The official Escapist bf/gf and romance thread

[JMeganSnow]

I don't really have a preference. I mean, I don't want a troll, but I don't have any specifics when it comes to a girl.

but apparently that's too specific, seeing as I've been single for 21 years ;_;

Dude, develop some preferences--if you don't know what you want, how will you know when you find it?

As for me, what do I like about men . . . well, it's tempting to say "everything" and leave it at that, but it's not quite accurate.

I have a slight preference for big (tall and wide) guys, but that's partly because I'm soddin' enormous myself. I like glasses. I like guys who will eat my cooking and not get worked up because onions have an "icky" texture to them. In fact, I generally just prefer guys who are at least as tough-minded as I am and don't freak out over stupid stuff. If I can dissect human beings for a living you can eat some freakin' tomatoes and LIKE it.

But, mostly, I'd prefer someone who listens to me at least as well as my mother does and doesn't think I need to be "fixed" just because I'm a bit down at the moment. Oh, and he has to be secure about his relative intelligence. If I hear one more guy tell me "you're too smart for me" I may commit homicide.

Heads up, guys, telling a woman they're "too" anything for you IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. You can tell them they're too sexy for the carpet or too cheerful for that haircut, but don't include yourself in that comparison.

 

[howard_hughes]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

 

[Eternal_Rapture]

Personality-wise, I like girls who are down to earth, and have a good grasp on life. Girls who I can have a good conversation with, about the big things AND the little things.

And I'm happy to report I've found that very girl. ;]

I agree with you. I'd like intelligent girls, too.

Same here. I would love a girl who can have a intelligent conversation with me, who can kick my , excuse the language, ass in halo and gears, and who just loves video games all around. And I am also attracted to brunettes like many people here. Also, if she liked my taste in music that would be awesome, but a stretch, as long as she doesn't like rap, rap is the devil.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

Alright I've been having a badcase of romantic fantasy, remember that I am a guy btw.
So I told my friends about it, and they just laugh:

Is it so weird that I want to go to a nice girl's house, then talk and meet with her parents (in an intelligent manner)? Then later that night me and my gf just lay in bed and talk (then maybe a hug or kiss, but not actual sex)?

Need your opinion. Nao.

 

[Blair Bennett]

What I usually look for in bf's is that they are breathing. That's always a nice start to the relationship. Also, guys who are aware of the fact that blond jokes don't offend me (I have blond hair, but I know it's in the name of comedy, and that's a cause I can respect), but they still make a point of making sure I'm ok with it. Also, I'd really like it if they can have an intelligent conversation with me every once in a while, as well as a fun one. In addition to this, I'd like to be able to disagree on everything, but not have to. If he's the kind of person that needs to impose his beliefs on everyone else just because he's "obviously right", I usually don't want to have that kind of relationship with him.

 

[Blair Bennett]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

Welcome to paradise: Eastern America.

*EDIT** I've been making quite a few double posts lately. Apologies to all.

 

[DanDanikov]

I've already found my perfect woman... many don't, so I'm happy to have managed that.

 

[howard_hughes]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

Welcome to paradise: Eastern America.

*EDIT** I've been making quite a few double posts lately. Apologies to all.

I would have thought Cali or vegas would have been better for my needs... I'll look into that though

 

[Blair Bennett]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

Welcome to paradise: Eastern America.

*EDIT** I've been making quite a few double posts lately. Apologies to all.

I would have thought Cali or vegas would have been better for my needs... I'll look into that though

Sure, Nevada works, but think about it. L.A.? How much more plastic, quick, and dirty does it get.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

I like girls that don't have many inhibitions. Every girl that I was attracted to recently had a big personality and was an actress.
I always help them with crap and they say they like me...I just don't get it. I mean, I'm pretty good looking and I have a personality. Uh. I don't get it. Maybe I'm too nice. But why would I like someone that I wouldn't be nice to?
None of them give me a chance.

Story of my life.

 

[howard_hughes]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

Welcome to paradise: Eastern America.

*EDIT** I've been making quite a few double posts lately. Apologies to all.

I would have thought Cali or vegas would have been better for my needs... I'll look into that though

Sure, Nevada works, but think about it. L.A.? How much more plastic, quick, and dirty does it get.

OOO, the mental images just gave me a shiver

 

[Blair Bennett]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

Welcome to paradise: Eastern America.

*EDIT** I've been making quite a few double posts lately. Apologies to all.

I would have thought Cali or vegas would have been better for my needs... I'll look into that though

Sure, Nevada works, but think about it. L.A.? How much more plastic, quick, and dirty does it get.

OOO, the mental images just gave me a shiver

In a good way?

 

[howard_hughes]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

Welcome to paradise: Eastern America.

*EDIT** I've been making quite a few double posts lately. Apologies to all.

I would have thought Cali or vegas would have been better for my needs... I'll look into that though

Sure, Nevada works, but think about it. L.A.? How much more plastic, quick, and dirty does it get.

OOO, the mental images just gave me a shiver

In a good way?

when are shivers not a good thing

 

[Blair Bennett]

I want a bimbo who never says no, in fact it would be great if the only thing faker then her tits is her personality. It would also be great if I could capitalize off of my growing paranoia more too so if she could be unfaithful every time I'm out of sight that could work as a great hobby for both of us... also, she should be a terrible cook so I can make her feel like I'm doing her a favor for eating her cooking. and why not have her throw in about a half dozen rug rats from previous flings that she expects me to support and love.

no sense in me being faithful either so if I could get 3 of those my life would be complete.

