I laughed quite a bit at the second one. Just, wow...CarpathianMuffin said:"What part of China is Japan in?"
Second favorite would be "What's sodomy?"
Never again will there be context for yelling out "IT'S BUTT SEX!" in a class.
At first glance I thought that said 'scientology class' and I was like, wait what? It's still quite funny though.Mr Companion said:Student in my Sociology class points to a picture of Stalin and says "Is that Hitler?"
Fuckin A plus. I mean, this is not bloody primary school, this is a collage sociology class!
OT: A few years back, a classmate of mine was boldfacedly claiming to my face that it's bad to be smart, and he spoke the immortal line, parenthetical remarks added, "Someday I'll be a professional athlete making a million dollars a year and you'll be some smart person (apparently used here as an insult) making two dollars a year (never mind that the odds of becoming a professional sports player is about 46 thousandths of a percent)."