The Most Horrific Pain of Your Life

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desfaber

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Kidney stones. Hurt more than I could express, until they shot me full of morphine. Then it still really, really hurt, but I was kind of jolly about the whole thing.

My sister has me beat, she got kidney stones while she was 8 months pregnant and my unborn nephew kept kicking her stones FROM INSIDE - of course, they couldn't give her morphine, so she just had to put up with it...
 

FamoFunk

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Nurb said:
FamoFunk said:
Giving birth.


I win.
/thread
You went without drugs?
Indeed. I had a water birth so would of only been aloud gas and hair, alas, I didn't want anything taking control off me so didn't have it.
 

MetaKnight19

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Being hit in the eye with a 9-iron golf club was really something else, they thought I was going to lose my eye and that I might need brain surgery. I still have the scar although it isn't really noticeable.

The other time, maybe not quite as painful but close, was when I had a seizure and almost bit my tongue in half. I seem to remember quite a bit of blood coming out of my mouth and couldn't talk for nearly two days.
 

joshthor

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either me ripping my leg open when i was 7: i was hanging upside down on a fence...cause... well... i was a dumbass, anyway, i fell down and i sliced my leg open on a sharp peice of metal; or when i was 15 i was playing leap frog and i landed on a hill and dislocated my knee really freaking bad. found out i have lax ligaments. second time didnt hurt so much.
 
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The Great Googly said:
In the Marines i was put into a Riot Training exercise.

The very last thing they did was train us in the use of Military grade OC spray. Watch this video. Im not in it but did EXACTLY the same stuff these guys did.


The pain literally lasts for hours. Its like getting your eyes gauged out with a million needles. Military grade OC spray is pepper spray but at 18% concentration which makes it as strong as Bear Mace but it lasts even longer.
You win the thread.

Do they make all Marines go through that coarse, or do you choose it?
 

botobeno

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believer258 said:
I don't know, a guy getting his nuts tangled up must be a nigh-unheard of level of pain...

Of course every woman will deny there being a worse pain, fine, but getting your nuts in a wad, for hours on end? I'd much rather lose a limb or get stabbed or sliced or something, anything is preferable to getting your nuts tangled.

Also, I'm not being sexist, but I've heard a lot of women downplay the pain of getting hit in the nuts, it really pisses me off because you feel it through your WHOLE body.
The comparison is fairly pointless since nobody can experience both to compare. You could measure pain response thingies in the nerves and brains and the like but there is argument over how much equals to how much pain in each gender. Last thing i heard pain limit thingie was lower in most females then in most males, which means they get more pain more easily but when giving birth they get a sort of higher pain resist level. This would indicate that giving birth does hurt alot, since it has a mechanism to counter the pain hardcoded into the body. Nevertheless, having your nuts tangles is no fun either. You could compare different things too. Giving birth is something that ends and supposedly goes easier with every new kid. Supposedly. I'm not an expert. It can be over quickly or it can last hours. On a sidenote, if you get a ceasarian or whatever it's called, you have a risk of your uterus ripping open at the healed cut with the next pregnancy. I'm gonna take a guess that that hurts like hell too.

The tangled nuts starts out fairly slowly. But as i said, the pain increases over time. If you were unable to get medical attention i'm gonna take a guess that it's going to get worse and worse. I was in surgery about an hour, maybe two, orso after i noticed them getting tangled. I actually woke up in the middle of the night with the thought 'my nuts are tangled. This is bad.' Which is obviously not a good sign. I'm a bit of a wuss, i dont take pain well but my guess is that any boy (it's a teenage growing up thing mostly) will be unable to do anything but roll around in pain between 20 minutes-2 hours. According to wikipedia, you got 90% chance to keep the nut(s) if it's fixed within 6 hours. I guess the pain depends on how badly entangled they are. If the blood flow is completely cut it will problably hurt more then when the bloodflow is partially blocked.

I have nothing else to compare it to, but i also never broke anything or have any major injury. It's quite possible that giving birth hurts alot more. It's also quite possible that getting stabbed or having a open leg fracture thing hurts more, maybe even more then giving birth. If you really want to you can try to look up the research that's being done on pain levels and tolerances. Few people are going to have enough personal experience to compare them all.
 

Yokai

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Wisdom teeth removal. Either nitrous oxide is a really crappy painkiller or it somehow didn't take on that occasion. I could feel every clamp of the pliers, every scrape of the drill against my jawbone. Not only that, but even several hours after the operation, I felt like I was getting hit in the mouth repeatedly with a sledgehammer.
 

Reynard Wrecce

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Donated sperm to friends and had a precautionary STI screen beforehand. The cotton-bud (Q-tip)down the end of the old chap - in, turn, scrape, withdraw - was...um, yeah...painful. Really quite painful.
And THEN they ask you for the urine sample! "You want me to pee through this thing? You just Roto-Rootered it! AAAGGHH IT BURNS!!!"
 
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botobeno said:
believer258 said:
I don't know, a guy getting his nuts tangled up must be a nigh-unheard of level of pain...

Of course every woman will deny there being a worse pain, fine, but getting your nuts in a wad, for hours on end? I'd much rather lose a limb or get stabbed or sliced or something, anything is preferable to getting your nuts tangled.