Welcome to paradise: Eastern America.

*EDIT** I've been making quite a few double posts lately. Apologies to all.

I would have thought Cali or vegas would have been better for my needs... I'll look into that though

Sure, Nevada works, but think about it. L.A.? How much more plastic, quick, and dirty does it get.

OOO, the mental images just gave me a shiver

In a good way?

when are shivers not a good thing

Good point, all that plastic was bound to be shiver inducing.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Alright I've been having a badcase of romantic fantasy, remember that I am a guy btw.
So I told my friends about it, and they just laugh:

Is it so weird that I want to go to a nice girl's house, then talk and meet with her parents (in an intelligent manner)? Then later that night me and my gf just lay in bed and talk (then maybe a hug or kiss, but not actual sex)?

Need your opinion. Nao.

It's called being a respectful, well-mannered human being. Others would argue that, but OWELL.

@topic
I'm 15. I find that women are in one of three categories for me:

1) Idiotic bimbo who says she speaks American.
2) Crazy catlady
3) Taken

Add to that my ridiculously low self-esteem levels, and I'm a recipe for romantic disaster.

But as for what I'm attracted to; I like them a bit shorter than me, usually a Caucasian/Asian mixed heritage, green eyes. I find it more interesting when the lady in question is in touch with her artistic side. Especially musicians. I love playing music, and listening to it, and I could actually say "We could make beautiful music together." without sounding like a total creep.

But yeah. I'm not interested in a romantic relationship at least until I hit college. Too much crap with chemicals flying out the yin-yang right now.

 

[Aardvark]

blimey, as far as i can tell there is no comments of people randomly blurting out "boobs!". truly the Escapist is a website full of mature and wonderful people! yay! =D

Ruined it for me. You bastard!

Physically, as long as she's not overweight, hideously deformed or red-headed, I don't mind. I have a thing for asian girls, but that seems par for the course, being an internet nerd (Internerd).

Of course, she can still be disqualified for reasons of evangelism, vegetarianism, astrological belief, terrible taste in music/TV, annoying voice/laugh, poor hygiene, bland personality, psychosis and violent mood swings.

Long story short, I'm going to die alone.

 

[Danglybits]

Men, I like that hairy part on their belly above the pubic hair and facial hair. I'm a total sucker for facial hair.
Women, I like short hair, or long and curly with a nice waist (a curve to it regardless of her weight) and a swagger.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

These threads are so... odd and they always come off a bit 4channy in my opinion.

 

[vede]

I believe this thread's premise has been ruined...

Anyway, I guess I'll conform, too...

I like girls with short hair, pale skin, and small boobs. Who are cold inside. Like me. Brutally honest and never surprised when something expected happens (such as a high school breakup, they always seem to surprise the shit out of people). A girl who wouldn't trade her own welfare for someone else's, and who isn't afraid to tell you something you did was just plain stupid, and who won't be mad when you do any of that right back. And who is an atheist.

Strangely, there's a girl that I really, really like right now who doesn't fit a single one of those (except the small boobs part). (But she's still very attractive to me.)

Anyway, I'll post on the original premise of the thread.

I had a girlfriend. I disagreed with her on something. I told her I disagreed with her, and tried to argue my point. She pulled a "you never think I'm right and you always think you're right and I hate you" on me and I was like, "yep I expected that." I explained that I wasn't going to bend the truth or try to make things I say sound nice and happy, I'd always say it how I saw it. Then I did it one day and she decided to break up with me, then was totally confused that I wasn't emotionally torn apart or anything. "How come you're not sad?" "Because a huge proportion of high school relationships end up like this. Why would this one be any different?" "What? But you don't think we had anything special?" "If we did, this wouldn't be happening, now would it?" "I hate you, you're a jerk." "And you're an average high school girl who thinks every boyfriend she has will end up being her husband in ten years, and always thinks everyone is secretly wondering why she looks so ugly or fat." "GO AWAY!" "Very well, I guess."

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Any of ye kind Escapists mind helping out on this one?

So the rundown is this: I meet a girl, a girl who was as diffrent as me(You look slightly less than 'respectable' in this town your gonna get a few looks). Long story short we got together and it was one of the best relationships I ever had. Turns out I was a bit too prone to be immature when it wasn't necessary, and we broke up, then went back out shortly after with her supposedly over the fact I liked to crack jokes often. We broke up again(all that was in the span of roughly 4-5 months) and surprisingly stayed good friends. Thing is I couldn't keep her out of my head. I'd always start asking myself, 'I should convince her to go back out' when I was letting down my guard.

It's been around a year later, and I'm still very good friends with her. I've asked her why she puts up with my stupid behaviour and she answers something along the lines of I'm amusing. It doesn't make sense how I could be the worlds best friend always there for her with a smile yet just jovial enough to be a nuisance in a relationship. She stated many times that was the only reason we broke up, both when she was sober and not. We've had our fair share of run ins when we've bumped uglies since the breakup, and we've always let them go with a laugh. But recently I've let go of the idea me and her will never work ad that I'm fated to be stuck with a great friend with benefits and noting more, and started letting that little voice in my head that says "You can make it work this time Joncímo, just go for it! " speak louder the past month. Maybe it's because the revelation a month back were I realized fear was the only thing holding me back, maybe it's the hazardous amount of rum I've got my lips on the past two weeks, but damn that voice is sounding pretty smart.

So, what should I do now? I've recently confessed the fact I've had here haunting my mind all this time(she had thought I was completely over her).