The official Escapist bf/gf and romance thread

[Duck Sandwich]

I have a soft spot for sweet, caring girls with brown hair and a nice voice. The ladies I've fallen for in the past have also been the responsible, smart types.

EDIT: Also, if they happen to be into fitness/martial arts.... awesome. Just awesome.

 

[Combined]

I prefer rather plain females to others. I don't really care about looks though.
For me, it's all about personality. Intelligence is also a fairly important part.
That's probably because I don't want them only looking at my looks. I mean, I have no lower jaw, no upper jaw, a microphone for a tongue, a gasmask for a face and a direct connection to Ms. Overwatch. How can anything NOT top that?

Weirdly enough almost all females I know only consider me a friend. Except for my ex with whom we still share quite a few feelings.

Sigh.

 

[captain awesome 12]

Pale skin, and red or dark hair. and uh....intelligence I guess....and fun.

I have a friend who fits the bill perfectly.

Hmmm how old is she?

16. Not much older than you. I don't know your age preference. Also, you probably know by now from my profile she lives in America.

I guess it was never meant to be then. :'(

Sorry, man. I really am.

Hey who knows, she might take a trip to the UK and run into good old Neosage on the banks of the Thames or something.

 

[curlycrouton]

As of this day, every day, every human being shall consume exactly one pill of my new drug...

Viagrilibrium.

Damn, where can I buy that?

 

[Neosage]

Viagrilibrium.

See, I'd need a girl who would tolerate outbursts like that.

...So what exactly does this Viagrilibrium do?

 

[Death Magnetic]

I've found the girl I'd love to be with, it's just the question of whether we'd ever meet again, if she remembers me and if she likes me. But I just have serious doubts that I could be that lucky.

Only time will tell.

-Ricky

 

[Danny Ocean]

Viagrilibrium.

See, I'd need a girl who would tolerate outbursts like that.

...So what exactly does this Viagrilibrium do?

Well, you know what they say will happen if you do it too much?

 

[Bowstring]

Viagrilibrium.

See, I'd need a girl who would tolerate outbursts like that.

...So what exactly does this Viagrilibrium do?

Well, you know what they say will happen if you do it too much?

They say you morph into a humanoid version of Big Bird from Sesame Street.

It's terrifying stuff.

 

[MalevolentJim]

what i like in a girl.....

since i dont want to have anything to do with relationships at the moment i dont much think about it but um...

i seem to have a thing for redheads...

personality-wise,anyone who gets my sense of humour and shares in my interests i guess



oh we also have to point out our problems? damn short attention span >.<
i just tend to fall for girls who are "unavailable"
plus 99.9% of girls i know prefer me as a friend..

 

[Danny Ocean]

Viagrilibrium.

See, I'd need a girl who would tolerate outbursts like that.

...So what exactly does this Viagrilibrium do?

Well, you know what they say will happen if you do it too much?

They say you morph into a humanoid version of Big Bird from Sesame Street.

It's terrifying stuff.

Oh, that's what it was. Damn, I thought it was a growth or something.

Now I can really Choke The Chicken!

 

[Ago Iterum]

I like women with a tiny head.

What, like, the size of a tangerine?

I prefer women with no arms, and eye patch, and a turkey twizzler for a face.

 

[JRL5]

Okey, here is the story and its best somebody hears it because I am not sure I am not going batshit crazy about the entire thing.

Me and this girl has been chatting about one and a half years now, we met over World of Warcraft that both of us are still playing. Here is the deal. She is 19, I am 21, she is confident she will never fall in love and its genetical. I dont know if she is serious about it, I dont know if I am to take it as a hint to just bugger of or what - but I think I am in love with her. And she will come here this April.

 

[Avida]

I need to be able to have a good conversation with her, and we need to make eath other laugh, all other things are flexible.
Preferably smart, brunette and flirty.
In terms of looks its face over body every time, and having nice eyes is an instant turn on.

Since this isnt just a thread about what we like, relationship problems; Ive loved this girl for almost a year now, liked her for longer. She was with someone else about a year ago, and she had feelings for me through some of that, but we had a little (read: Little) arguement that ruined things, her relationship with him went to pot soon after (wasnt sabotaged in any way). Since then we've grown really close and we chat and flirt more together than we do to anyone else but i cant take it any further *sigh*. Ive tried almost everything but all attempts have been rebuffed. I'll leave all feeling talk out. She fits every criteria above + so much more, and I know about her flaws and im completely ok with them. I feel for her too strongly and shes too close to the perfect girl for me to let her go, especially since she did feel for me and she still at least cares for me.

 

[niblik]

Hmmmmm, I confess to being a tad torn when it comes to women.

The worst angst and emotional distress that I have experienced in life have always come from women.

But I still love em. The way they laugh, the way they want to hold your hand, they way they remember the little things, and the way always smell nice.

I like a gal with a bit of sass in her, I'm pretty mellow so it makes a good counterpoint. I also like a woman that has your back in a tough spot. No dainty trophy girlfriends for me!

Looks are important but not in the way you might think. I'm the kind of guy that likes women that have an interesting look to them. Nose a tad large? That just makes them unique. A child of different racial parents? Neat! A gal that likes to wear funky clothes that are not in fashion? Awesome! A bit of quirkiness is totally fine with me. Needs to wear glasses? Oh yeah, glasses are sexy!

I do prefer women who can be independent and also feminine. I do have a weakness for long dark hair and a gal that looks nice in a dress. But as for the starved looking actresses in hollywood, no thanks. Sheez, last time I saw Jennifer Connelly she looked like she hadn't eaten in months!

Deal breakers are women that want to have an "open" relationship. Trust me guys, this is always the worst possible thing you could ever consider agreeing to. And as for gals that want you to dump all your friends and only hang with her? Run for the hills, there is no way that relationship is going to work out well.

But women will always be something that I want in my life. I've had a lot of good times being single, but the best times have come when I have had a special someone with me.

 

[s0denone]

I like women with a tiny head.

What, like, the size of a tangerine?

Hmm, a bit on the big side, but I'll take it.

You mention wanting the woman to have an eye-patch; I prefer them blind.

"He subdued me, and had his way with me"
- "What did he look like?"
"..."

Wait a minute!
...

 

[Clemenstation]

I like girls who are molecularly unstable... they vibrate at higher frequencies, and are usually able to instantly dematerialize and rematerialize (i.e. teleport) because of this. Of course, there are some side effects like giganticism and dry, scabby elbows, but it's a small price to pay for a free trip to Bermuda.

ALSO THEY MUST BE HELLA RICH!

 

[EXPLICITasian]

Why does everyone like smart girls? What are you going to have discussions about the repurcussions of a downturn in the fur industry and how it affects the country of bolivia? Or are you talking about... cleverness?

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

EDIT: Removed, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

 

[Yarfunkle]

I guess you could put things short and say my dream girl is a tauren. And I guess in a way you'd be right. Sort of.

Furry.

Myself.. it is a long, drawn out story that I do not currently wish to elaborate on. I am new here, so many people may overlook a long diatribe of self-loathing and reflection.

Although it turned out peachy-esque.

My taste in women: blonde, down to earth, one that doesn't stereotype gamers, and eh.. at the risk of sounding a tad shallow, well endowed. But one attribute that trumps all is of course, intelligence. Nothing makes me cringe more than the valley-girl mentality.