Also, I'm not being sexist, but I've heard a lot of women downplay the pain of getting hit in the nuts, it really pisses me off because you feel it through your WHOLE body.
The comparison is fairly pointless since nobody can experience both to compare. You could measure pain response thingies in the nerves and brains and the like but there is argument over how much equals to how much pain in each gender. Last thing i heard pain limit thingie was lower in most females then in most males, which means they get more pain more easily but when giving birth they get a sort of higher pain resist level. This would indicate that giving birth does hurt alot, since it has a mechanism to counter the pain hardcoded into the body. Nevertheless, having your nuts tangles is no fun either. You could compare different things too. Giving birth is something that ends and supposedly goes easier with every new kid. Supposedly. I'm not an expert. It can be over quickly or it can last hours. On a sidenote, if you get a ceasarian or whatever it's called, you have a risk of your uterus ripping open at the healed cut with the next pregnancy. I'm gonna take a guess that that hurts like hell too.

The tangled nuts starts out fairly slowly. But as i said, the pain increases over time. If you were unable to get medical attention i'm gonna take a guess that it's going to get worse and worse. I was in surgery about an hour, maybe two, orso after i noticed them getting tangled. I actually woke up in the middle of the night with the thought 'my nuts are tangled. This is bad.' Which is obviously not a good sign. I'm a bit of a wuss, i dont take pain well but my guess is that any boy (it's a teenage growing up thing mostly) will be unable to do anything but roll around in pain between 20 minutes-2 hours. According to wikipedia, you got 90% chance to keep the nut(s) if it's fixed within 6 hours. I guess the pain depends on how badly entangled they are. If the blood flow is completely cut it will problably hurt more then when the bloodflow is partially blocked.

I have nothing else to compare it to, but i also never broke anything or have any major injury. It's quite possible that giving birth hurts alot more. It's also quite possible that getting stabbed or having a open leg fracture thing hurts more, maybe even more then giving birth. If you really want to you can try to look up the research that's being done on pain levels and tolerances. Few people are going to have enough personal experience to compare them all.
Being hit in the testicles is not that bad. The pain does not last very long. The other night, my friend kicked me in the nether regions with her combat boots on. My legs were wide, and she hit me with the toe of her shoe as hard as she could. I stood there complementing her form and brilliant execution of the kick. I laughed the whole time, and so did everyone else.
 

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David Bray said:
Bleeding out after a stabbing. Barely made it through
I think David wins this thread (no offense intended David)

Im trying to decide between the time where my left forearm got sliced open all the way from my wrist to my elbow on a tree stump, or the time where I cracked the back of my skull open... I think Ill go with the skull.

The Man With the Soap said:
Being hit in the testicles is not that bad. The pain does not last very long. The other night, my friend kicked me in the nether regions with her combat boots on. My legs were wide, and she hit me with the toe of her shoe as hard as she could. I stood there complementing her form and brilliant execution of the kick. I laughed the whole time, and so did everyone else.
Either your balls are the size of peas, or you have some sort of magical power, because similar things have happened to guys I know and they start throwing up blood...
 

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A bike accident at 15 mph that broke both of my bones in my left arm, followed by 4 minutes of stumbling around in the driveway looking around for anyone who was home, getting inside via my sister, a walk up the stairs, a quick ice cold shower and a 10 minute drive to the hospital followed by a 9 minute wait while they checked out my insurance to ensure I wasn't some kind of drug user with a Z shaped arm. Ow is all I have to say on the matter.
 

Dfskelleton

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Have you ever heard of nettles?
Even if you haven't I shall explain to prove my point. Actually, it might've not been a nettle, but some other plant with similar defenses.
Nettles have thorns, and the thorns are all coated in a layer of toxin. The toxin is not lethal, but it amplifies all pain x5.
So, naturally, stepping on a branch of one barefoot when you're 7 YEARS OLD really really really hurts.
Oh, and one that could've been more painful if I wasn't so clever (yes, I know how I am so full of myself) is when my foot got caught in an escalator. My foot started twisting, and if I hadn't pulled my foot out of my shoe my foot would've probably turned 180 degrees.
 

RaffB

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aPod said:
3rd degree sunburn over my entire body. Blisters everywhere. Now that was the worse pain in my entire life and it was constant pain for 3 days.
I feel your pain, same thing happened to me....its bloody horrible
 
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The Great Googly said:
The Man With the Soap said:
You win the thread.

Do they make all Marines go through that coarse, or do you choose it?
I kind of just happened upon it. They needed 4 guys from my platoon to volunteer and I did.

Certain MOS's like Military Police will end up doing this though.

The vast majority of military personnel wont ever go through this. Either you are in a MOS which almost everyone does it Or like me you are in the right(wrong?) place at the right time.
I might put myself in for that when I go in. Sounds like quite an experience.
 

AlohaJo

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I was seven, and I fell off our school's play equipment (it had rained earlier that day, so everything was slippery still). I fell 10 feet, and the inside of my right foot hit the ground first. My leg twisted until it snapped. 13 years later and it still aches daily.

Finding out that my best friend (at the time) had never told me an ounce of truth is a definite close second though...
 

Plurralbles

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FamoFunk said:
Giving birth.


I win.
/thread
that would require you to be female. And attractive or wealthy enough to be impregnated...

Neither of which is in my escapist...

Right?

/jk

Anyway... yeah... Meh. NEver had anythign really painful. I've had a pretty easy life. Kidney stone I guess?
 

espada1311

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I've had more injuries i can count. To be honest, they were never particularly bad, but there were definitely a shit ton that had occurred. My two worst would have to be when I i sprained my ankle in judo, and i dont mean the casual twist, i mean the one where the ankle looks a twist roll for a second before reverting back. :p The second was (ironically) also in judo and it was getting my finger snapped back to be a bit more than perpendicular with my palm, if you get my drift. Nothing broke, but writing was impossible for a week or two.