The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Impluse_101]

....
*Looks to my left*
*My Fedora hat*
...Awww yeah.

 

[karcentric]

My bottle of Pepsi, next to that is a pig sticker...

I'll choose...

Pepsi!

 

[username sucks]

Strawberry-scented car freshener. Can't have smelly zombies.

 

[StormShaun]

An office chair...feel my comfy chair you dead BASTARDS!

 

[Dr.Susse]

A bottle of beer.
At least I'll die happy.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

A smartphone. I WILL INTERNET YOU ALL TO DEATH!

 

[VeryOddGamer]

My wallet.

Well, money talks, and I've always been a very talkative person.

 

[thesilentman]

A screwdriver set? Man, my inner scientist is satisfied.

 

[karcentric]

A broken torch. Shit...

 

[thesilentman]

A calculator? Oh, let's kill them with logic!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

A broken fan... I guess if I rigged it to a car battery and removed the shielding, I could use it as a saw.

 

[RandomMan01]

A large wood and glass case filled with porcelain mementos...and a fern.

I guess I could use the fern as a crude club, and chuck the porcelain figures and their shelves at my enemies. Then, I can push the case down on anyone who wanders by.

 

[thesilentman]

STRANGLE EM WITH A USB CABLE!!

 

[Barbas]

Good luck to whatever poor bugger ends up on the receiving end of a mug of hot coffee. If that doesn't fell them, I think I could probably get a few swipes in with the broken edge. Better than nothing.

 

[TheRiddler]

I've got a really powerful flashlight to my left. At least the apocalypse will be well-lit. Plus, I could probably blind anyone trying to come at me. Could be worse.

*Notices an old baseball bat to the right*

But it could be a hell of a lot better!!! Damn it.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

My friend Rokki who is sitting right next to me, WE GUNNA KILL SUM FECKIN ZAHMBIES!

 

[Barbas]

A wardrobe. Allllright...maybe I could tip it over onto someone and take their weapon. Failing that, I could crawl inside and starve to death in relative comfort.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

A book titled "Warcraft: The Shattering", it could work well if I used with as much efficiency and proficiency as this guy.