The Most Horrific Pain of Your Life
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Having just had to do this, I'm changing mine to rubbing Bonjela Cool on a lip ulcer. Takes away the pain my ASS
EDIT: Having realised how much of a pussy I'll change it once more because I just remembered the 'best' one. I had some kind of intestinal blockage (we assume, we never got a definitive answer) I literally couldn't walk, I had to crawl down the stairs to tell my parents. I was about six or seven. It was fucking horrible. We went to hospital where I had three separate blood samples taken, before throwing up the tiniest bit of bile known to man and being completely fine afterwards... that was fun.
EDIT: Having realised how much of a pussy I'll change it once more because I just remembered the 'best' one. I had some kind of intestinal blockage (we assume, we never got a definitive answer) I literally couldn't walk, I had to crawl down the stairs to tell my parents. I was about six or seven. It was fucking horrible. We went to hospital where I had three separate blood samples taken, before throwing up the tiniest bit of bile known to man and being completely fine afterwards... that was fun.
I've had like 3 or 4 of those in my life. One was during a field trip in high school. I get them if I don't get enough sleep. I was seeing spots and had to drive home afterwards. My meds did fuck all to it, that was a bad night.conflictofinterests said:
Otherwise I broke my ankle about 6 years ago on a trampoline. It was the bone in between the two major bones in there so they gave me a splint that did absolutely nothing (my ankle was the size of a grapefruit) and a single viccodin and told me I would be better in a couple of weeks. 3 months and 2 casts later I still have horrendous balance from it.
For me it would be the ache of a tooth that needs a root canal.
Maybe it isn't the most painful thing ever but the fact that it is constant and there is almost nothing you can do about it puts it just over the line for me.
I remember when I had to survive two months of my life with that pain, I do not look back on those days fondly.
Maybe it isn't the most painful thing ever but the fact that it is constant and there is almost nothing you can do about it puts it just over the line for me.
I remember when I had to survive two months of my life with that pain, I do not look back on those days fondly.
I've broken both of my arms, but it's not that. It would have to be when I got a tooth removed from my gum. It was like, the aneasthetic didn't go in far enough, so painful. And I'm not over reacting, I've had other teeth removed, no pain.
Somehow I managed to pop something at the back of my head, I've done it twice, and it hurts like hell! I could hear the pop, have blinding pain, and then couldn't move my head to one side for a day and then the other the next day.
It was when I had an operation to fix my ingrown toes problem. My toes were so f*** by the time I got an appointment, the toes were too swell up for the numbing injection to work so I felt what they did to it. I was a teenager at that time so I fail as a man since I cry throughout the operation (those f****** b****** were laughing at my pain through out fixing it).
It was an operation; they went in under my ribs on my left side to do some stuff. It included taking out a rib and moving my organs aside to reach my spine. I was on all the morphine and it was awefull. It wasn?t a constant horrible pains, it was the kind that hit occasionally and inexplicably. The first couple days were the worst but I couldn?t move onto either of my sides for quite some time after.
When rock climbing i was belaying (controlling the rope) when a huge flake of rock came down and smashed my on the head. the worst part was I couldn't just pass-out from pain because otherwise my friend would fall to his death. so i had to be continually slapped across the face to stop me passing out.
Got stabbed through the hand in one side out the other..
By myself..
opening a cereal box toy.
Didnt go hospital ran under cold water and bandaged it up thank god didnt hit any nerves or muscles..
By myself..
opening a cereal box toy.
Didnt go hospital ran under cold water and bandaged it up thank god didnt hit any nerves or muscles..
Gout flare ups. A bad one is hands down the most painful thing I've ever experienced so far. I've busted up my shoulder, my knee, and my ankle in various sports. They weren't anything compared to some stupid little uric acid crystals stabbing ya in the joints.
When I cut most of my earlobe off when I was about 7. I was jumping on the couch, when I fell off and whacked my head on the metal cabinet next to it.
Either that or getting a paper cut between your fingers...
Oh and one time where I hit myself in my own nuts with a badminton racket... that hurt like hell, I was in constant agony for about 10 minutes.
Either that or getting a paper cut between your fingers...
Oh and one time where I hit myself in my own nuts with a badminton racket... that hurt like hell, I was in constant agony for about 10 minutes.
I am going to say when I cracked a rib rollerblading. The problem wasn't the cracked rib. The problem was noting being able to breathe for about 2 minutes. That CO2 really likes to burn your lungs if it hangs out too long.
Really? I have a coworker who did that and was texting her friends while she was giving birth.FamoFunk said:
I honestly don't doubt it it hurts for a second dued. I remember messing about with a soft ball (not float away so light and soft, more a squishy soft) with a Boyfriend and I gently kicked it and it went straight in to his nuts, he went down like a sack of crap.believer258 said:
Also, not being sexist also, but Men never appreciate or understand what women go through to give birth, remember unlike a kick in the balls, labour can go on for days if you're un-lucky and then you gotta push that water melon out of a 10cm diameter.
I think we should try and understand eachothers pain, bro.
During my young teenage years, me and a couple of friends of mine went biking. We found a place where we could do some cool ramp stunts and whatnot not far from one of said friends' house. We got going to speed and we made some nice air on some of our jumps. However, one of my jumps ended in an almost Darwinian fashion. When I landed, my butt missed the seat by maybe a half an inch...and my nuts found the rear tire. I still had a good speed going when I landed and my hands weren't near the hand brakes, therefore I wasn't able to reflexively hit them. Moreover, my grip was such that, even if I had tried to brake, I would have fallen off the bike and taking the risk of injuring myself even further if I had attempted to move my fingers. So, in short, my nuts became the brakes for what seemed an eternity. When I stopped, my genitals felt as if they were on fire and quite tender (later, after getting home it was discovered that the friction of the tire wore through my shorts and almost through my underwear) and my stomach was in a constant vice-like state and I felt like I had nausea for almost two days. I couldn't walk correctly for a day, eating was severly limited and trying to take a piss was like trying to shoot needles out of my system.
Nowadays, I steer clear of attempting bike stunts. So to speak.
Nowadays, I steer clear of attempting bike stunts. So to speak.
I broke every bone in my hand. I was 9 I did a flip on my water bed, and my friend thought it would be a good idea to hold me upside down before I could fall back down, and it got caught between the headboard and the crevasse underneath the mattress.
Sat in the hospital waiting room for 4 hours and my hand looked DISGUSTING.
Sat in the hospital waiting room for 4 hours and my hand looked DISGUSTING.