A sexier version of the object/person or animals.

Goodbye standards of society.

 

[martin's a madman]

-Snip

I think that touching yourself wouldn't do anything because your skin is always touching another bit of skin. Therefore, no difference. (Don't make a masturbation joke about it).

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Whatever I want. If I want to turn my dad into stone then turn the grass into chocolate I BETTER BE ABLE TO.

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

No, you'd get a food product suddenly turned into a human being. It's mind would be empty. It'd also probably be dead in the case of meat products.

Logic doesn't apply to magic!!!!

I would choose for everything I touched to turn into a fully sentient pretty girl.

I can see absolutely no downside to this.

 

[whycantibelinus]

Skittles.

Oh. Or was I not supposed to bring up that commercial?

That commercial was awesome.

"How do you think I feel when I can't hold my newborn baby son?"

Genius.

 

[SultanP]

Define touch. Is it just with your hands or is it whenever something comes into contact with you? In case of the latter every molecule of air you breathe would turn into whatever, so would the air around you, and the water you try to drink. You'd be pretty screwed picking anything other than things becoming what they already are.

 

[Internet Kraken]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

No, you'd get a food product suddenly turned into a human being. It's mind would be empty. It'd also probably be dead in the case of meat products.

Logic doesn't apply to magic!!!!

I would choose for everything I touched to turn into a fully sentient pretty girl.

I can see absolutely no downside to this.

She wouldn't love you. Also this means that all the atoms, germs, and everything else you come in contact with are turned into women. The clothes on your skin would be women. The food that they may try to feed you would become women. Everything would be women. Enjoy your end of the world unless you kill yourself. Also they wouldn't love you.

You're trying to bring logic into a situation that defies logic.

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

No, you'd get a food product suddenly turned into a human being. It's mind would be empty. It'd also probably be dead in the case of meat products.

Logic doesn't apply to magic!!!!

I would choose for everything I touched to turn into a fully sentient pretty girl.

I can see absolutely no downside to this.

This means that all the atoms, germs, and everything else you come in contact with are turned into women. The clothes on your skin would be women. The food that they may try to feed you would become women. Everything would be women. Enjoy your end of the world unless you kill yourself. Also they wouldn't love you.

Who says they wouldn't like me? At the very least they would find think of me as a friend

Also, this "everything turns into X including food and germs and atoms" can be applied to every possible answer and kinda ruins the fun of the thread.

Sorry everyone, none of your responses are valid, you would turn the air into X and die. Is that really the rules we are playing by?

 

[Necrofudge]

Leather. That way I could just wear gloves that don't solidify and wear them for the rest of my life. I could also start up a business out of it that PETA wouldn't spit on. Then again, who cares what PETA thinks.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Skittles.

Oh. Or was I not supposed to bring up that commercial?

See! Companies are taking control of you on the subliminal level! It's the satilites!

*Grabs his tinfoil helmet and cowers under his desk*

 

[Zedzero]

A Playboy Hottie, HA! Ugly wife BAM! Not any more