We all have awkward moments with our parents whether its a family night sat around the TV watching a movie and a sex scene comes on or simply being in a bad place at a bad time. So lets keep this simple, whats your most awkward moment with your parents you've ever had?
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The first time my parents discovered porn in the vicinity of my laptop was the single most intense and awkward moment of my life. The second time my exact words were 'I'm a teenager, deal with it"
I was taking a shower one morning and no one is home but my dad and I. My dad goes out to cut the grass while I was taking a shower. He then locked himself outside and when I got out of the shower I heard him knocking on the front door. Wehn I let him in and we have this conversation.
"Thanks Jeff"
"What happened here dad"
"Well I locked myself outside and I was stuck outside"
"Wow nice dad"
"Hey why didn't you hear me when you were in the shower"
"Why"
"I was banging on the window to the bathroom trying to get your attention"
"Wait does that mean......"
"Yes...."
*mumbles something and walks away*
True story
"Thanks Jeff"
"What happened here dad"
"Well I locked myself outside and I was stuck outside"
"Wow nice dad"
"Hey why didn't you hear me when you were in the shower"
"Why"
"I was banging on the window to the bathroom trying to get your attention"
"Wait does that mean......"
"Yes...."
*mumbles something and walks away*
True story
When I was in second grade, my mother took out a movie from the library called Body Heat. I did not want to watch it, yet she promised me it was supposed to be really good.
The movie is about an affair during a heat wave and is filled with a copious amount of nudity and sex scenes, which I buried my head during all of. I just wanted the movie to be over with due to the extremely uncomfortable nature of it all.
After the movie, my mum and I were at the kitchen table where she blurts out, "You see Ben, never get involved with a woman strictly for sex." I nearly died. My parents and I never talked about sex at that point and I wanted to act like we never saw that movie together and it would all go away. While the moral she was trying to instill in me was solid, I don't think it was age appropriate.
The movie is about an affair during a heat wave and is filled with a copious amount of nudity and sex scenes, which I buried my head during all of. I just wanted the movie to be over with due to the extremely uncomfortable nature of it all.
After the movie, my mum and I were at the kitchen table where she blurts out, "You see Ben, never get involved with a woman strictly for sex." I nearly died. My parents and I never talked about sex at that point and I wanted to act like we never saw that movie together and it would all go away. While the moral she was trying to instill in me was solid, I don't think it was age appropriate.
I've never had an awkward moment per se with my parents... but I've had an awkward moment with another's parents...
Having my mother hand me a leaflet on sexual health was a quite awkard especially since this leaflet seemed to focus onthe back door variety. I'm not sure what if anything she was implying with that.
After my girlfriend left one night, my mom and dad pulled me aside in my room.
"Son, we've noticed that the sheets in your room are all messed up. We aren't assuming that you've done anything with your girlfriend, but to your mother that's really embarrassing to see. Always remember to make your bed, okay?"
There was another time that I came home from school and found a 25 pack of condoms on my desk. I guess condoms do cost a fair bit, so thanks mom?
"Son, we've noticed that the sheets in your room are all messed up. We aren't assuming that you've done anything with your girlfriend, but to your mother that's really embarrassing to see. Always remember to make your bed, okay?"
There was another time that I came home from school and found a 25 pack of condoms on my desk. I guess condoms do cost a fair bit, so thanks mom?
My mum walking in on me in bed with a lass. Normally wouldn't be too bad but my tongue was in a place a mother shouldn't see her sons tongue at.
And one awkward moment with one of our own children.
Our 11 year old comes home from school, tells my wife she's been talking to some of her friends and has a question. My wife says "what is it princess" and our daughter looks up with eyes full of wonder and a face so adorable and says "do you spit or swallow"....
I chocked on my coffee and my wife went as white as a ghost. None of us could answer and both stuttered for about 5 minutes until we found a way to change the subject.
And one awkward moment with one of our own children.
Our 11 year old comes home from school, tells my wife she's been talking to some of her friends and has a question. My wife says "what is it princess" and our daughter looks up with eyes full of wonder and a face so adorable and says "do you spit or swallow"....
I chocked on my coffee and my wife went as white as a ghost. None of us could answer and both stuttered for about 5 minutes until we found a way to change the subject.
Tell a lie, my old man actually found my porn once... though he just looked at me knowingly and said 'Make sure your mother doesn't find out' and left it that. No real awkwardness there, though, and coming from such a prude as my old man, it was oddly surprising how little he cared.
Morning after...
State of undress...
Do the maths. The actual 'awkward' part is rather superfluous given the above (as her parents are very laid-back to say the least).
Member of opposite sex...6unn3r said:
Morning after...
State of undress...
Do the maths. The actual 'awkward' part is rather superfluous given the above (as her parents are very laid-back to say the least).