The Onion Rates the Best Games of the Decade

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CompanionCube

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I knew this thread would turn into "That's on the list" or "What happened to _________". People complaining will not change it.

Where the hell is the Orange Box. That's the best deal of all time.
 

ohgodalex

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I've generally found the A.V. Club to be pretty much spot on with their evaluation of music and movies. I guess I'm not necessarily in agreement with everything on the list, but I've liked all the games that they listed, and I guess you could argue that each one perfected a different facet of gaming.
It's nice to finally see a list devoid of old Zelda games and outdated gameplay.
 

JC175

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Calling "Would you kindly?" the "most stunning plot twist in gaming history" seems a bit much. Sure it was a pretty great game, but that twist wasn't particularly original.
 

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No half life 2.
No silent hill 2. This one actually pisses me off a bit.
No RE4. Best RE by far
No RTS

Left 4 Dead?
Fallout 3? while a good game it isnt good enough to be close for a game of decade.
SSX 3??
WoW???
SIMS?????
Rockband????????
really? why are any of theses games on this list. LFD is valve worst game.
 

Casual Shinji

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No Half-life 2.
No Silent Hill 2.
No Prince of Persia.

This is why Top 10, 15, 20 lists are absolutely useless. You can't formulate artistic work.
 

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While I didn't enjoy many of the games listed, I feel each can be justified being placed in a similar list.
 

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TheOscarer said:
I like what the list was trying to do, but some great games have been missed off.

Halo 3, controversial but the halo franchise is essentially what made people buy original xboxes. It is a fun game to play single player, online or with 8 people squeezed into my living room in front of a couple of tvs.

CS has been missed off, which spawned the multiplayer success of COD, which I personally Love.

I thought Oblivion would be there over Fallout since it was so much deeper, which is what I look for in an RPG.

I like the inclusion of WOW & the Sims since they are two of the most successful titles of the decade.


Great games have flaws, nothing is perfect but in my opinion a great game should offer endless replay-ability and enjoyment, isn't that what games are about? Also Bioshock was good but no.1 game of the decade!
halo 2,3, wars, and ODST all sucked, 1 is average when average didnt exist.
Agree counterstrike
WoW and the Sims need to be higher ranked.
Starcraft needs to be on the list, i dont fucking care that it came out 2 years early, without it, CoD, Battlefield, Gaylo, CS, and every other popular MFPS owe their existance to Korea and Starcraft. Pro Gaming existed in 2 forms before starcraft: MTG, and Chess.
 

dubious_wolf

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I hate or haven't heard of a majority of those games. and what no Halo? I call some serious shenanigans here! you want depth of story in an FPS go check out Halo 2.
This just in WoW still sucks.
 

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Oldmanwillow said:
No half life 2.
No silent hill 2. This one actually pisses me off a bit.
No RE4. Best RE by far
No RTS

Left 4 Dead?
Fallout 3? while a good game it isnt good enough to be close for a game of decade.
SSX 3??
WoW???
SIMS?????
Rockband????????
really? why are any of theses games on this list. LFD is valve worst game.
You can go to a icy hell for saying that about SSX 3.
 

Napalm_Man

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Mercanary57 said:
Ahem...
Its their opinion, people. Don't get that upset about it.
TRUTH... Although we are allowed to dicuss it and disagree.

On topic: Personally I'm disapointed that their isn't a Silent Hill game and SSX seems really out of place not a great list but it surley a controverisial one, they should stick to satarizing popular news and such.
 

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The Sims, WoW, Rock Band and Fallout 3.

Sorry I do not Agree,

The Sims and WoW are perfect examples of horrible games. Neither of these games have any sort of story to it. They never end, no sense of accomplishment, no " you win", and crappy graphics.

Rock Band, are you serious, if i want to hear my favorite bands play music I will open my itunes, and if i wanted to play guitar or drums I would learn how to. It is also sad to spend money on this game because of how free music is. If you wanted to play an Incubus song, go buy a guitar, then go on the internet and download the free sheet music..

Fallout 3, ok this game was fun, but nothing groundbreaking. The dev. took oblivion and then dropped a nuke on it. There was so much more that could have been done with that game, and people who have played F1, F2, will understand what i mean.

There are many other games that are better than these, also not a single sports game? I dont play any other than NHL which i wouldnt put on the list,but Madden 05 was like the best one yet.

Where is Metal Gear Solid?
Where is Modern Warfare ?
Where is ...

so many better choices..

EDIT: i dont count snowboarding as a sport, its a hobby, like cheerleading.
 

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It's not bad, but suffers from a distinct lack of Half-Life 2. But then, even a game of the year list is going to be pretty subjective and kind of random, so a game of the decade list can only be more so.
 

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Hey i liked it a bit,it was 10trillion times better then the inside game of the year, and it gets 1000 points for not having any call of duty games up there. Though I played Bioshock i doubt it deserved game of the decade,I'd rather TF2 be on that list
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Hahahaha, wow, the onion is so good at satire.

No seriously though, the only game on that list that I would consider at least above average is Fallout.