The Most Horrific Pain of Your Life

[Ashendarei]

Lower wisdom teeth removed, the orthopedic surgeon shattered the teeth then pulled them out. I was under, but my roommate (who was looking out for me) didn't remember to wake me up to take my percocet and the General wore off.

Woke up trying to eat my pillow, and stifling silent screams - I had an exposed nerve in my left socket.

 

[Lynoxus]

Oddly enough a dream where I seemingly felt pure pain (not with any sort of sensory input). Obviously didn't last as long as any on here but it was horrible.

 

[SkyeNeko]

I'd say dental cleaning and cavity cleaning. I think my teeth are too sensitive, I can feel a great deal even after several rounds of anesthetic =(

surprisingly, I think the normal cleanings and drillings hurt more than a root canal, which didnt hurt much at all.

 

[Kadoodle]

...spinal tap when I was fifteen. Worse than being shot (and that's from experience).

Dude, where the heck did you live as a kid? I just read another one of your posts about seeing your friend's dead body as a child...sounds like your life was hell.

 

[SkoopMaster]

...spinal tap when I was fifteen. Worse than being shot (and that's from experience).

Yep had the same thing except I got one because I had some hardcore migraines the day before and that just made it worse.

For 2 weeks I was hospitalized thanks to that damn needle and had worse migraines to the point where I could not move because the pain in my head and back were so painful all I could do was wait it out until they could give me morphine but even that started to get bad.

The migraines also caused nausea and I was puking almost everyday and night, every time I turned to get more comfortable in the crappy bed I puked, when I use the restroom ( but I couldn't move so cup it is) I puked after a week of no food and IV fluids and constant puking I lost a few pounds and that was my new year's day 09.

A great new year.

edit: oh and I was not shot.

 

[Chemical Alia]

...Wow, and despite that you still managed to make kickass TF2 items. I salute you.

While going tubing, I fell out and smashed my hip against the water and, as I was going quite fast, I fractured the bone and could barely walk for several days.

Haha, thanks. They managed to put my finger back together, at least. It's just 4th-grade sized on the last joint now, lol. I use that as my excuse for being so bad at the violin. I take it there's not much they can do about a fractured hip, is there?

getting my prince albert piercing then later that day having my foot run over by my friend
i just couldnt stop bleeding from my *cough*

From your throat? Great Scott.

 

[loc978]

...spinal tap when I was fifteen. Worse than being shot (and that's from experience).

Dude, where the heck did you live as a kid? I just read another one of your posts about seeing your friend's dead body as a child...sounds like your life was hell.

Not a friend, just an acquaintance... not one I was terribly fond of, either.
I didn't really grow up anywhere that rough, though. North Portland, OR in the eighties. There were wannabe gangbangers all over the place, but nothing like LA (much less the Middle East). People died occasionally, but it always made it into the news.

...spinal tap when I was fifteen. Worse than being shot (and that's from experience).

Yep had the same thing except I got one because I had some hardcore migraines the day before and that just made it worse.

For 2 weeks I was hospitalized thanks to that damn needle and had worse migraines to the point where I could not move because the pain in my head and back were so painful all I could do was wait it out until they could give me morphine but even that started to get bad.

The migraines also caused nausea and I was puking almost everyday and night, every time I turned to get more comfortable in the crappy bed I puked, when I use the restroom ( but I couldn't move so cup it is) I puked after a week of no food and IV fluids and constant puking I lost a few pounds and that was my new year's day 09.

A great new year.

edit: oh and I was not shot.

Trust me, what you felt was worse. Shock and adrenaline take away most of the pain when you're shot. A needle directly into your spinal column, though... there's nothing that can take the edge off that pain.

 

[TheLefty]

A doctor once had to put a cotton swab in my penis.

That was not fun.

 

[Kadoodle]

When I was 6 I went to a reservation with my family, and we were about to go when I saw a big sloped hill, and I wanted to climb it. I split off from my parents and started climbing it with ease, but they yelled at me to come down so I tried to get down but I slipped and slit down a rocky slope...skinned myself raw.


There was this time in 3rd grade when a kid pulled a chair out from under me as I was sitting down...I hit hard tile and couldn't sit down for a week...

 

[icame]

Lets see...

When i was about 8 I climbed up to the top of a 20 foot tree out in a creek behind our old house. I had done this for months without anything going wrong. I always stepped on strong branches, and never took any risks that high up. This was when I discovered the fact that people are douche bags.

