The official Escapist bf/gf and romance thread

[Ursus Astrorum]

I guess you could put things short and say my dream girl is a tauren. And I guess in a way you'd be right. Sort of.

Furry.

Eh, in the sense that I like anthropomorphics, yeah. Just don't expect me to go whining on about how I'm misunderstood or dancing about in a creepy-looking suit. That bugs me just as much as anyone else.

You've got to admit though, tauren would be damn huggable.

 

[Yarfunkle]

Haha. I understand. Just giving you a hard time.

From playing WC3, I always have imagined Taruens as grandfatherly figures, with a very warm persona.

 

[mokes310]

Pale skin, and red or dark hair. and uh....intelligence I guess....and fun.

I have a friend who fits the bill perfectly.

Hmmm how old is she?

16. Not much older than you. I don't know your age preference. Also, you probably know by now from my profile she lives in America.

I guess it was never meant to be then. :'(

Not unless you feel like spending some time at the pen!

 

[jim_doki]

I'm not really hunting relationships at the moment. I'm still relatively new in Sydney and to me it's more important to make friends. although, to be honest, the only freinds I've made that I dont live with are a cute italian bisexual girl and a cute japanese girl

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Pitch black shoulder length hair and I fall like a domino...

 

[MalevolentJim]

Pitch black shoulder length hair and I fall like a domino...

ignoring the possibility of her face looking like that of michael jacksons....

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Pitch black shoulder length hair and I fall like a domino...

ignoring the possibility of her face looking like that of michael jacksons....

I have a comeback for all of these throwbacks, and here's my retort, A MASK!

 

[MalevolentJim]

Pitch black shoulder length hair and I fall like a domino...

ignoring the possibility of her face looking like that of michael jacksons....

I have a comeback for all of these throwbacks, and here's my retort, A MASK!

well said

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

Generally I prefer a girl who is shorter than me. I have a weird attraction to red hair and personality is important. I'm a sucker for big eyes, especially eyes that often imitate a puppy's eyes. I usually don't lower or raise my standards, but sometimes I'm subject to peer pressure. I can't stand smoking so that's a definite turn-off. I also prefer someone who is generally kind and is fairly intelligent. And just to keep this post completely honest, "I LIKE BEWBS!"

This thread looks familiar.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.79651?page=1

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Just to get this out of my system.

I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey and I love you Stacey.

Thats basically what I love.

 

[chronobreak]

I am married, and 25 years old, therefore my advice to anybody 13-19 would be to not get so tied up to the concept of having relationships, because the odds are against you having anything lasting. You will look back with fond memories, no matter how crappy it was, but will probably encounter some stupid break-up or blowout that really hurts your feelings, and you may even feel compelled to commit suicide over it. Sorry kids, but it happens to everyone, but middle to high school kids don't need that, you have enough stress already.

 

[MalevolentJim]

I am married, and 25 years old, therefore my advice to anybody 13-19 would be to not get so tied up to the concept of having relationships, because the odds are against you having anything lasting. You will look back with fond memories, no matter how crappy it was, but will probably encounter some stupid break-up or blowout that really hurts your feelings, and you may even feel compelled to commit suicide over it. Sorry kids, but it happens to everyone, but middle to high school kids don't need that, you have enough stress already.

finally,someone agrees with me!



i hate high school....

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I guess you could put things short and say my dream girl is a tauren. And I guess in a way you'd be right. Sort of.

Furry.

Eh, in the sense that I like anthropomorphics, yeah. Just don't expect me to go whining on about how I'm misunderstood or dancing about in a creepy-looking suit. That bugs me just as much as anyone else.

You've got to admit though, tauren would be damn huggable.

Clean tauren, Don't have them try to put an egg back together though.(Reference ahoy!)

To the guy saying that 13-19 relationships suck, A guy and a girl at my school have been together for a year now I think.

 

[Art Axiv]

Just to get this out of my system.

I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey, I love you Stacey and I love you Stacey.

Thats basically what I love.

I change this, with my <insert your favourite actress/idol/love/crush-on here>

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I am married, and 25 years old, therefore my advice to anybody 13-19 would be to not get so tied up to the concept of having relationships, because the odds are against you having anything lasting. You will look back with fond memories, no matter how crappy it was, but will probably encounter some stupid break-up or blowout that really hurts your feelings, and you may even feel compelled to commit suicide over it. Sorry kids, but it happens to everyone, but middle to high school kids don't need that, you have enough stress already.

finally,someone agrees with me!



i hate high school....

Seconded, I waited until my junior year before I even bothered to take a serious look at anyone, and even then no one seemed worthwhile. Call me overly critical, but I would like to be with someone I could actually stand living with for a good while.

 

[Hippobatman]

I thought this was a match-making thread! Ohhh... Disappointed!!

Ah well, I find green eyes very attractive. Also I'd like someone with a healthy physique, intelligence and a good personality. A bonus would be to share my enthusiasm for music and games, though I'll let go of that pretty easily, as long as she doesn't prevent me from doing my hobbies (music and games if that was unclear).

 

[PirateKing]

I like girls that don't have many inhibitions. Every girl that I was attracted to recently had a big personality and was an actress.
I always help them with crap and they say they like me...I just don't get it. I mean, I'm pretty good looking and I have a personality. Uh. I don't get it. Maybe I'm too nice. But why would I like someone that I wouldn't be nice to?
None of them give me a chance.

 

[Simalacrum]

blimey, as far as i can tell there is no comments of people randomly blurting out "boobs!". truly the Escapist is a website full of mature and wonderful people! yay! =D

as for me, personality is priority no.1 for me... although beyond that, i like a girl to be smart, semi-attractive (no offence to those less attractive girls out there, and i don't really want a glamour model as a gf either), and honest

I am married, and 25 years old, therefore my advice to anybody 13-19 would be to not get so tied up to the concept of having relationships, because the odds are against you having anything lasting. You will look back with fond memories, no matter how crappy it was, but will probably encounter some stupid break-up or blowout that really hurts your feelings, and you may even feel compelled to commit suicide over it. Sorry kids, but it happens to everyone, but middle to high school kids don't need that, you have enough stress already.

fortunately my breakup with my gf was strangely rather stress free, and i'm still bestest friends with her to this day =D i do see where your getting from though, thanks for the advice!