Take everything I say out of context.
Think I should give a damn about how the girl I decided to say yes to her asking me out, given the fact that I said yes for the hell of it, and the fact that she is hella annoying, is mocing away soon. (sorry bout that run on sentence. Didn't know whaqt came over me.)
Think that Twilight and its sequels are the peak of human literature and will save us from our demise. See: MTV Movie Awards, with the film picking up such awards as Best Female Performance, Breakout Male, and, I can't believe this happened, Best Movie. We are so going to hell for this crime against nature.