I was sitting up a good 18 feet above the creek. The water was only half a foot high at this point, and below that was rocks. Sharp, uneven rocks. I was sitting on a branch, and my 'friend' though it would be a good idea to take his hand and pull down as hard as he could on the branch I was sitting on. Suffice to say, it broke, I went through a few thick branches that completely snapped under my weight (They failed to slow my rapid descent at all.) before landing on the ground.

Both wrists broken, my nose broken so bad I needed surgery, leg broken in 2 places, sprained neck, my face was bruised for weeks, and I had many, many huge cuts. My screams were kinda loud, as you might imagine, so my parents came running from inside our house. (The tree was in the middle of a forest, they didn't know I climbed it.) Basically I was bed ridden for quite a while, and I kicked my friends ass when I could finally move.

 

[Anchupom]

Either treading on an electrical plug/lego with my heel

Or vaulting a wooden fence and only getting one leg over before crashing down onto the pain... And my nuts.

So yeah, compared to others here I've had it lucky.

 

[El Poncho]

I don't come across pain often, I manage to avoid it(so far).

Although when I had an ingrown toenail, when it was to be pulled out they had to give me a local anaethetic, quite a few times. One was at the bottom of my toe

 

[Blue_vision]

I have 2. First is having my appendix explode (yes, asplode! Without a hospital for another hour afterwards!) But I was a small child when that happened and I can only vaguely reminisce of the wonders of that experience.

So second worst is cutting my finger down to the bone with a super-sharp swiss army knife. It was one of those things that it happens, and you're in shock so you just have to say "oh shit" and then collapse on the ground in agony. Well, not really. More like scour the house for bandages, which are 4 floors up.

Thankfully, I haven't had anything worse.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Slipped disk, base of my spine. Even taking a single step forward was like being electrocuted right up my back.

 

[mirasiel]

Foreskin in zipper stands out as a personal highlight, even slightly intoxicated that message cleared my mind quite quickly.

Several mild electrical shocks.

Shredding open the sole of my foot swimming in the med (having noticed sharky look shadows while diving for extra omfg factor) and then having to walk the whole god damned beach to get some medical attention, open wound in the foot plus sand = good times.

 

[Kilgengoor]

Holy shit people. I don't know how there's half the posts in here.

I broke my collarbone in three pieces when snowboarding. It's been the most serious one, although I made my way back home and I didn't go to the hospital until 8 hours later. It hurt like a ***** when I broke it, but after that didn't seem so serious.

Also, I sprained my ankle pretty badly (up to 75% of the muscle tissue broken) and I don't remember it being especially painful until I got to the emergency room and a doctor started prodding on my foot asking if it hurt here or there. Asshole didn't have a good day I figure, because when he has done and I had to climb off the bed I nearly blacked out.

But seriously, some of you have had so many massive and serious injuries I can't believe you healed at all in the end.

 

[Quantum Star]

Migraines. Oh boy, do I get a lot of migraines.

 

[SkoopMaster]

...spinal tap when I was fifteen. Worse than being shot (and that's from experience).

Dude, where the heck did you live as a kid? I just read another one of your posts about seeing your friend's dead body as a child...sounds like your life was hell.

Not a friend, just an acquaintance... not one I was terribly fond of, either.
I didn't really grow up anywhere that rough, though. North Portland, OR in the eighties. There were wannabe gangbangers all over the place, but nothing like LA (much less the Middle East). People died occasionally, but it always made it into the news.

...spinal tap when I was fifteen. Worse than being shot (and that's from experience).

Yep had the same thing except I got one because I had some hardcore migraines the day before and that just made it worse.

For 2 weeks I was hospitalized thanks to that damn needle and had worse migraines to the point where I could not move because the pain in my head and back were so painful all I could do was wait it out until they could give me morphine but even that started to get bad.

The migraines also caused nausea and I was puking almost everyday and night, every time I turned to get more comfortable in the crappy bed I puked, when I use the restroom ( but I couldn't move so cup it is) I puked after a week of no food and IV fluids and constant puking I lost a few pounds and that was my new year's day 09.

A great new year.

edit: oh and I was not shot.

Trust me, what you felt was worse. Shock and adrenaline take away most of the pain when you're shot. A needle directly into your spinal column, though... there's nothing that can take the edge off that pain.

Really? That bad?
I mean I was puking till blood came out sometimes but is it really worse than a bullet?

 

[MEEBO17]

A toy went into my foot once. It really wasn't as painful as it was shocking.

 

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