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MercenaryCanary

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The infamous SCAMola said:
Nobody seems to get my rape jokes.
I know what you mean! I'm the only person I know that tells rape jokes and dead baby jokes, and for some reason people just think I'm psychopathic.
At least I have you for company --Smiles creepily--
 

megapenguinx

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megapenguinx said:
ohgodalex said:
A thread for discussing stupid things that every person on the planet but you do on a regular basis.
Could you please clarify this sentence better? It seems a little...mushy to me.
Thank you for clearing that up :D
OT: Watching reality tv and networks like MTV.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.
That, and everyone I know (Except me) like Burger King, McDonald's, KFC etc.
 

Skreeee

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Everyone else seems to think that treating convenience store clerks like they eat shit and then regurgitate it into little kids' mouths is A-okay.

Perhaps I just identify with the clerks because I was stupid enough to be one for a summer. Never work at 7-11 unless you can handle complete loss of dignity.
 

Pubert Mcgee

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Everyone likes rubbish comedy films like superbad, anchorman and well any film with jack black in.... apart from kung fu panda ill let that slide
 

Lyri

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Zombie_Fish said:
That, and everyone I know (Except me) like Burger King, McDonald's, KFC etc.
Seconding this, except I like Burger King.
KFC though, don't get me started on that garbage.
 

pigmonkey

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carnkhan4 said:
Everyone seems to think
1. That giving money to someone else to waste energy in buildings called 'gyms(?)' is a good idea.

4. That Wii fit is the best game ever.
ya fuck excercise.

everyone who eats at McDonalds
 

theSovietConnection

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It seems to be a trend in the art department at my old high school, but a lot of them like to smoke pot, paint, and play an instrument in the band. They believe this makes them cultured and enlightened somehow. I've taken to referring to this particular group as "Bohemians".

For something pretty much everyone does that I don't get, I'd have to say placing drugs above even close friends. I've had that happen more times then I care to count...
 

King Yayap

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Why does everyone nowadays listen to R&B, it's just awful, surely.
Oh and all these Britain's Got Talent rubbish...
 

experiment0789

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people who actually get exited over celebrity period.I not saying you cant prefer an actor to another, T mean OBSESSING over them.
I know why tabloid magazines are made and there talked about in the media,but I say a big WOPTY F!@#ing DO.

A big shocker,celebrities are people too (*Fake Gasp*).If your parents decide to have another baby,no one outside of your social circle cares, but if a celebrity has one everyone goes nuts.
 

sky14kemea

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everyone seems to tell me to "just move the dog/cat if she/he is bothering you"
am i the only one who puts the animals comfort before me unless its actually important? XD they're living beings too y'know
 

ygetoff

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Snugglebunny said:
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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.
Everyone just seems so content to blindly accept either:

a) Generic cop show
b) Generic medical show
c) Stupid 'reality' TV about someone I don't even know or care about (John and Kate plus eight? Who the hell are John and Kate? And why are they on my TV?)
d) 'hey-kids-lets-all-embarrass-ourselves-in-front-of-millions' game/contest show.
I'm beginning to think that the major network's strategies are "wait until someone else comes out with something good, then copy it."
 

VoltySquirrel

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Take everything I say out of context.

Think I should give a damn about how the girl I decided to say yes to her asking me out, given the fact that I said yes for the hell of it, and the fact that she is hella annoying, is mocing away soon. (sorry bout that run on sentence. Didn't know whaqt came over me.)

Think that Twilight and its sequels are the peak of human literature and will save us from our demise. See: MTV Movie Awards, with the film picking up such awards as Best Female Performance, Breakout Male, and, I can't believe this happened, Best Movie. We are so going to hell for this crime against nature.
 

AMCization

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I believe I am the last sane person, because I am the only one who reads anymore.

I also feel like caving in peoples head with the sharp corner bits of my books when they say "I don't read"...What are you, animals?!