The most pathetic weapon in gaming history

[Torque669]

Goldeen in SSB

Completely.

 

[Uncompetative]

Just the generic starting pistol you recieve on the first level of everygame that involves shooting others.

"You must destroy this radar installation single handedly, you are outnumbered, and at some point every enemy in the complex will know you are there...... take this pistol and one spare clip.

That's enough in Goldeneye 007 on the N64 as you can then pick up the weapons from their recently deceased owners.

 

[DYin01]

Poke in worms.
Beat that

Hey, I actually poked people to death multiple times! Yay conveniently close cliffs.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Poke in worms.
Beat that

Hey, I actually poked people to death multiple times! Yay conveniently close cliffs.

I have a concrete donkey and you have poke, who is going to win.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Fallout 3:BB Gun. Yes that's what I need for killing Super Mutants.

I used my fists for that, because once two of them came at me with nail boards and grenades, I hit the first one once with the Shishkebab and it broke.

Anyway, I can't think of any pathetic in game weapon unless I'd bring up memories of runescape:
rubber chickens, flowers,...

 

[duchaked]

What's the most pathetic weapon in gaming

Mario Kart- Green shell because it was so hard to aim, I congratulate any one who can hit another racer with that

it was moderately useful in hitting someone tailgating you...but other than that, it was designed to bounce and around and hit only yourself during battle mode =.=

Goldeen in SSB

o lol

Seriously, that was a total waste. What about Mew, though?

yeah...SSB was where it was at
and we'd laugh at the person who'd be like "yess pokemon" and "aww crap..."

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

The arc weilder in red faction guerilla. It's pathetically weak, sure it can kill 3 enemies at once but you have to get close to them for it to have any effect.

 

[Neo 2.3 Hylan-May]

The Nemesis in Cave Story.
It levels up the fastest, but it gets less powerful each time.

 

[tankgunner92]

Klobb from goldeneye 64 'nuff said

 

[ArKadian47]

In a game that's all about blowing stuff up, the assualt rifle blows up nothing.
Also, it holds 3 clips takes about half a clip to kill someone.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

The yo-yo in goonies >

 

[shwnbob]

tazer from Condemned

 

[chrisw23]

I think the 10mm pistol in Half life 2 episode one. I shot the same zombie with all the rounds you can hold and it still ran toward me.

no ofense but did you hit it?
cuz its got something like a hundred and twenty bullets possible

I'm pretty sure I did. That yellow-green ick was coming out when I hit him. it might've just been a fluke with the computer and all but it put so much distrust in me I never used it again.[/quote]

it was probubly a fluke/glitch cuz i was curious about that and i poped in my coppy of the orange box on the good old 360 and it took most of a clip to a litle over a clip to the chest/neck/face area too kill a zombie. but im pretty sure u have to get a head shot to kill a zombie or else its nearly imposible to kill them.
where were u shooting?
if u remember
btw its a 9mm pistol in halflife been playing to much fallout perhaps?

 

[Metalchair]

the doll in Shogo
my friends say pitchfork in WOW

 

[JakCurse]

I revise my statement, throwing knives in Mount and Blade. they're inaccurate (even with high throwing skill) short ranged and low damaging. also, they're thrown slower than a bow. and you can have more arrows. so it kind of makes them pointless :/

 

[Gamer137]

Green shell in any Mario Kart game, because aiming with it is immpossible at those speeds.

 

[Bendebec]

The arc weilder in red faction guerilla. It's pathetically weak, sure it can kill 3 enemies at once but you have to get close to them for it to have any effect.

It can eletrocute people in veicles, so you can easily hijack a tank with no damage being done to the tank, and it is one of the most deadly weapons in multiplayer, jetpack + arc welder = victory (most of the time). But I still prefer a full upgraded explosive disk throwing grinder or the rail gun or thermobatic rockets for my usual free roaming. Of course I use the infine ammo cheat or the rocket is next to useless.

 

[Bendebec]

Good anti-personell damage though. I have most of my campain kills thanks to the assault rifle. As I hate the enforcer, because of poor damage, and I don't really need homing bullets, I am a good shot.

EDIT: sorry I tried to Quote someone. I was trying to defend Red faction's assault rifle